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I am new I just signed up at 1:15 Am New York time.My name is Jose
I am in search of a girlfriend....Jose

L

awesome.

H

Jose, where's your picture?

Welcome Jose. As Hiltiki said, to get started you should first post a photo of yourself. Tell us your age, height and weight, health condition and any genetic disorders, your annual net income, your FICO score, your net worth, make/model/yr of your car and how many Tiki mugs do you own.

H

Damn it Lugi you're going to scare him off with all the questions.

Sorry Hiltiki, just trying to follow the rules. Hey, did you make it to Spermy's party? I missed you. Maybe I left before you showed up?

H

Nah, had a super boring company party to go to, and I missed seeing my best friend Phil. Can't wait to see Jose's picture as we speak.

Ohh, I'm sorry to hear that. Other than the pesky neighbors, it was a great time but certainly would have been better with you there.

Jose? We're waiting. well not me personally...

I saw a girlfriend walking along River Road in Potomac. I wonder if she's the one Jose's searching for. If I see her tomorrow I'll ask.

A

I have some ex-girlfriends Jose is welcome to.

T

Does the room you are in right now have any bars?
Like on the doors or windows.

BIGTOE said he'd volunteer as girlfriend til Jose can find a decent one.....

Wait a minute guys - this could be a whole new aspect to TC - the "I need a girlfriend/boyfriend" thread. Or, to commemorate the late, great Rap Riplinger, we could call it "Date-a-Tita!"


"Something, something, something, Dark Side, something, something."

[ Edited by: beadtiki 2009-12-21 11:09 ]

No way, Jose! Ya don't say?

TM

On 2009-12-21 11:02, beadtiki wrote:
Wait a minute guys - this could be a whole new aspect to TC - the "I need a girlfriend/boyfriend" thread. Or, to commemorate the late, great Rap Riplinger, we could call it "Date-a-Tita!"


"Something, something, something, Dark Side, something, something."

[ Edited by: beadtiki 2009-12-21 11:09 ]

I like anyone that can succesfully name- drop Rap Riplinger!!!!!

C
Chub posted on Mon, Dec 21, 2009 10:46 PM

My name is Jose Ortiz. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

On 2009-12-19 22:16, joseaortiz wrote:
I am new I just signed up at 1:15 Am New York time.My name is Jose
I am in search of a girlfriend....Jose

Hey I was on here before Jose, so if anyone gets the girlfriend it's me!!
I'll guess number 39.
Oh wait, that was for something else.

T

On 2009-12-19 22:16, joseaortiz wrote:
I am new I just signed up at 1:15 Am New York time.My name is Jose
I am in search of a girlfriend....Jose

Funny how his girlfriend's name is ALSO Jose... or am I reading that wrong?

Maybe we can get Babalu to sculpt a girlfriend or Buzzy to carve one - those guys can make ANYTHING! If Jose is little, Benzart can have the job.

L

On 2009-12-21 22:46, Chub wrote:
My name is Jose Ortiz. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

lmao

Listen,Jose,
If you are trolling 'TikiCentral' in the early morning looking for a girl friend,Well then I gotta tell tell you, your best bet is going to be one with an air valve on the back of her neck.

B

LV - I LOVED Rap - I love his stuttering priest skit the best! I also like his Poi Dogs album. I sure miss his sense of humor!

TM

On 2009-12-22 15:52, beadtiki wrote:
LV - I LOVED Rap - I love his stuttering priest skit the best! I also like his Poi Dogs album. I sure miss his sense of humor!

http://archives.starbulletin.com/2003/12/15/features/story1.html

[ Edited by: lucas vigor 2009-12-22 19:28 ]

TM

On 2009-12-22 19:28, lucas vigor wrote:

On 2009-12-22 15:52, beadtiki wrote:
LV - I LOVED Rap - I love his stuttering priest skit the best! I also like his Poi Dogs album. I sure miss his sense of humor!

http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2008/Mar/09/il/hawaii803090302.html

http://archives.starbulletin.com/2003/12/15/features/story1.html

Thanks guys - you made my day! I'm pulling out my Rap album and listening TONIGHT!

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