Iniquitiki joins the ranks of the Legends of Forbidden Island!

Aloha!

The Wall of Immortals is growing ever larger! I'm pleased to announce that our man Ron (Iniquitiki here on TC) is now the third person to complete the Forbidden Island Kill-Devil Club Rum List!!

The FI Kill-Devil Club is free to join (but sadly not to drink) and allows you to taste a tremendous variety of rums from around the world from our vast collection. Ron was presented with a bottle of one of his favorite rums, Santa Teresa 1796, and his ceremonial completion song was played (Everyone gets a different song. Ron got "Creeping Death", which turned some heads at FI). Ron's brass plate will be up this week!

Let's give it up for Ron!!!!!!!

Great job Ron!!!!!

Congratulations, Ron!!! Those are some lucky folks who were on the freeways after your many long visits to the island! They're all still alive!

Yeehaw! Congratulations, Ron! So, once you sober up... give us your top 5 & bottom 5.

Good going Ron !!

Welcome !!

I have "A List" for me at my house. Toady I drank some kinda "white beer", a Hefewizer, a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, and a Coors Light. Fuck yeah I'm at the top o' da list. I am the man at my ouse. Oh congatu;ations Mr. Iniquitiki. Does your name have something to do with conquistadors? Fuckin' A your arm is twice as big as Martin's. I'll bet you worj out eh?

Can't I jus give you the clams and you could put me on the lis?

Vic's posting drunk again!

Would be nice to even be able to make that list... Congrats!

Local boy makes good!! Way to go, Ron!!

Aloha,
Myke

Congrats Ron!!!
CHEERS!!!

First, I'd like to give all glory, honor and thanks to Martin and his wonderfully affable staff...oh...and to my wallet, without which
none of this would have happened.

And thanks to everybody for their congrat's notes. They are appreciated.

...I gotta love "Jungle Trader". Anybody that can slur with their typing...get out o' here...I want to party with that guy!
And I do work out, but sadly, it seems I've overdeveloped my table muscles.

Humu, you asked, so here it goes:

In no particular order and could change out with a few other worthy rums.
TOP 5

1. El Dorado 25
2. Pyrat Cask 23
3. "Ron" Zacapa Centenario
4. Santa Teresa 1796
5. Cruzan Single Barrel

I could substitute Zaya, ElDorado 15/21, or British Royal Navy Imperial Rum (with a single drop of water and a few moments
to allow it to open up).

and the
BOTTOM 5

1. Black Strap
2. Black Strap
3. Black Strap
4. Black Strap
5. Black Strap

Would somebody PLEASE tell me what the f@*# is going on with that?! (Although, if you bought me an ounce or two, I'd find a way
to choke it down.)

HEY, MARTIN! What's next?

Ron (Iniquitiki)

On 2008-08-04 10:59, Iniquitiki wrote:

HEY, MARTIN! What's next?

Ron (Iniquitiki)

WE'RE CHANGING FORMATS!!!!!

ALL MARTINI BAR!!

Join our slick new Martini Club, drink all 106 Martinis, and get your name on a plaque above the toilet!!!

