Bachelor Pad Magazine catches a mermaid!

Guess who we caught for issue 5 of Bachelor Pad Magazine?

You wanted more tiki in BPM and we heard you! Marina the Fire Eating Mermaid shows off her tail in the latest issue. We have plenty of hot mermaid on tiki action lined up for you. :wink:

Here's what else you'll find in Bachelor Pad Magazine 5, due out in September...

**See our cover girl and centerfold, Ivy D'Muerta, take a milk bath.
**Also, pin-ups from Marina the Fire Eating Mermaid, Monica Renee, and Ambur Rockell.
**Bachelor Pad fiction from writer James Stewart, "The Diamond That Was More Than Just Friends."
**Comedian Kevin Downey, Jr. continues his never-ending journey to drink on $11 per city.
**Speak-easy review from Don Spiro.
**The world of sleazy pulp paperbacks.
**More lushy laffs from Tipsy Thomas.
**Gags from TJ Rappel of Krushervision and "Hubcaps and Taillights" from Frankie Ill.
**Columns from Heidi Van Horne, Penny Starr Jr. , and Will "The Thrill" Viharo!
**Drink recipes from mixologist Dr. Bamboo.
**Plus much more!

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[ Edited by: javabachelor 2008-08-05 21:09 ]

well i just "shelled out" on a few back issues and a subscription cause cause i'm retro bachelor as of this evening and the tiki apartment i'm going to design (after throwing out the rental tenant lol) will not be complete without a few copies!

i new that 50's bamboo bar would come in usefull and the collection of tiki mugs, retro rides cooler boxes ect! dam women there so sensitive by gosh i think its beer o'clock already!

[ Edited by: tonmawrtiki 2008-08-07 13:59 ]

On 2008-01-21 09:39, tikiyaki wrote:
Why are you not doing a pin up of Marina the Fire Eating Mermaid ? She's as Hot and as Tiki as it gets, not to mention all the crazy performance stunts she does. That's like a no brainer :)

her Myspace page

It happened. :) :) :)

On 2008-08-07 14:18, teaKEY wrote:

On 2008-01-21 09:39, tikiyaki wrote:
Why are you not doing a pin up of Marina the Fire Eating Mermaid ? She's as Hot and as Tiki as it gets, not to mention all the crazy performance stunts she does. That's like a no brainer :)

her Myspace page

It happened. :) :) :)

:) !!!

You welcome Java :wink:

Aw~ You are making this fishie blush...

MAHALO!

We are putting the finishing touches on this issue and we're planning to hand it to the printers tomorrow. I have to tell you, Marina's pages are as sultry as a tropical jungle! And that final full-page pin-up of her will send you running to the next cool lagoon! :wink:

Issue 5 is now out! The printers dropped them off yesterday. I'm getting issues in the mail as soon as I can. Subscribers should get theirs within the next week. If you don't get your by mid-August, please let me know. And if you're wondering what all the buzz is about, stop by http://www.bachelorpadmagazine.net and sign up!

Fabloha Java!

You've made a "certain mermaid" here on YoYo Island green with envy (all green, that is; normally she's only half-green), but have delighted a hale-ful of Demented Menehunes!

JPB/BPM is ever the Swingin'-est!

Great issue Java, keep up the good work!!!! :)

Cheers and Mahalo,
Jeff

Yeah, Ivy looks damn hot in this issue.

On 2008-08-11 14:46, javabachelor wrote:
We are putting the finishing touches on this issue and we're planning to hand it to the printers tomorrow. I have to tell you, Marina's pages are as sultry as a tropical jungle! And that final full-page pin-up of her will send you running to the next cool lagoon! :wink:

What I wouldn't give to be a staple on that page... :wink:

Keep your eyes peeled...we're working on a Marina the Mermaid Pin-Up Trading Card! Soon, you will be able to carry around a beautiful mermaid in your pocket! :wink:

I've seen the mag in the coolest shop I've ever been in: Daddy Katz in Dayton Ohio (can you believe it?) - with Marina on board, it's time to start buying it.

On 2008-09-07 07:23, Robb Hamel wrote:
I've seen the mag in the coolest shop I've ever been in: Daddy Katz in Dayton Ohio (can you believe it?) - with Marina on board, it's time to start buying it.

Yeah, I can't wait to see Daddy Katz's new shop!

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Just sent in my subscription order.

Mermaids.