Beyond Tiki, Bilge, and Test / Bilge
Heaven & Hell
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CaptainKneePads Tiki
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Wed, Jul 6, 2005 5:54 PM
Sheep go to heaven / Goats go to hell. |
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Tangaroa
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Thu, Jul 7, 2005 11:34 AM
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tikifish
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Thu, Jul 7, 2005 2:05 PM
Heaven = Kahiki |
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Thu, Jul 7, 2005 2:56 PM
Every time you masturbate, God takes away one of your stuffed animals in Heaven. |
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atomictonytiki
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Thu, Jul 7, 2005 3:15 PM
Heaven = a week at the glastonbury festival drunk on pear cider. |
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badmojo
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Thu, Jul 7, 2005 3:57 PM
Captain KneePads Tiki has his Cake and eats it too. |
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Feelin Zombified
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Thu, Jul 7, 2005 4:11 PM
Heaven = White Castle at 3AM after a night of tasty, adult beverages. Hell = White Castle at any other time. -Z |
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docwoods
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Thu, Jul 7, 2005 4:54 PM
Good girls go to heaven-bad girls go everywhere. |
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badmojo
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Thu, Jul 7, 2005 6:45 PM
*"I'm not feeling alright today, I'm not going to smile today, When the grave digger puts on the foreceps, Now, I just want to play on my panpipes, Sheep go to Heaven, I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip, I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip, The grave digger puts on the foreceps, Now, I just want to play on my panpipes, Sheep go to Heaven, Sheep go to Heaven, |
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Tikiwahine
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Thu, Jul 7, 2005 8:26 PM
ya, thanks mojo, I already had that song stuck in my head all afternoon, now it'll be there all night too! (song removed) [ Edited by: Tikiwahine 2005-07-12 14:21 ] |
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Benehune
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Tue, Jul 12, 2005 2:16 PM
Heaven: when I get home and find a package (mug) on my door step, or when I get a drink mixed just right. Hell: waiting for said package, and all the drinks I somehow screwed up. |
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Riptide
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Tue, Jul 19, 2005 10:48 AM
Just wondering What in the "Heaven & Hell" happened to CaptainKneePads Tiki? Tiki Central just doesn't feel as safe without this hero around to protect all of us from skinned, bruised, and or shattered kneecaps. And a cry goes out across all of TC, "CaptainKneePads Tiki! Why have thou forsaken us?" [ Edited by: Riptide 2005-07-19 10:49 ] |
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mattfink
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Tue, Jul 19, 2005 1:29 PM
I'm going to be mighty lonely come bedtime... Matty
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pablus
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Wed, May 14, 2008 11:58 AM
CaptainKneePads Tiki must resurface. I think he only comes around on election years. |
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Haole Jim
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Thu, Dec 3, 2009 6:51 PM
Heaven, late night in the Tiki/music room, a couple cold beers and a sonorous electric guitar. Hell, anything about Afghanistan. |
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Tikiwahine
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Thu, Dec 3, 2009 8:08 PM
Ahhh! Now, 4(almost 5) years later, that song is stuck in my head again thanks to this thread! Sheep go to heaven... goats... go to hell. |
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beadtiki
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Fri, Dec 4, 2009 2:35 PM
Someone tell me who wrote that song!!! SHOULD I know it? Am I THAT lame?! [ Edited by: beadtiki 2009-12-04 14:36 ] |
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Jason Wickedly
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Fri, Dec 4, 2009 3:16 PM
It was Cake. Reminds me of seeing them at the Orange County Fair a few years back...they opened for DEVO on the "Have Your Cake and Whip It Too" tour. I remember seeing a little girl of about 12 or 13 who was quite..portly, let's say..and she was wearing a T-shirt that she had made herself with some Magic Markers. On the front, in huge letters, it read "I (heart) CAKE". It was one of the saddest yet most hilarious things I've ever seen. Yeah, I'm going to hell. [ Edited by: Jason Wickedly 2009-12-04 15:17 ] |
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beadtiki
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Sat, Dec 5, 2009 1:32 AM
Thank you Jason and shame on you too! You're going straight to HELLLLL! I was a dorky fat kid too - but at least my parents didn't drag me to a DEVO concert! I got Cat Stevens and Jim Croce :wink: |
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Unga Bunga
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Sat, Dec 5, 2009 11:08 AM
"I swear there aint no heaven, but I pray there aint no hell." ~ Blood Sweat and Tears ~ |
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