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Famous and not so Famous Quotes
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Jungle Trader
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04/16/2011
"One of these days, half the people in this town are going to arrest the other half" [ Edited by: Jungle Trader 2011-04-16 19:01 ] |
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Hakalugi
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04/16/2011
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” - Frank Sinatra |
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King Bushwich the 33rd
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04/16/2011
"There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers." |
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8FT Tiki
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04/16/2011
"It's better to have it and not need it then to need it and not have it." Me |
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Unga Bunga
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04/16/2011
Lady Astor: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. |
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MarvinTheMonkey
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04/17/2011
"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2" -Sam Halpern [ Edited by: MarvinTheMonkey 2011-04-16 18:04 ] |
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thePorpoise
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04/17/2011
"It tastes like burning." Ralph Wiggum. |
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drgoat456
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04/18/2011
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." |
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Jungle Trader
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04/19/2011
"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it" Groucho |
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Mr. NoNaMe
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04/19/2011
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy." |
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Doctor Z
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04/19/2011
"I drank what??" - Socrates |
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tiki mick
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04/19/2011
"go fuck yourself" Dick Cheney |
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gabbahey
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04/19/2011
Tom Waits did a cover of that song? I have it on an old Dr. Demento basement tape from my gramps. gabbahey |
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Jason Wickedly
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04/19/2011
"This would be a great job if it wasn't for the fucking customers" - Randal Graves, Clerks |
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Matt Reese
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04/20/2011
"We are here for a good time, not a long time." |
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Bruddah Bear
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04/20/2011
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum." Roddy Piper in They Live (1988) Bear |
DZ
Doctor Z
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04/20/2011
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya... You killed my father... Prepare to die! --Mandy Patinkin in The Princess Bride |
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talo ka
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04/20/2011
"no matter where you go...there you are." |
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drgoat456
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04/20/2011
I'd like a chance to shoot at an educated man just once in my life. |
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TIKI DAVID
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04/20/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNeMmDHUCt8 "Pets are welcome,Children 'MUST' be on leash" TD [ Edited by: TIKI DAVID 2011-04-20 09:55 ] |
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drgoat456
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04/20/2011
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy", until you can find a rock. |
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drgoat456
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04/20/2011
One more for today. "Everything is survivable, except for the last one." |
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King Bushwich the 33rd
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04/21/2011
"Rrrrrrriiiiiight! I'll paint ANY car for $99.99"*
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MarvinTheMonkey
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04/21/2011
"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists."
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talo ka
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04/21/2011
"somebodys gonna have to go get a shit loada dimes." |
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drgoat456
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04/21/2011
"If I bleat when I speak, it's because I've just been fleeced." "Here's my counter-offer to your counter-offer: Go f*ck yourself." |
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beadtiki
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04/21/2011
Gentlemen! You can't fight here - this is the war room! |
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drgoat456
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04/21/2011
beadtiki, that one's a true classic. "We hang the petty thieves, and elect the grand ones to public office." |
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daddyeo
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04/22/2011
"Just cause your too old to cut the mustard, doesn't mean you can't lick the jar" Larry Flynn being asked about his sex life by Piers Morgan. |
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Shipwreckjoey
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04/24/2011
"I quit drinking Once...worst afternoon of my life." - Humphrey Bogart |
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woofmutt
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04/25/2011
"'To me, nostalgia is a pain in the ass,' is something Oscar Wild might have said if he wasn’t always trying to show off how smart he was." From the November 1970 National Lampoon. (In a written introduction to a collection of Arnold Roth cartoons.) |
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woofmutt
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04/29/2011
"This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable." -Bender Bending Rodríguez- |
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woofmutt
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05/02/2011
"I just saw you taste your own nose blood. You know what? I'm too grossed |
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naugatiki
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05/02/2011
The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you can't always be sure of their authenticity.” - Abraham Lincoln" |
JT
Jungle Trader
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05/03/2011
HA! Good one Abe. [ Edited by: Jungle Trader 2011-05-02 20:22 ] |
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Bruddah Bear
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05/03/2011
JT, I believe the exact quote is "I'm your huckleberry." Bear |
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Unga Bunga
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05/03/2011
Sounds more like Brokeback Mountain. |
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Big Kahuna
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05/03/2011
"I'll never kiss your lips again, they buried you today"-Mark Dinning |
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Jungle Trader
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05/04/2011
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tiki mick
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05/05/2011
"can you imagine the load this guy has in his diapers?" (newsvine poster) |
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tiki mick
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05/05/2011
"What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer..." |
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drgoat456
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05/05/2011
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance" |
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King Bushwich the 33rd
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05/05/2011
I was going to post "Soylent Green is people" here but then I recalled posting it somewhere previously. I did a search and found this... Tiki Central: Favorite Line from a Movie and I believe I posted it there. So I won't post "Soylent Green is people" here. |
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MadDogMike
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05/05/2011
Thanks for not re-posting "soylent Green is people", that would have been doublely redundant :D |
JT
Jungle Trader
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05/06/2011
Hey Bush, thanks for not posting "Soylent Green is people". Yer a daisy. |
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Bruddah Bear
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05/06/2011
Alec Guinness: "You?!" William Holden: "Yooouuuuu..." Alec Guinness: "What have I done?" Bear |
DZ
Doctor Z
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05/08/2011
"Aloha, Mr. Hand!" -- Spicoli |
JT
Jungle Trader
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05/09/2011
"Homey don't play dat game." Homey The Clown |