1. COSMOPOLITAN Your Call Vodka, Triple Sec, Sweet & Sour, Cranberry Juice. $6

2. MANHATTAN Makers Mark, Sweet Vermouth, dash of bitters $6

3. BLACK Stoli and Razzmatazz $6

4. METROPOLITAN Grey Gooses, Triple Sec, Sweet-Sour, Cranberry Juice $6

5. SILVER Ketel One, Bombay Sapphire, Splash of Chardonnay $6

6. JAMES BOND Stoli Vodka, Dry Vermouth, Shaken $6

7. GRASSHOPPER Creme de Menthe Green, Creme de Cocao White, Frangelico $6

8. FRENCH Ketel one, Razzmatazz, Splash of Lemonade $6

9. GIBSON Belvedere or Bombay Sapphire, Dry Vermouth, Onion $6

10. GODFATHER Finlandia, Grand Marnier, Amm. Disaranno $6

11. ROB ROY Dewar’s, Sweet Vermouth, Dash of Bitters $6

12. GIMLET Grey Goose, Roses, Lime Juice $6

13. DEAD GRASSHOPPER Crème de menthe, Lt Crème de Menthe, Milk, Cinnamon Schnapps $6

14. VELVET Your call vodka, Chambord, Lt Crème de Menthe, Milk $6

15. CRYSTAL CHOCOLATE UV Vanilla Vodka, Lt Crème de Cacao, Frangelico $6

16. "10" Tanqueray 10, Olive, Dry Vermouth $6

17. DIRTY Grey Goose, Olive Juice, Olive $6

18. KEY LIME UV Vanilla Vodka, Lime Juice, Baileys $6

19. HAZELNUT Frangelico, Kahlua, Milk Chocolate $6

20. CHOCOLATE UV Vanilla Vodka, Kahlua, Creme de Cocao, Choco Syrup $6

21. 24 K UV Vanilla Vodka, Amaretto, Chambord, Lime Juice, OJ $7

22. GRAPE CRUSH Call Vodka, Razzmatazz, Sweet&Sour $6

23. JUNIOR LT Crème de Cocoa, Frangelico, Milk $6

24. SOUR APPLE Call Vodka, Sweet&Sour, Apple Schnapps $6

25. ROCK STAR Grey Goose, Grand Marnier, Cranberry Juice $7

26. MELON UV Raz, Midori, Sweet&Sour $6

27. LEMON HEAD UV citron, Lemonade, Sugar Rimmed $6

28. DIRTY BANANA Crème de Banana, Dark Crème de Cacao, Kahlua, Baileys $6

29. ESPRESSO UV Vanilla Vodka, Kahlua, Baileys, Dark de Cacao $7

30. ALMOND DELIGHT Amaretto, Tia Maria, Milk $6

31. BLUE KAMIKAZE UV Blueberry Vodka, , Triple Sec, Splash of OJ $6

32. RAZARITA Jose Cuervo, Razzmatazz, Sweet&Sour $6

33. BLUE BOMBSICLE UV Blue Vodka, Lemonade $6

34. GRAPE APE UV Grape Vodka, 7 UP, Sweet and Sour $6

35. CHERRY BOMB UV Cherry Vodka, Red Bull $6

36. CARIBBEAN UV Vodka, Malibu Coconut Rum, Pineapple Juice $7

37. SUNSET Bacardi Orange Rum, Lemonade $6

38. MARTIAN Midori, Gin $6

39. INVERTED PYRAMID UV Citrus Vodka , UV Cherry Vodka, Grand Mariner $6

40. CRANTINI UV Vodka, Triple Sec, Vermouth, Cranberry Juice $6

41. SOUTH BEACH UV Orange Vodka, UV Citron, Triple sec, Lime Juice $7

42. TROPICAL Amaretto, Malibu Coconut Rum $6

43. VEGAS LEMON DROP UV Citrus, Sugar, Lemon $6

44. OOH LA LA UV Orange, Orange Juice, Triple Sec $6

45. CALIFORNIA UV Vodka, Red Wine, Dark Rum $6

46. RASPBERRY UV Raspberry Vodka, Razzmatazz, Sprite $6

47. PARROT HEAD Silver Tequila, Triple Sec $6

48. TIRAMISU MARTINI UV Vanilla, Godiva White Chocolate, Kahlua, Amaretto, & Cream $7

49. TINI BIKINI MARTINI UV Vodka, Malibu Rum, a Splash of Orange & Pineapple Juice, & a splash of Grenadine $7

50. Salt and Pepper Martini: Vermouth, Absolut Peppar Vodka $6

51. Rum Martini: Light rum, Dry vermouth $6

52. Smoky Martini: Gin, Scotch $7

53. Nick and Nora Martini: Gin, Dry Vermouth $6

