Pirate stuff now officially uncool!

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T twowheelin'tiki Member santa monica Joined: Nov 28, 2002 Posts: 712	T twowheelin'tiki Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 1:42 PM it has come to my attention that a pirate movie of quality is "coming out"(jab-jab)in the mainstream . does this sound the warning that the end is near?. If only it had been screened at sundance......arrrr!
T tikifish Member Toronto,Canada Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2720	T tikifish Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 2:00 PM I can't keep up with this shit. 'Pirate chic' had just barely crept onto my pop-culture radar and now it's over? Sigh. Actually I am very excited about Pirates of the Carribbean. Even if it is an 'uncool' movie...
T tikifish Member Toronto,Canada Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2720	T tikifish Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 2:03 PM Oh wait. I just got the joke. Ha ha "I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?"
T thejab Grand Member (1 year) Tradewinds Apartments, Alameda, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2992	T thejab Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 3:11 PM I better get this in while it's still cool: A pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel tied to his waist. Bartender: "What's that ship wheel tied to your waist for?". Pirate: "Aaaarrr, it's drivin' me nuts!".
A atomictonytiki Tiki Socialite Spain Joined: May 14, 2002 Posts: 1322	A atomictonytiki Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 3:18 PM Aaaaarrr! Ya swab yea, I'll keelhaul yea fer sayin pirates ain't cool, Aaaaaarrr
K Kailuageoff Member Honolulu Lounge,Lewes, DE Joined: Mar 27, 2002 Posts: 1506	K Kailuageoff Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 3:37 PM If the Pirate movie turns out to be a stinker, go see "Master & Commander" when it comes out later this year. It is based on the Patrick O'Brien book about the British Navy during the Napoleonic era, and stars Russell Crowe. I love O'Brien's novels. Somehow I'm expecting a politically correct pirate's of the Caribbean movie... but will be pleasantly surprised if it is a full-on feast of debauchery.
TT Trader Tiki Member Portland, OR Joined: Mar 06, 2003 Posts: 385	TT Trader Tiki Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 3:54 PM Ye gods I just saw a hibiscus sticker on a car in the company parking lot, a bunch of Hawaiian shirts on sale at Target... I may be new, but I'm curious... are we here for Poly Pop, or Poly Pristige? Yes, joke thread, well aware, just blathering.
TB Tiki Baron Tiki Centralite Culver City CA Joined: May 14, 2003 Posts: 62	TB Tiki Baron Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 3:56 PM does this sound the warning that the end is near?. In my opinion No. Mainstream in many ways is a good thing because it means more money going towards all things Tiki (or perhaps in this case Piracy). If there is demand -- supply will follow meaning more business for some on this board. I say bring it on...the die hards will still know where to "really" go when the rest of the world is drinking cheap Rum. Besides which would you rather have 20 Movies to enjoy and critize or 2 ?? Take the 20 odds are someone in Hollywood will get it right at least once. MM.
M martiki Official Mixologist http://www.smugglerscovesf.com Joined: Mar 29, 2002 Posts: 3059	M martiki Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 3:59 PM A little kid goes trick-or-treating as a pirate one year. He knocks on the door of a house and sez, "Trick Or Treat!" The lady who answers the door sez, "My, what a cute little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" And the kid sez, "Under my buccan' hat, lady!"
W weirduncletiki Member Grape Town, California Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 756	W weirduncletiki Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 4:18 PM Q: What's a pirates favorite TV show? A: E-ARRRRHHH!
TC Tiki Chris Member London Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 1542	TC Tiki Chris Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 4:21 PM Q: Which television celebrity do pirates think is sexy? A: Sara Michelle GellAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR! Thank you! Good night!
PJ purple jade Member New Orleans Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Posts: 1450	PJ purple jade Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 4:23 PM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Martin, that's one of my all-time favorite jokes! I can't hear the word buccaneers without giggling. The last Superbowl nearly killed me.
T TikiMaxton Member Portland, OR Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 559	T TikiMaxton Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 4:31 PM On 2003-06-12 13:42, twowheelin'tiki wrote: it has come to my attention that a pirate movie of quality is "coming out"(jab-jab)in the mainstream . I suppose it will be rated "Aarrrhhh"...
