Forbidden Island Photo Caption Contest

Hmmmm....

"And I thought these cocktails were going to turn us into ZOMBIES!"

"Sheep's clothing didn't work, so we tried Aloha shirts"

"Why Grandma, what a beautiful tiki bar you have...

All the better to serve up potent cocktails, get you smashed and then eat the marrow from your bones"

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[ Edited by: tikiracer 2008-03-14 15:01 ]

"yummy arms now let me have a Navy Grog to wash them down"

I saw a werewolf drinking a china clipper at Forbidden Island
And his hair was perfect

The sign said, No shoes, No shirt, No service, so......

or how about
"Have another one? Twist my arm!"

"We're the new security Martiki hired, to help keep the elks away."

These drinks will put hair on your chest (and face, arms, and back)!

On 2008-03-14 08:29, martiki wrote:

Did someone order "Hair of the dog"?

"A couple of swinging American fox-ez!!!"

-queue Dan Aykroyd and Steve Martin...

Get the f'ing shotgun.

"We heard you don't refuse service to anyone here. You expecting the Easter Bunny soon? Maybe we should have a drink while we wait."

"We're friends of TikiwineBEAR from up north. He said if we came by for a drink to be sure to wear Alohawear. By the way, is the Missionary's Downfall made with real missionaries?"

"Wow, the Forbidden Island is really going to the dogs."

Sorry I'm not playing until I know what the Prize is?

"We're just a couple of booze hounds!"

Brother Lono and I are conducting auditions for our latest film, "Young Goddess of the Volcano"...

"Yeah, we got fired for serving cocktails to adults at Chuck E. Cheese's"

[ Edited by: blacksandz 2008-03-14 12:21 ]

Beats the heck out of Fuzzy Slippers

Beats the heck out of a Fuzzy Navel

Plushy Oasis 2008

4 eight year old kids figure out how to get served alcohol in a bar

I'll have the Demerara Dry Float with the El Dorado 25 year old and the Luxardo Premium, with a Kaffir lime leaf and Gardenia blossom garnish...

...and bring some hen blood for my wife.

[ Edited by: pablus 2008-03-14 13:56 ]

Let's go see what the third little pig has to drink.

"Dude...Martin's my bro..he's not f*cking with us, man...just be cool. He swears this is what chicks dig here, and he knows..."

"Oh, so the Pig's-Me-Up is served at Trader Vic's?" :-?

(referece to my caption)

"It's Mai Tai. It's out of this world." - Victor Jules Bergeron Jr.

[ Edited by: Mai Tai 2008-03-14 14:22 ]

"Because you ordered bottled water at Forbidden Island, Pele has magically sentenced you to chase cars and sniff ass for all eternity." (see lame Nestle water bottle on table)

I've heard about Coyote Ugly before, but seeing is believing! :o

What did I win? :)

Martin honey, you are beginning to look really good to me, let me have another drink. By the way this guy and I, we are not connected.

"That Coors Light job sucked anyway...."

A Spanish proverb comes to mind...."Live with wolves, and you learn to howl!!!"

" I need to quit drinking" so said the camera man.

Does this shirt make me look fat?

"Did you hear about that vintage tiki mug exchange?" "Yeah, but the only one that appeals to me is that severed head one"

Did we miss the furry convention?

Outstanding work, everyone! Many of these had me laughing out loud.

I'll explain more about this picture later...

Oh, and the prize is the satisfaction of a job well done. Too hard to pick a winner.

Mahalo!

"Martin, just say the word! We can have Forbidden Island looking like Trader Vic's Las Vegas in no time!