Tiki Bong's Member Status Changing!

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P PolynesianPop Tiki Socialite Corona, Ca Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2371	P PolynesianPop Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 10:56 AM Congrats to Tiki Bong -- in just 5 more posts, his status will be changing from Tiki Socialite to ?????
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 11:15 AM I am totally disgusted at the thought of merely posting messages for the sake of raising one's number of posts. As you recall Pop, you dismayed many members during your last little posting war episode.
P PolynesianPop Tiki Socialite Corona, Ca Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2371	P PolynesianPop Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 11:30 AM :lol: Tis not I that is posting fluff to get there! http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=3864&forum=1&1 http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=3861&forum=1&2 http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=3792&forum=4&start=15&20 Poly-Pop * [ Edited by: PolynesianPop on 2003-05-20 11:31 ]
M mig Official Man-About-Town Sunnycupertoga, CA Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 323	M mig Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 11:31 AM Tsk tsk-- Now now, kids. You know the old rule: if you don't have something interesting or pertinent to say, then don't say it at all. Actually, that applies to this post too. Hmm. -mig
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 11:37 AM Allright, I'm sorry!
T tiki410 Member Tonga Isle Joined: Dec 31, 2002 Posts: 156	T tiki410 Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 12:28 PM I think you should apologize to each member individually. That's what 1,000 replies right.
M mig Official Man-About-Town Sunnycupertoga, CA Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 323	M mig Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 1:55 PM Okay everyone-- as a proprietor here, I am going to ask for an advisory vote as to what Bong's new status should be. So post your suggestions here, in this thread! -mig Please note the fine print: this is an advisory vote only, and does not necessarily mean that any suggestions here will actually become Bong's new status, as the management here may think his current status is appropriate. Void where prohibited. Only one entry per member unless you've got some really good ones. Bong need not be present to be roasted. For list of winners, please send SASE to: Bong's Status, PO Box 1001, Young America MN 55555, and include your name, address, and explanation why contests are always held in Young America MN.
P PolynesianPop Tiki Socialite Corona, Ca Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2371	P PolynesianPop Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 1:59 PM Ok, I'll start! How about: Founder - Int'l Tiki Day or more appropriately: Desparately Seeking Attention :) Poly-Pop * [ Edited by: PolynesianPop on 2003-05-20 14:24 ]
AC Atomic Cocktail Tiki Socialite Land O' The Next Big One-L.A. Joined: Jun 25, 2002 Posts: 929	AC Atomic Cocktail Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 2:40 PM I vote for: "Crusty Ol'Tiki Bastard"
F floratina Tiki Socialite Pasadena CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 1002	F floratina Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 2:43 PM I second that.
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 2:50 PM Hey! Did I ever tell all of you I really like you! And that I'm leaving something from my vast collection to each and every one of you. And I'm thinking about finding a cure to whatever ails you. And I'll take care of your pet when you're out of town. And, ah..., I'm never gonna post annoying messages again which antagonize certain TC members. (I don't think this is gonna go very well...)
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 2:52 PM On 2003-05-20 13:59, PolynesianPop wrote: Desparately Seeking Attention :) Poly-Pop * How is it that someone with more posts than me is NOT "desparately seeking attention".
A Alnshely Member Oceanside CA Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 974	A Alnshely Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 3:05 PM "ABSOLUTE MASTER OF SPACE, TIME AND DIMENSION"
S stentiki Member Huntington Beach Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 892	S stentiki Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 3:16 PM THE FORBIDDEN SOUND OF BONG TIKI :wink:
TT Trader Tiki Member Portland, OR Joined: Mar 06, 2003 Posts: 385	TT Trader Tiki Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 3:27 PM BING!
M martiki Official Mixologist http://www.smugglerscovesf.com Joined: Mar 29, 2002 Posts: 3059	M martiki Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 3:31 PM Heh heh, this is a little idea that was cooked up by the Special Agents. Glad to see it's going well. Personally, I like "Paranoid Dopefiend". But...Baxdog: It's all you. I'm waiting to hear what you've got. heheh -martin
DZ Doctor Z Tiki Socialite Jasper's Reef, Torrance, CA Joined: Aug 01, 2002 Posts: 1620	DZ Doctor Z Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 3:49 PM How 'bout "BONG - the OTHER white meat"?
