Tiki Now Agency

On the seventy fifth anniversary of the repeal of prohibition in America,the founder of TNA Col. Donn Beach the father of Tiki, set a standard for the ethos and true spirit of Tiki.
The TNA is charged with investigating violations of Tiki and taking action.
Last Thursday Agents North and West arrested Doctor Tiki at the Tonga Hut to face charges made by the Grand Tiki jury. If you have information we need to know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKFdvlebsPg

Agent West [email protected]

We recieved this message today
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To the TNA,

Dear Assholes,

Instead of going after nice people like Tiki Bar TV, why don't you do something about Sam's Seafood Tiki's? Better yet, raid Las Vegas Trader Vic's and shut them down. We understand you also investigate Mai Tai's? WHAT A JOKE Bet you use OJ and grenadine in your version don't you. Who made you the oracle of drink knowledge anyway.

Anonymous

They're a mission from the Tiki Gods...

(Oh, BTW, Belushi and Ackryod want their sunglasses back, man.)

So how come 'Benny-the-TVs-Killer' is still on the loose...? Love to see HIM in cuffs...

:)

SOK

(Where does one contact the Dr. Tiki Liberation Front?)

Son of Kelbo! The Doctor Tiki Liberation Front is currently under investigation. While this is an open case we are not at liberty to discuss this. We do how ever wish to discuss Yo Yo Island in the near future. As to the reference to the Blues Brothers. This film was released in the late senenties.
The TNA was formed in 1934. You do the math.

I usually try to avoid cross posting but in the interests of the TNA. (The Tiki Bar TV in events in case you're wondering) I'm double posting.

On 2008-12-12 15:20, Ojaitimo wrote:

We recieved this message today
quote

To the TNA,

Dear Assholes,

Instead of going after nice people like Tiki Bar TV, why don't you do something about Sam's Seafood Tiki's? Better yet, raid Las Vegas Trader Vic's and shut them down. We understand you also investigate Mai Tai's? WHAT A JOKE Bet you use OJ and grenadine in your version don't you. Who made you the oracle of drink knowledge anyway.

Anonymous

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Dear Anonymous,

Assholes are like excuses which is what you are for a human being.
Our Mai Tai is the Grog Log version.
1.5 oz fresh lime juice
1 oz aged Rhum Clement (Not B rum)
1 oz Goslings Black seal
1/2 oz Marie Brizzard curacao
1/4 oz orgeat syrup
1/4 oz rock candy syrup
serve with crushed ice and spent lime shell and garnish with mint

In your case use double the rum, you need it.

Now STFU very much
Agent West
(Tiki Bar TV! Sorry you have to hear this. Correction : Sorry you have to read this!

It is always good to see the government regulating the little people. If it wasn't for you guy's the tiki community would be drinking cool-aid with Bacardi!!!!!!! Keep those freaks in-line and don't be afraid to shoot first and ask questions later!!!!!!!! NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT SUCKA?

Oh crap, T men. Quick hide the rum and Coke.

WTF? I don't get it......You do make a mean Mai Tai though...

On 2008-12-15 20:06, Wildsville man wrote:
It is always good to see the government regulating the little people. If it wasn't for you guy's the tiki community would be drinking cool-aid with Bacardi!!!!!!! Keep those freaks in-line and don't be afraid to shoot first and ask questions later!!!!!!!! NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT SUCKA?

Wildsvillw Man,

The government regulating the people was the start of the TNA.

At the end of prohibition Col. Donn Beach was determined that prohibition never return to this country.
Never again could Canadians, Russians, Mexicans and Cuban's enjoy a drink from their house and see us from their porches while laughing at America.
No, we are not like these guys.

Rather we are a independent agency from the Tiki Now Association whose dedicated members strive to uphold the elements and spirit of true Tiki.

Our founder Col. Donn Beach created master works of food and drink as his friend Vic Bergeron did, both proud of their craft and both would be appalled at most of what is being served today.
The Zombie was featured at the Worlds Fair, the Mai Tai can be found in any bar of the world.

But can it? The TNA has gone undercover to many locations in the past, each time we order a Mai Tai and question the mixologist about their recipe. The mai tai is studied and many times suffered through.

Roxy Club, Hollywood California Dec 7, 2008 Mai Tai

We do not shoot the misguided, we attempt to enlighten some people (such as yourself) that have strayed from the true spirit of Tiki. Take your buddy Jimmy B for instance. He has done more to destroy Tiki than the missionaries.The TNA will be paying him a visit.
As for Bacardi ( B rum), new information has just come to light about Bacardi 8 Anos. This is an acceptable rum now.

We are investigating the rumour that Bacardi 8 is in fact Havana Club which would explain this.

Agent West

The official transportation of the TNA.

The TNA wish you all a Happy Holiday season!

Grog! Thank you for the donation of your bus. It will be our mobile command post when we steam clean the interior and repaint. You left your helmet which we will be returning.
The agency has made you a Special TNA Junior Agent for your generosity and we will be taking you on a mission in the new year.

Ron! You make a mean Drifter's Reef too.As for not getting it, you will in due time.

Shampoo Vta! Rum and Coke is OK if you use Havanna Club and call it a Cuba Libre.

So let it be written. So let it be done. Marry Christmas!

Marry Christmas?

No, I wouldn't want to marry Christmas. It only comes once a year.