FP Frenchy Polynesia Member Joined: Apr 05, 2002 Posts: 166	FP Frenchy Polynesia Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 4:51 PM And now, the Pirate Alphabet... (hands up, who remembers this from Mike Nesmith's Television Parts?) :wink:
H hanford_lemoore Tiki Socialite Tiki Central Joined: Mar 23, 2002 Posts: 1899	H hanford_lemoore Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 5:20 PM My wife left her purse on a Pirate ship.
L limptiki Member bay area Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Posts: 137	L limptiki Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 5:27 PM Anything for a few dubloons - I hope no one here will be "cashing in" on the new craze.
S SullTiki Member Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 228	S SullTiki Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 6:20 PM On 2003-06-12 14:03, tikifish wrote: "I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?" Great Simpson's reference!
K kahukini Member Joined: Mar 28, 2002 Posts: 555	K kahukini Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 6:59 PM Five pirates and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each pirate will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next pirate in line will marry her and so on. All the pirates get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different pirate each week. The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies... The first week after wasn't too bad. The second week was getting sort of bad. The third week was getting pretty bad. The fourth week was really bad. The fifth week was horrible! By the sixth week it was unbearable... So they buried her.
A aquarj Tiki Socialite SF bay area, CA Joined: Apr 02, 2002 Posts: 1125	A aquarj Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 7:47 PM Molten lava is officially un-cool. The Sun is also extremely un-cool. And I'm un-cool too, for just making one of my most worthless posts ever. -Randy
C Chongolio Member The Coast of Kauai Joined: Oct 02, 2002 Posts: 2765	C Chongolio Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 8:55 PM What kinda socks do pirates wear??? ARRRRRRGGGyle. Chongolio
T twowheelin'tiki Member santa monica Joined: Nov 28, 2002 Posts: 712	T twowheelin'tiki Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 9:02 PM i wonder if shag can redeem himself by doing some pirate art before his career hits the wall!(nudge nudge), gosh I sure hope so.......(snicker)
C Cultjam Member Phoenix, Arizona Joined: Apr 21, 2002 Posts: 367	C Cultjam Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 10:00 PM "if Shag can redeem himself by painting some pirate art before his career hits the wall" He's way ahead of you. Pirate Booty: The Arrrt of Mates and Wenches My favorite is "I like big booty and I cannot lie" Lisa Lisa [ Edited by: Cultjam on 2003-06-12 22:01 ]
T twowheelin'tiki Member santa monica Joined: Nov 28, 2002 Posts: 712	T twowheelin'tiki Posted posted on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 10:26 PM a playboy with an eye patch aint a damn pirate!, pirates dress more........flamboyantly!
M MonkeyPaw Member Reno Joined: May 26, 2003 Posts: 59	M MonkeyPaw Posted posted on Fri, Jun 13, 2003 1:16 AM On 2003-06-12 15:37, Kailuageoff wrote: If the Pirate movie turns out to be a stinker, go see "Master & Commander" when it comes out later this year. It is based on the Patrick O'Brien book about the British Navy during the Napoleonic era, and stars Russell Crowe. Did you say Russell Crowe???.. How did that information get past my Russell Crowe Radar? Don't you know he is soon to be my future ex-husband? Of course I'll go see that movie..but I will also see Pirates of the Carribean..with bells on my toes..I'll be first in line to get my tickets, my Orlando Bloom & Mr. Depp fix...YE ARRRRR! [ Edited by: MonkeyPaw on 2003-06-13 01:16 ] [ Edited by: MonkeyPaw on 2003-06-13 01:17 ]
AC Atomic Cocktail Tiki Socialite Land O' The Next Big One-L.A. Joined: Jun 25, 2002 Posts: 929	AC Atomic Cocktail Posted posted on Fri, Jun 13, 2003 11:33 AM FRIGGIN'IN THE RIGGIN' "Twas on the good ship Venus By Christ ya shouldda seen us, The figurehead was a whore in bed, And the mast it was a penis. Chorus Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin'in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' There was f@&k all else to do!" [ Edited by: Atomic Cocktail on 2003-06-13 11:33 ]
CK Cowtown Kahuna Member Kahikiville, OH Joined: Apr 30, 2003 Posts: 19	CK Cowtown Kahuna Posted posted on Fri, Jun 13, 2003 11:59 AM Q: Where do Pirates hang out in the mall? A: At the ARRRRRRRRRRcade!