T tiki410 Member Tonga Isle Joined: Dec 31, 2002 Posts: 156	T tiki410 Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 5:10 PM To be really lame: "Post Replyman"
E emspace Member Vancouver Joined: Jan 05, 2003 Posts: 879	E emspace Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 5:55 PM On 2003-05-20 14:50, Tiki_Bong wrote: Hey! Did I ever tell all of you I really like you! And that I'm leaving something from my vast collection to each and every one of you. Ah yes, then the title is "Captain Wonderful"...though I've gotta admit "Paranoid Dopefiend" has a damn nice ring to it... :), em.
STCB Sabu The Coconut Boy Tiki Socialite Carson, California Joined: Aug 20, 2002 Posts: 2807	STCB Sabu The Coconut Boy Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 6:00 PM Tiki Civil Servant Tiki Catastrophe Tiki Pharmacist Tiki Sexy Lu-tellan [ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy on 2003-05-20 18:01 ]
HH hula hula Member da 9th island/ vegas Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 407	HH hula hula Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 6:22 PM im gonna second bong- the other white meat
JT Jungle Trader Member Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca. Joined: Jan 04, 2003 Posts: 3772	JT Jungle Trader Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 7:05 PM Will the order of the Grand Imperial Water Buffalo please come to order...........I hereby christen Bong as our new, one and only Grand Imperial Poobah.
AC Atomic Cocktail Tiki Socialite Land O' The Next Big One-L.A. Joined: Jun 25, 2002 Posts: 929	AC Atomic Cocktail Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 8:44 PM How about: TIKI ANGEL OF DEATH
C Chongolio Member The Coast of Kauai Joined: Oct 02, 2002 Posts: 2765	C Chongolio Posted posted on Tue, May 20, 2003 9:15 PM Ummmm how about ..... Cheerless Fearleader. Chongolio P.S. Sorry Bong I couldn't resist
TW Trader Woody Member Tiki Manor, Forest of Bowland,UK Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2301	TW Trader Woody Posted posted on Wed, May 21, 2003 4:03 AM "Trying too hard" Woah! Better cut back on my posts then.....whoops! Trader Woody
R RevBambooBen Tiki Socialite Huntikington Beach Joined: Nov 12, 2002 Posts: 7946	R RevBambooBen Posted posted on Wed, May 21, 2003 7:41 AM tiki bung! (hole!)
E Erika Member N.J. (Philadelphia vicinity) Joined: Apr 24, 2003 Posts: 130	E Erika Posted posted on Wed, May 21, 2003 9:08 AM How about Agent Provocateur?
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Wed, May 21, 2003 9:11 AM On 2003-05-21 09:08, Erika wrote: How about Agent Provocateur? I know my vote probably doesn't count, but I like Erika's suggestion.
L laney Member orange county CA Joined: May 20, 2002 Posts: 631	L laney Posted posted on Wed, May 21, 2003 9:45 AM On 2003-05-21 07:41, RevBambooBen wrote: tiki bung! (hole!) :D :lol: :D :lol: :D Tiki for my Bung Hole? I am cornholio! [ Edited by: Laney on 2003-05-21 10:34 ]
A Alnshely Member Oceanside CA Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 974	A Alnshely Posted posted on Wed, May 21, 2003 10:00 AM Tiki Bong is one of Tiki's true faithful. He is the organizer of the OC Crawl events, Captain of "The Smoking Menehunes", Collector Extrordinaire, Surf Legend, Defender of all things Tiki and all around good guy. As a caring Tiki Father, Kevin is passing the torch of Tiki on to a new generation. Bong is a giant among men, he bestrides the world as a colossus. We can learn a lot from Bong. To dismiss him as "trying too hard" is a crime. The Tiki Community should hang it's head in shame. To ostracize an important member of our Tiki Family is a black mark against our Ohana. For shame TC, for shame. Bong doesn't need a new member status. He needs a theme song. "Tiki Bong" (sung to the tune of "Tom Slick") TIKI-BONG TIKI-BONG On his lightning fast connection when he's sending mail. He won't quit Becauseyouknowtherenosuchwordasfail to TIKI-BONG TIKI-BONG Our Hero at Don Ho on Oahu. Mahalo, Al [ Edited by: alnshely on 2003-05-21 10:14 ]
HH hula hula Member da 9th island/ vegas Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 407	HH hula hula Posted posted on Wed, May 21, 2003 10:26 AM sniff can't we all just get a bong
TD Tiki Diablo Member socal Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 1916	TD Tiki Diablo Posted posted on Wed, May 21, 2003 10:59 AM Bong doesn't care what we call him, now as for Hula.......Tiki Central Poster Boy!