54. Whisky Martini: Whiskey, Vermouth $6

55. Hazelnut Martini: Ketel One, Frangelico $7

56. Milky Way Martini: UV Vanilla, Chocolate Liqueur, Irish Cream $7

57. Minttini: UV Vodka, White Crème de Menthe, Vermouth $6

58. Mocha Martini: UV Vodka, Kahlua, Crème de Cacao $7

59. Winston Martini: Frangelico, Spiced Rum, Gin, Lime $7

60. The Captain's Martini: Gin, Vermouth, White Crème De Menthe $6

61. Spicy Martini: Gin, Vermouth, Tabasco $6

62. Paisley Martini: Gin, Scotch, Dry Vermouth $7

63. Lemon Splash Martini: Vodka, Triple Sec, Amaretto, Lemon $6

64. In and Out Martini: Dry Vermouth, Gin $6

65. Great Caesar's Martini: Vodka, Dry Vermouth $6

66. Fuzzy Martini: UV Vodka, Peach Schnapps $6

67. Dick Deming Martini: Gin, White Wine $6

68. Dan's Dewberry Martini: Vermouth, UV Vodka, Blue Curacao $6

69. Tango Martini: Bacardi Orange Rum, Triple Sec, Pineapple and Cranberry Juice $6

70. O Circle Martin:i Bacardi Orange Rum, Amaretto, Cream $7

71. Bacardi Yeah Martini: Bacardi Orange Rum, Pineapple and Cranberry Juice, Soda $6

72. O MARTINI: BACARDI ORANGE RUM, EXTRA DRY VERMOUTH $6

73. CAJUN MARTINI: UV VODKA, VERMOUTH, JALAPENO PEPPER $6

74. Bronx Martini: Absolut Mandarin, Dry and Sweet Vermouth, Sweet and Sour, Orange Juice $6

75. SUNSET MARTINI: BACARDI ORANGE RUM, LEMONADE $6

76. BLUE MOON: BOMBAY SAPPHIRE GIN, BLUE CURACAO $6

77. Alconquin Martini: Whiskey, Dry Vermouth, Pineapple, Club Soda $6

78. Black Dog Martini: Light Rum, Dry Vermouth, Black Olive $6

79. Sex in the Pool Martini: White creme de cacao, Vodka, Blue curacao, Grand Marnier $7

80. TIJUANA EXPRESS MARTINI: Light rum, Dark creme de Cacao $7

81. Zippy Martini: Vodka, Dry vermouth, Tabasco sauce $6

82. CRAN-COSMO: UV CITRON, LIME JUICE, TRIPLE SEC, CRANBERRY JUICE $6

83. Cherry Cheesecake: UV Vanilla, Cranberry juice Grenadine $6

84. Red Eye Martini: UV Cherry, Champagne $7

85. Berry White: UV Blue, Crème de Cacao, triple sec, lime juice $6

86. Pink Squirrel : UV Vodka, Lemonade, grenadine $6

87. Cherry Cosmo : UV Cherry, Triple sec, Cranberry juice $6

88. Navaltini: UV Orange, Champagne, Orange juice $7

89. UV Caramel Appletini:
    UV Apple, Butterscotch schnapps $7

90. Grapetini:
    UV Grape, Lemonade, Splash of Triple sec $6

91. UV Pink Flamingo:
    UV Lemonade, Cranberry juice, Triple sec $6

92. UV Ultimate Lemonade:
    UV Lemonade, Lemonade, Sparkling water $6

93. Chocolate Raspberry Martini:
    Vodka, Razzmatazz raspberry, Kahlua, Crème de Cacao $8

94. Midnight Martini: Coffee liqueur, Vodka $7

95. Giovanni: Citrus vodka, Campari, Grapefruit juice, Lemon juice $7

96. Purple Hooter: Vodka, Triple Sec, Chambord, Sours Mix, Lemon Juice $7

97. Red Hot: Goldschlager cinnamon, Vodka, Splash of grenadine $7

98. Ascot Martini: Gin, Sweet Vermouth $6

99. Green Widow Martini: Gin, Midori, Sour mix, Splash Champagne $7

100. RED HOT LOVER: UV Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Strawberry Juice, Orange Juice $7

101. SAN DIEGO SEABREEZE: UV Vodka, Raspberry Schnapps, Blueberry Schnapps, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice, Blackberry Brandy $8

