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OK, Holden hear we go.
All-right the rules are,
Must be in theme some how,
Only two porno movie names per entry,
Wait five posts before you can post again
Are we ready, GO

The return of Diamond Head

Polypop's poopshoot party and poker palace

Your turn

Trader Dick's Wild Ride
Aku Aku's Anal Adventures

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Tongue-a-Roa

Eat-Her Island

Shag

Head Hunter

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Oh, I already broke the rules!
I forgot only 2 posts. Am I disqualified?

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Quick two off the top of my head:

"King Kamaniwannalai'a"

"Getting Shrunken Head" starring Marty the Midget

On 2003-04-03 09:53, tikimug wrote:
....two off the top of my head

There's another one!

Oh wait, that's not tiki themed...

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HA!

That sounds more anti porno...

More like... "A Quick Two ON Top My Head"

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For the soloist "Burnin' Palms"
"Tiki Taint II: The Scrog Log" w/ Beatsbum Barry

Hell whatdyawant?

"Cun-Tiki", starring Whore Thigh-er-Doll

"G-Spotica II", starring Arthur Hymen

Sabu

"Bone-a-Fied while Tiki-Tied"

"TC-B&D"

(Lame!)

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On 2003-04-04 08:01, RevBambooBen wrote:
"Bone-a-Fied while Tiki-Tied"

"TC-B&D"

(Lame!)

REVEREND! I AM SHOCKED!!

:o :o :o

I expect that from Bamboo Ben, but a man of the cloth such as yourself!

How about a gay one? "Tiki Poles Volume 2...Blue-Veined Warriors Cum Samoa"

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Puka and the Tiki Logs
Mr. Bali Hai Rides Em All

Playboy's Lapu-Lapu Lap Dancers
Mai Tai or Your Hand Cuffs?

[ Edited by: Cherry Capri on 2003-04-05 02:05 ]

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Here's my 2...
"RAPA NOOKIE"
"PAY LAY?"

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This is close to being on topic :)
Remember that song by 70's porn star Andrea True - "Moai, Moai, Moai"?

"Exodicka""Mutiny on the Bouncy-Bouncy"

Ooh, I thought of a better one...piss on the rules.
"Orgeat the Nookilau"

[ Edited by: purple jade on 2003-04-04 22:27 ]

Don't forget the quintessential gay tiki porn flick, "Mart in Denny"

Ku's Kumfest

Pele's Pecker Perversions

"Lava Lips"

"Dick Trader"

(lame again!)

Ok,I know this is a cheesy one but here it goes:

A VIRGIN IN PARADISE aka HOW I GOT Leighed

I am ashamed to waste space with that one but I had to post something.

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Wahines gone Wild!
Aloha Ho's
Oh Well at least I tried :)

[ Edited by: DawnTiki on 2003-04-05 21:23 ]

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Don's Ho

or

Lesbos On Tiki Island!

...if you want cheesy porno, you need a cheesy porno title.

Taboo Lei on Funtasy island

Pooka likes Bananas Creem and Cocoa's Nut.

HeHe

[ Edited by: sneakytiki on 2003-04-07 09:50 ]

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Taboob: the art of tiki
Mr. Bally High

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Polly-Needs-Ya

Hawaii Five-Oh-Oh-Oh!

On 2003-04-04 15:17, Basement Kahuna wrote:
How about a gay one? "Tiki Poles Volume 2...Blue-Veined Warriors Cum Samoa"

I am laughing so hard my stomach hurts!!!!!

Back Door Menehineys (featuring Tiki_Dong and Gettin'LuckyD)

The Looooooong House of WhamBamBoo Ben('s)

(This could go so horribly wrong...)

don't forget the scatalogical...

PuPu Platter par Deux"

Hanjob Samoore

Good Mana Horney Hana

Mauna Loa: Check out these nuts

The Forbidden Island
------Starring-----
Lau Lau The Licking Leper

(did I break my own rule?)

Well, if baxdog's breaking the rules...

BigBraTiki (or, Just Sven You Thought You'd Seen Everything...)

Purple Jade,
Mahalos for the compliment!

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I think the best of these need ot be made into movie posters in Photoshop! I love Mauna Loa - Check Out These Nuts! I see the layout already....

It's about time there was a nekkid MAN somewhere in here!

Thanks for evening things up for the ladies, Tikifish! Your talents are boundless.

Fishlips, that is so fricken funny
I cried on my keyboard!!

I too bow to the Tikifish. That is too exquisite. Sabu has laughed so hard that his turban has unraveled.

Sabu the Chokin-up Boy

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I really didn't like that guy's face but there's only so long you can look for 'naked men' on google at the office before getting the funny feeling big brother is watching you!

I would have preferred a more South Seas looking fella...

Typical chick Fishface, with all those big nuts you are still looking at his face:)

Fish'n Chicks/let's hook up
Vol.#1 Do me in the Bass
Vol.#2 Do me in the Halibutt
Vol.#3 Blowfish-Hammerhead
Vol.#4 Coral Cunnilingus
Vol.#5 Cum play in my sandbox
Vol.#6 Can my Mussel play with your Clam?
Vol.#7 I think my ocean is swelling
Vol.#8 The forebidden Redtide
Vol.#9 Mythical Mermaids/Seamen's revenge

Did I break the rules?

Heehee, Vol.#6...now THAT'S funny!
(Whereas Vol.#8 is a bit icky...)

Tikifish, why didn't you just graft on Secret Agent Pop/s head? Seems like a trend...

[ Edited by: purple jade on 2003-04-11 10:07 ]

Dick Traders

Rum-splattered Grog-sluts

Trader Woody

Woody, your first two were good but your last one takes the cake, although I think it would have been funnier as "Trader's Woody"

:wink: Hanford

[ Edited by: hanford_lemoore on 2003-04-12 04:31 ]

Nookielicki Volume 2: revenge of the Lounge Lizards

The Kinky Adventures of King Kamanyawannalaymi

How's those?

Swinging Tiki

[ Edited by: SwingingTiki on 2003-04-16 19:13 ]

  • "Bright Lights, Big Tikis"
  • "Doin' it Baxdoggie Style"
  • "House of Bimbo Ben"
  • "Adventures of Long Bong Silver"
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Bamboo Bimbos with Big Bongos!

Moai Head's bigger than you're head

or

Mig Does the Old Bag

Tiki Blow-asis III: Revenge Of Floratina

Suckling Bastard

HandJob Lemoore

Tiki Bob-a-Knob

Garnish with a Prick and a Cherry

Doctor Fuck

"Wicked Wahines and the Blowfish"

"Nasty Yuki-lay-Lee"


All hail the freaky tiki!

[ Edited by: CruzinTiki on 2003-04-18 00:25 ]

[ Edited by: CruzinTiki on 2003-04-18 01:09 ]

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