M Melintur Tiki Socialite AKA Colonel Tiki § Portland, OR Joined: Mar 23, 2002 Posts: 324	M Melintur Posted posted on Fri, Jun 13, 2003 12:03 PM On 2003-06-12 17:20, hanford_lemoore wrote: My wife left her purse on a Pirate ship. Mind you, Pirate bites can be nasty.
CK Cowtown Kahuna Member Kahikiville, OH Joined: Apr 30, 2003 Posts: 19	CK Cowtown Kahuna Posted posted on Fri, Jun 13, 2003 12:23 PM On 2003-06-12 21:02, twowheelin'tiki wrote: i wonder if shag can redeem himself by doing some pirate art before his career hits the wall!(nudge nudge), gosh I sure hope so.......(snicker) So, by that rationale, this has to be the most uncool sticker on the planet. :wink:
V vintagegirl Tiki Socialite Los Angeles Joined: Jun 12, 2002 Posts: 542	V vintagegirl Posted posted on Fri, Jun 13, 2003 4:16 PM How bad can a movie be with both Johnny Depp AND Orlando Bloom in it?
AC Atomic Cocktail Tiki Socialite Land O' The Next Big One-L.A. Joined: Jun 25, 2002 Posts: 929	AC Atomic Cocktail Posted posted on Fri, Jun 13, 2003 5:40 PM On 2003-06-13 16:16, vintagegirl wrote: How bad can a movie be with both Johnny Depp AND Orlando Bloom in it? AND Crazy AL!
C Caber-Net Tiki Socialite Manchester, CT Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 127	C Caber-Net Posted posted on Sun, Jun 15, 2003 12:14 AM What's a Pirates favorite letter? RRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
C Caber-Net Tiki Socialite Manchester, CT Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 127	C Caber-Net Posted posted on Sun, Jun 15, 2003 12:15 AM How much did it cost for the Pirate to get his ears pierced? A Buck an Ear! I could got on but I refuse.
T the75stingray Member Dayton, Ohio Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 447	T the75stingray Posted posted on Sun, Jun 15, 2003 9:35 PM On 2003-06-13 16:16, vintagegirl wrote: How bad can a movie be with both Johnny Depp AND Orlando Bloom in it? What is with this Orlando Bloom facination? (MonkeyPaw? VintageGirl?) I mean the guy was doing 7-Up commercials two months ago, wasnt he? And Johnny Depp? Is he still around? I thought he bought it with a drug overdose at the Viper Room right after making "From Hell" or something... Ah, what the hell do I know? I'm still in my 80's Miami Vice phase. I'll go see the movie just to watch something that is different and non-chick-flick...ish.
T tikimug Member 1217 mi. North of the Mai Kai Joined: Apr 01, 2002 Posts: 752	T tikimug Posted posted on Sun, Jun 15, 2003 10:03 PM Let's see if I can get this right? BLOOM and... JONES RIGHT?
M martiki Official Mixologist http://www.smugglerscovesf.com Joined: Mar 29, 2002 Posts: 3059	M martiki Posted posted on Sun, Jun 15, 2003 11:59 PM Well clarified, tikimug. And with nice visual aids.
V vintagegirl Tiki Socialite Los Angeles Joined: Jun 12, 2002 Posts: 542	V vintagegirl Posted posted on Mon, Jun 16, 2003 12:40 AM [i]What is with this Orlando Bloom facination? (MonkeyPaw? VintageGirl?) I mean the guy was doing 7-Up commercials two months ago, wasnt he? And Johnny Depp? Is he still around? I thought he bought it with a drug overdose at the Viper Room right after making "From Hell" or something... Well, I'll admit that Orlando just isn't quite as hunky in real life. (I think he's got some mousey curly hair in a bad 'do or something.) But just goes to show you what Hollywood magic can do. Oh, and I think many women already found him quite alluring as the hot blond elf Legolas in Lord of the Rings a couple of years ago. As for Johnny Depp, I've always liked him and his odd choices in film roles. (OK, so maybe I didn't exactly watch him on 21 Jump Street. But I think he got better in the movies.) Besides he was so wonderfully goth in Edward Scissorhands!