M martiki Official Mixologist http://www.smugglerscovesf.com Joined: Mar 29, 2002 Posts: 3059	M martiki Posted posted on Thu, May 22, 2003 2:24 AM On 2003-05-21 10:26, hula hula wrote: sniff can't we all just get a bong Nice one, Hula. I don't think anyone is ostracizing El Bongo- I see it as good natured ribbing and I think Bong does too. Something will come of this that will reflect well on Bong, and let him stand out as a giant among paranoid dopefiends. -martin
H hanford_lemoore Tiki Socialite Tiki Central Joined: Mar 23, 2002 Posts: 1899	H hanford_lemoore Posted posted on Thu, May 22, 2003 3:08 AM PS, the "trying too hard" ranking was not set up for Bong specifically... it's been set that way for 9 months or so, without anyone reaching it. Now that the joke's played out I've changed it to "Tiki Centralite Socialite" until we can come up with a better generic one that is not Bong-specfic. Bong, I hope there's not hard feeings! :) ~Hanford
T thebaxdog Member Santa Ana, CA. Joined: Jun 19, 2002 Posts: 775	T thebaxdog Posted posted on Thu, May 22, 2003 7:29 AM Nice post Al, I almost chucked my corn flakes Bong this and Bong that, all you saps played right into the fact that Bong has to have someone touch him 24 hrs a day. ME ME ME "talk to me" "touch me" "don't ever leave me alone" " I will never be happy because Pop kicked my ass", well Boo-flippen-Hoo Why can't we roast him until he is med. rare then rub salt on him. Would he hold back on any of you? So here is my 1 penny The THC of TC Computer Surfer Officer in training TC surf Captain Bong juice The old guy I really like Bong the other white meat BUT If you know and love Bong as we all do, I think THE SMOKIN' MENEHUNE And Bong if I get wind of you puttin' down the SLIDE ("I not good enough") I will hunt you down and personally kick your ASS. Someone please tell me WHY that reject from a Star Trek Convention, Martin gets a Special agent name at less than 500 posts?? OOOH I get it, he lives close to the BOSS wink wink nod nod!!!
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Thu, May 22, 2003 8:57 AM Bong get mad at a little light-hearted ribbing? Not even! I do however have a good colleague that's an IRS auditor interested in such things as under-the-table construction jobs, under-reported tips, ebay transactions without sales tax remittance (yes it's required), and any other unreported income! Now, where's that list of members?
AC Atomic Cocktail Tiki Socialite Land O' The Next Big One-L.A. Joined: Jun 25, 2002 Posts: 929	AC Atomic Cocktail Posted posted on Thu, May 22, 2003 8:59 AM On 2003-05-21 10:00, Alnshely wrote: The Tiki Community should hang it's head in shame. To ostracize an important member of our Tiki Family is a black mark against our Ohana. For shame TC, for shame. Oh Al you are so right! Sniff. sniff...I want to change my entry to: MR. TIKI BUNNY FU-FU I love you Bong! Will you have my babies? :tiki:
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Thu, May 22, 2003 12:29 PM On 2003-05-22 08:59, Atomic Cocktail wrote: I love you Bong! Will you have my babies? :tiki: I think I just did.
T TikiMaxton Member Portland, OR Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 559	T TikiMaxton Posted posted on Thu, May 22, 2003 9:02 PM That's it! I think Tiki Riviera stumbled upon the perfect name for a precocious poster such as Bong - TIKI GEEK!

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