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Jungle Trader posted on 04/16/2011

"One of these days, half the people in this town are going to arrest the other half"
A. Vermillion Wormcan, correction it was A. Vermillus Wormcan.

[ Edited by: Jungle Trader 2011-04-16 19:01 ]

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Hakalugi posted on 04/16/2011

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” - Frank Sinatra

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"There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers."

-DON VAN VLIET/CAPTAIN BEEFHEART

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8FT Tiki posted on 04/16/2011

"It's better to have it and not need it then to need it and not have it."

Me

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Unga Bunga posted on 04/16/2011

Lady Astor: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

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MarvinTheMonkey posted on 04/17/2011

"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2" -Sam Halpern

[ Edited by: MarvinTheMonkey 2011-04-16 18:04 ]

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thePorpoise posted on 04/17/2011

"It tastes like burning."

Ralph Wiggum.

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drgoat456 posted on 04/18/2011

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
Groucho

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Jungle Trader posted on 04/19/2011

"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it" Groucho

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Mr. NoNaMe posted on 04/19/2011

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
Dorothy Parker, Tom Waits

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Doctor Z posted on 04/19/2011

"I drank what??" - Socrates

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tiki mick posted on 04/19/2011

"go fuck yourself"

Dick Cheney

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gabbahey posted on 04/19/2011

On 2011-04-18 18:37, Mr. NoNaMe wrote:
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
Dorothy Parker, Tom Waits

Tom Waits did a cover of that song? I have it on an old Dr. Demento basement tape from my gramps.

gabbahey

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Jason Wickedly posted on 04/19/2011

"This would be a great job if it wasn't for the fucking customers" - Randal Graves, Clerks

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Matt Reese posted on 04/20/2011

"We are here for a good time, not a long time."
Me

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Bruddah Bear posted on 04/20/2011

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum." Roddy Piper in They Live (1988)

Bear

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Doctor Z posted on 04/20/2011

Hello!

My name is Inigo Montoya...

You killed my father...

Prepare to die!

--Mandy Patinkin in The Princess Bride

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talo ka posted on 04/20/2011

"no matter where you go...there you are."
buckaroo banzai.

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drgoat456 posted on 04/20/2011

I'd like a chance to shoot at an educated man just once in my life.
Gus McCrea

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TIKI DAVID posted on 04/20/2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNeMmDHUCt8


"Pets are welcome,Children 'MUST' be on leash" TD

[ Edited by: TIKI DAVID 2011-04-20 09:55 ]

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drgoat456 posted on 04/20/2011

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy", until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers

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drgoat456 posted on 04/20/2011

One more for today.

"Everything is survivable, except for the last one."
Unknown

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"Rrrrrrriiiiiight! I'll paint ANY car for $99.99"*

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-Earl Scheib

*amount depended on year the commercial was broadcast

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MarvinTheMonkey posted on 04/21/2011

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists."

  • Harvey Korman in BLAZING SADDLES
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talo ka posted on 04/21/2011

"somebodys gonna have to go get a shit loada dimes."
slim pickens in BLAZING SADDLES.

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drgoat456 posted on 04/21/2011

"If I bleat when I speak, it's because I've just been fleeced."

"Here's my counter-offer to your counter-offer: Go f*ck yourself."
Al Swearengen

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beadtiki posted on 04/21/2011

Gentlemen! You can't fight here - this is the war room!
Dr. Strangelove

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drgoat456 posted on 04/21/2011

beadtiki, that one's a true classic.

"We hang the petty thieves, and elect the grand ones to public office."
Aesop

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daddyeo posted on 04/22/2011

"Just cause your too old to cut the mustard, doesn't mean you can't lick the jar" Larry Flynn being asked about his sex life by Piers Morgan.

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Shipwreckjoey posted on 04/24/2011

"I quit drinking Once...worst afternoon of my life." - Humphrey Bogart

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woofmutt posted on 04/25/2011

"'To me, nostalgia is a pain in the ass,' is something Oscar Wild might have said if he wasn’t always trying to show off how smart he was."

From the November 1970 National Lampoon. (In a written introduction to a collection of Arnold Roth cartoons.)

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woofmutt posted on 04/29/2011

"This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable." -Bender Bending Rodríguez-

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woofmutt posted on 05/02/2011

"I just saw you taste your own nose blood. You know what? I'm too grossed
out to hear anything you have to say."
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer-

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naugatiki posted on 05/02/2011

The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you can't always be sure of their authenticity.” - Abraham Lincoln"

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Jungle Trader posted on 05/03/2011

HA! Good one Abe.
Here's one I like from Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday talking to Ringo, in the movie Tombstone. "I'll be yer Daisy!"
Yeah, I know it's not much but,....it's a lot.

[ Edited by: Jungle Trader 2011-05-02 20:22 ]

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Bruddah Bear posted on 05/03/2011

On 2011-05-02 20:21, Jungle Trader wrote:
HA! Good one Abe.
Here's one I like from Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday talking to Ringo, in the movie Tombstone. "I'll be yer Daisy!"

JT,

I believe the exact quote is "I'm your huckleberry."

Bear

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Unga Bunga posted on 05/03/2011

On 2011-05-02 21:19, Brudda Bear wrote:

On 2011-05-02 20:21, Jungle Trader wrote:
HA! Good one Abe.
Here's one I like from Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday talking to Ringo, in the movie Tombstone. "I'll be yer Daisy!"

JT,

I believe the exact quote is "I'm your huckleberry."

Bear

Sounds more like Brokeback Mountain.

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Big Kahuna posted on 05/03/2011

"I'll never kiss your lips again, they buried you today"-Mark Dinning

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Jungle Trader posted on 05/04/2011

On 2011-05-02 21:19, Brudda Bear wrote:

On 2011-05-02 20:21, Jungle Trader wrote:
HA! Good one Abe.
Here's one I like from Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday talking to Ringo, in the movie Tombstone. "I'll be yer Daisy!"

I believe the exact quote is "I'm your huckleberry."
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yeah yeah, that's it. What did he say after he killed him? "Poor Ringo, he wanted to be a daisy". I think I need to refresh the movie.

JT Vic

[ Edited by: Jungle Trader 2011-05-03 22:13 ]

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tiki mick posted on 05/05/2011

"can you imagine the load this guy has in his diapers?" (newsvine poster)

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/05/04/6584344-an-infantalist-meet-stanley-the-adult-baby?gt1=43001

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tiki mick posted on 05/05/2011

"What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer..."

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drgoat456 posted on 05/05/2011

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance"
Charlie McCarthy

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I was going to post "Soylent Green is people" here but then I recalled posting it somewhere previously. I did a search and found this...

Tiki Central: Favorite Line from a Movie

and I believe I posted it there. So I won't post "Soylent Green is people" here.

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MadDogMike posted on 05/05/2011

Thanks for not re-posting "soylent Green is people", that would have been doublely redundant :D

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Jungle Trader posted on 05/06/2011

Hey Bush, thanks for not posting "Soylent Green is people". Yer a daisy.

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Bruddah Bear posted on 05/06/2011

Alec Guinness: "You?!"

William Holden: "Yooouuuuu..."

Alec Guinness: "What have I done?"

Bear

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Doctor Z posted on 05/08/2011

"Aloha, Mr. Hand!" -- Spicoli

JT
Jungle Trader posted on 05/09/2011

"Homey don't play dat game." Homey The Clown

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