102. MONTE’S SEX POTION: Malibu, Chambord, Lemon Juice $7

103. NANTUCKET COCKTAIL: Brandy, Cranberry Juice, Grapefruit Juice $7

104. AFTER SEX: UV Vodka, Crème de Bananas, Orange Juice $7

105. LOOSE CABOOSE: UV Vodka, Cranberry Juice, Lemonade $7

106. CALL A CAB: Midori, Peach Schnapps, Cocunut Rum, crème de Bananas, UV Orange, Peach Liquor, Cranberry Juice, Pineapple Juice, Sprite $8

(yeah, that's a real menu)

Yikes!!! That's a list that even I don't want to tackle! Although, I'll admit that a few of those do sound kinda tasty for those nights when I'm in a get drunk and vomit mood.

Name above the Toilet... No thanks.. count me out.

[ Edited by: princessP 2008-08-04 16:40 ]

Hilarious list Martin! Overheard someone at an LA bar last weekend order a "dirty" martini with high end vodka. Why bother paying for expensive vodka if you're going to add brine?

Congratulations Ron!

I found the Black Strap is pretty good in a Dead Sailor -- the brown sugar mixed with the molasses flavor of the Black Strap rum makes a really nice maple flavor! Good if you like your drinks sweet. The Black Strap seems to overpower any other drink it is in.

On 2008-08-04 16:27, JenTiki wrote:
Yikes!!! That's a list that even I don't want to tackle! Although, I'll admit that a few of those do sound kinda tasty for those nights when I'm in a get drunk and vomit mood.

Hey Jen, Nobody like a bragger about barfing.
:wink:
ha ha ha.

Jeff(bigtikidude)
p.s. hmmmm Oasis is coming up,
wonder how I will do?

p.p.s.
congrats Ron

[ Edited by: bigtikidude 2008-08-06 09:03 ]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

You just brought back all of my west side L.A. bartending nightmares! PTSD!

WHY Martin WHY ????!!!!

Gotta say my favorite though. . .

Guy comes in all cool with his collar popped and (looking smugly at the two highlight-streaked-gold-purse-toting 'ladies' he is with) asks if we have 'Grey Goose Vodka' like it is some super special secret coolness code to order it. . . . I say Yes of course, gesturing to where it is prominently displayed on the shelf.
Mr. Cool Dude then asked, nonchalantly and in all seriousness, 'Do you have any Grape Cool-aide?' . . . .

. . . I had to walk away . . .

. . . Totally true story. . .

[ Edited by: atomikitty 2008-08-06 09:22 ]

[ Edited by: atomikitty 2008-08-06 09:24 ]

....better to have your name over the toilet than be kneeling in front of it (haven't done that in 30 years)...Hats off to Ron...you da man....and I'll have whatever Vic is having........

WE'RE CHANGING FORMATS!!!!!

ALL MARTINI BAR!!

Join our slick new Martini Club, drink all 106 Martinis, and get your name on a plaque above the toilet!!!

18. KEY LIME UV Vanilla Vodka, Lime Juice, Baileys $6

19. CHOCOLATE UV Vanilla Vodka, Kahlua, Creme de Cocao, Choco Syrup $6

20. 24 K UV Vanilla Vodka, Amaretto, Chambord, Lime Juice, OJ $7

21. GRAPE CRUSH Call Vodka, Razzmatazz, Sweet&Sour $6

22. GRAPE APE UV Grape Vodka, 7 UP, Sweet and Sour $6

23. CHERRY BOMB UV Cherry Vodka, Red Bull $6

24. MARTIAN Midori, Gin $6

good christ is this for real? the ones above particularly make me want to HURL, but none as much as these two gems:

45. CALIFORNIA UV Vodka, Red Wine, Dark Rum $6

46. CALL A CAB: Midori, Peach Schnapps, Cocunut Rum, crème de Bananas, UV Orange, Peach Liquor, Cranberry Juice, Pineapple Juice, Sprite $8

NO

F'ING

WAY!

Is this from the Claim Jumper or something?