Pirate stuff now officially uncool!

unga bunga!, for shame!. johnny depp was acting "alternative lifestyle" like most pirates were!. why do you think they dressed so flamboyantly and didn't allow chicks on the boat?.

Oh! So now I get what they meant when they use to say,"Full Speed Astern".

Hmmmmm... So does this mean that politically-incorrect, derogatory slang like "butt pirate" is actually redundant? Fascinating.

Here's an exciting sound from T.C.'s last happenin Tiki Crawl!
(Note: these sounds are not intended to be cool.)

http://www.audioautographs.com/audio/yoho.asx

YO HO (A TIKI(?) LIFE FOR ME)
Lyrics by Xavier Atencio and music by George Bruns

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

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monterey must be fogged in again, cuz somebody is real bored(unga).Dont worry, I will be there in july to brighten the place up.Is that semi tiki place still there on cannery row?.

Hey Twowheelin,
You must be talking about the Mark Thomas Outrigger?
It is now called the Fish Hopper (http://www.fishhopper.com/index.html)
I just recently noticed that the Mark Thomas Outrigger mugs they use to sell are going for a "pretty penny" on ebay, which the Fish Hopper only sells the volcano bowls until they sell out (I think I'm getting one). They still have their great tiki drinks with fire. They even still turn a real pineapple into a mug. Hard to find these days. No tiki decor though.

I don't care if the cult of the pirate is on the outs ... I will just have to resign myself to geekdom. I love the Treasure Island in Vegas ... there's just something about sipping a cocktail while playing blackjack in the middle of something that looks like Pirates of the Carribbean.

Aaaaarrrrrhhhh!

All hail the freaky tiki!

[ Edited by: CruzinTiki on 2003-06-22 11:12 ]

Here is a sneak preview of the new movie P.O.T.C. premiere at Disneyland.

http://www.miceage.com/allutz/al062803a.htm

And here is the event:

http://www.laughingplace.com/News-ID507210.asp

YO HO!

[ Edited by: Unga Bunga on 2003-07-05 12:27 ]