Hello

I am new I just signed up at 1:15 Am New York time.My name is Jose
I am in search of a girlfriend....Jose

awesome.

Jose, where's your picture?

Welcome Jose. As Hiltiki said, to get started you should first post a photo of yourself. Tell us your age, height and weight, health condition and any genetic disorders, your annual net income, your FICO score, your net worth, make/model/yr of your car and how many Tiki mugs do you own.

Damn it Lugi you're going to scare him off with all the questions.

Sorry Hiltiki, just trying to follow the rules. Hey, did you make it to Spermy's party? I missed you. Maybe I left before you showed up?

Nah, had a super boring company party to go to, and I missed seeing my best friend Phil. Can't wait to see Jose's picture as we speak.

Ohh, I'm sorry to hear that. Other than the pesky neighbors, it was a great time but certainly would have been better with you there.

Jose? We're waiting. well not me personally...

I saw a girlfriend walking along River Road in Potomac. I wonder if she's the one Jose's searching for. If I see her tomorrow I'll ask.

I have some ex-girlfriends Jose is welcome to.

Does the room you are in right now have any bars?
Like on the doors or windows.

BIGTOE said he'd volunteer as girlfriend til Jose can find a decent one.....

Wait a minute guys - this could be a whole new aspect to TC - the "I need a girlfriend/boyfriend" thread. Or, to commemorate the late, great Rap Riplinger, we could call it "Date-a-Tita!"

"Something, something, something, Dark Side, something, something."

[ Edited by: beadtiki 2009-12-21 11:09 ]

No way, Jose! Ya don't say?

On 2009-12-21 11:02, beadtiki wrote:
Wait a minute guys - this could be a whole new aspect to TC - the "I need a girlfriend/boyfriend" thread. Or, to commemorate the late, great Rap Riplinger, we could call it "Date-a-Tita!"

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"Something, something, something, Dark Side, something, something."

[ Edited by: beadtiki 2009-12-21 11:09 ]

I like anyone that can succesfully name- drop Rap Riplinger!!!!!

My name is Jose Ortiz. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

On 2009-12-19 22:16, joseaortiz wrote:
I am new I just signed up at 1:15 Am New York time.My name is Jose
I am in search of a girlfriend....Jose

Hey I was on here before Jose, so if anyone gets the girlfriend it's me!!
I'll guess number 39.
Oh wait, that was for something else.

On 2009-12-19 22:16, joseaortiz wrote:
I am new I just signed up at 1:15 Am New York time.My name is Jose
I am in search of a girlfriend....Jose

Funny how his girlfriend's name is ALSO Jose... or am I reading that wrong?

Maybe we can get Babalu to sculpt a girlfriend or Buzzy to carve one - those guys can make ANYTHING! If Jose is little, Benzart can have the job.

On 2009-12-21 22:46, Chub wrote:
My name is Jose Ortiz. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

lmao

Listen,Jose,
If you are trolling 'TikiCentral' in the early morning looking for a girl friend,Well then I gotta tell tell you, your best bet is going to be one with an air valve on the back of her neck.

LV - I LOVED Rap - I love his stuttering priest skit the best! I also like his Poi Dogs album. I sure miss his sense of humor!

On 2009-12-22 15:52, beadtiki wrote:
LV - I LOVED Rap - I love his stuttering priest skit the best! I also like his Poi Dogs album. I sure miss his sense of humor!

http://archives.starbulletin.com/2003/12/15/features/story1.html

[ Edited by: lucas vigor 2009-12-22 19:28 ]

On 2009-12-22 19:28, lucas vigor wrote:

On 2009-12-22 15:52, beadtiki wrote:
LV - I LOVED Rap - I love his stuttering priest skit the best! I also like his Poi Dogs album. I sure miss his sense of humor!

http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2008/Mar/09/il/hawaii803090302.html

http://archives.starbulletin.com/2003/12/15/features/story1.html

Thanks guys - you made my day! I'm pulling out my Rap album and listening TONIGHT!