W woofmutt Member Seattilite Telstar Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 2639	W woofmutt Posted posted on Mon, Jun 16, 2003 12:51 AM I had no idea that Orlando fellow was so talented...But did he do the 7-Up ads in black face or Lord of the Rings in white face?
T tikimug Member 1217 mi. North of the Mai Kai Joined: Apr 01, 2002 Posts: 752	T tikimug Posted posted on Mon, Jun 16, 2003 9:16 AM Hey woof are you forgeting about his singing career with Dawn? This guys got more talent in his little pinky than I have in my whole pinky!
T thecardcheat Member Joined: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 48	T thecardcheat Posted posted on Mon, Jun 16, 2003 9:50 AM Wasn't "pirate" un-cool after being exploited and burnt out by Adam and the Ants???
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Mon, Jun 16, 2003 11:21 AM I loved the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland when I was a kid (still do). I look forward to the movie, but Johnny Depp seems kind of gay in his mannerisms (in the previews) and not as brawn as you would hope for a pirate captain. I guess Walt Disney does not want to scare the kids. Here is a link for the official website: http://pirates.movies.go.com YO HO! Unga Bunga
T Turbogod Member Joined: Jun 14, 2002 Posts: 1219	T Turbogod Posted posted on Mon, Jun 16, 2003 12:31 PM So would this be the ultimate in UNCOOL?
T tiki410 Member Tonga Isle Joined: Dec 31, 2002 Posts: 156	T tiki410 Posted posted on Mon, Jun 16, 2003 12:38 PM I thought what Adam and the Ants was wearing was more a more of a period piece like a "Dangerous Liasons" sort of way with American Indian makup. Boy did I miss that one completely.
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Mon, Jun 16, 2003 12:54 PM ARRRRRR!! Sing along with me Matie! http://www.audioautographs.com/audio/yoho.asx YO HO! Unga Bunga
V vintagegirl Tiki Socialite Los Angeles Joined: Jun 12, 2002 Posts: 542	V vintagegirl Posted posted on Mon, Jun 16, 2003 8:07 PM While Adam Ant did do a tour in the early 80's that had a full-size pirate ship for a stage set, he also played a highwayman or rogue among other things, in his music videos. (It was all part of the Blitz, baby.) And frankly, Adam can climb onto my rigging anytime. Those sultry eyelinered eyes and glossed lips in Stand & Deliver....Oooo!!
B Biotron2000 Tiki Socialite Bakersfield, California Joined: Apr 13, 2002 Posts: 383	B Biotron2000 Posted posted on Tue, Jun 17, 2003 9:05 AM Okay, okay, my turn! Have you seen the movie about the asteroid that crashes into the pirate ship? It's called ARRRRRRRRRRmageddon! Thank you! I'll be here 'til Thursday! Try the veal!
S SugarCaddyDaddy Member Huntington Beach, California Joined: Jun 03, 2002 Posts: 1500	S SugarCaddyDaddy Posted posted on Tue, Jun 17, 2003 9:14 AM Ummmm....helloooooo!? Did everyone forget about our Special Agent (closet) Pirate? (photo courtesy of Tiki-Bot) SugarCaddyDaddy's Schedule of Stuff! [ Edited by: sugarcaddydaddy on 2003-06-17 09:16 ]
TD Tiki Diablo Member socal Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 1916	TD Tiki Diablo Posted posted on Tue, Jun 17, 2003 9:32 AM Pop, can you get me into Disneyland for free again? Oh yeah, congrats on the promotion, I had a feeling the "It's a Small World" ride shift was getting to you.
P PolynesianPop Tiki Socialite Corona, Ca Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2371	P PolynesianPop Posted posted on Tue, Jun 17, 2003 9:49 AM I guess I need to cut down on the fried chicken. The sash is beginning to feel a little snug.

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