What are the 2 most horrible words to a Tiki Centralite?

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T tikifish Member Toronto,Canada Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2720	T tikifish Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 12:17 PM ...NEWLY RENOVATED. I dare you to find 2 words more frightening. After reading that Benihana had been at the Fairmont Royal York 30 years, I thought it might be worth a look to see if it had a tiki style bar or even just some good old 70's steakhouse decor. One glimpse at the review, and my heart sank... "Benihana Restaurant is a newly renovated Japanese restaurant featuring Teppanyaki, Sushi, Sashimi, Tempura...."
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 12:26 PM "SHAG LIKE"
M mig Official Man-About-Town Sunnycupertoga, CA Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 323	M mig Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 12:29 PM I think most people would find these two words even scarier: BROKEN MUGS. (Variations: broken headhunter, etc!)
FZ Feelin Zombified Tiki Socialite The Exotic Shores of Lake St. Clair Joined: Jul 15, 2003 Posts: 1340	FZ Feelin Zombified Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 12:34 PM "Jimmy Buffet" -Z
S SugarCaddyDaddy Member Huntington Beach, California Joined: Jun 03, 2002 Posts: 1500	S SugarCaddyDaddy Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 12:34 PM Newly renovated is pretty horrible, depending on 'what' was renovated. I can handle 'shag like', and even (some) "broken mugs". The hardest?.....CLOSED FORVEVER! Enter The SoCal Hoity Toity Schedule [ Edited by: sugarcaddydaddy on 2003-11-13 12:58 ]
TC Tiki Chris Member London Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 1542	TC Tiki Chris Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 12:38 PM LAST CALL?
T Tangaroa Tiki Socialite Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Posts: 1566	T Tangaroa Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 1:09 PM Jumbo Shrimp...?
M mig Official Man-About-Town Sunnycupertoga, CA Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 323	M mig Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 1:16 PM At the risk of being excommunicated-- "HANFORD'S DRINKING!" And speaking of the old boy, he happens to get really scared by these words: "POLITICS THREAD"
TC Tiki Chris Member London Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 1542	TC Tiki Chris Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 1:17 PM OUTBID NOTICE?
M mig Official Man-About-Town Sunnycupertoga, CA Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 323	M mig Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 1:18 PM "TONGA SERVICE" help me! I can't stop! This is a fun little exercise... or how about: "TIKKI MUG" (sic)-- because when it's spelled that way, who knows what it's going to actually be... [ Edited by: mig on 2003-11-13 13:19 ]
GT Geeky Tiki Member Las vegas Joined: Oct 15, 2002 Posts: 533	GT Geeky Tiki Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 1:26 PM "BROKEN MUG"
TM Tiki Mon Member Satellite Beach, FL Joined: Oct 28, 2003 Posts: 71	TM Tiki Mon Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 1:30 PM Palm Beetle
C cynfulcynner Member Ocean Beach, San Francisco Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 1799	C cynfulcynner Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 1:39 PM "Eames Era" -or- "What's orgeat?"
STCB Sabu The Coconut Boy Tiki Socialite Carson, California Joined: Aug 20, 2002 Posts: 2807	STCB Sabu The Coconut Boy Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 1:42 PM "Outbid Notice" and "Snipe Failed" are pretty bad, but as a devoted garage-saler, the words that crush me are: "Already Sold". That's what they told me when I spotted two giant 1960s fernwood tikis on a lawn at a garage sale some years ago. Someone had bought them five minutes before I got there for $20.00 Just this last weekend, I was at a church rummage sale with Humuhumu, when I spotted a large cardboard box by the kitchen wares. Inside were what looked to be gold-colored, blackened coffee cans. Then I suddenly recognized the streamline shape and what the large 1-inch-thick wicks represented - I was looking at four vintage gold-anodized aluminum tiki torches from the 1960s. All they need was cleaning and new poles. The box said $1.00 so I took it up the front table, paid my dollar, then asked them to hold my purchase for me while I looked around some more. A few minutes later, a woman tapped me on the shoulder and said, "I'm sorry, those tiki torches your bought shouldn't have been for sale. Our church still uses them for our picnics and barbeques. Here's your dollar back. I'm sorry." To find a treasure like that, then have it taken away is just about the worst feeling I know. Sabu
GT Geeky Tiki Member Las vegas Joined: Oct 15, 2002 Posts: 533	GT Geeky Tiki Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 2:42 PM "Fully Clothed" comes to mind, as well. "Wake up" is on the list, too.
UJ Unkle John Tiki Socialite Middle-of-the-Ocean, TX Joined: Oct 22, 2003 Posts: 1217	UJ Unkle John Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 2:47 PM "Family Atmosphere" or "Insufficient Funds" or "I'm Pregnant"
M mrsmiley Tiki Socialite Las Vegas, NV Joined: Apr 03, 2002 Posts: 3197	M mrsmiley Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 2:50 PM How about "MRSMILEY'S HERE!" no one loves me.....snif
F freddiefreelance Member San Diego, Ca. Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Posts: 3006	F freddiefreelance Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 3:00 PM On 2003-11-13 14:50, mrsmiley wrote: How about "MRSMILEY'S HERE!" no one loves me.....snif But we all like you, just only as a friend.
C cynfulcynner Member Ocean Beach, San Francisco Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 1799	C cynfulcynner Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 3:08 PM On 2003-11-13 15:00, freddiefreelance wrote: On 2003-11-13 14:50, mrsmiley wrote: How about "MRSMILEY'S HERE!" no one loves me.....snif But we all like you, just only as a friend. We like you, but we don't LIKE YOU like you. 8)
I Iolani Tiki Socialite Joined: Sep 30, 2003 Posts: 124	I Iolani Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 3:14 PM Feelin' Zombified beat me to the punch so let me add: "RARE! L@@K" "cheap rum" "i'm sober"
K Kenike Tiki Socialite McKinney, TX Joined: Jul 24, 2003 Posts: 1207	K Kenike Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 3:17 PM "PARROT HEAD" :drink:
TC Tiki Chris Member London Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 1542	TC Tiki Chris Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 3:30 PM On 2003-11-13 15:17, Juno wrote: "PARROT HEAD" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
T tikifish Member Toronto,Canada Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2720	T tikifish Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 5:12 PM I beleive "TONGA SERVICE" and "JUMBO SHRIMP" fall under the OXYMORON category. Or in the case of the last Tonga Room waitress I had, just plain MORON.
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 5:19 PM UNGA BUNGA! God I hate that guy.
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 5:46 PM And now for some self-depreciating humor: Tiki Bong
P paranoid123 Tiki Socialite New York City Joined: Dec 13, 2002 Posts: 379	P paranoid123 Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 6:24 PM "Mullet People" :)
M mrsmiley Tiki Socialite Las Vegas, NV Joined: Apr 03, 2002 Posts: 3197	M mrsmiley Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 6:24 PM On 2003-11-13 17:46, Tiki_Bong wrote: And now for some self-deprecating humor: Tiki Bong I was waiting for SOMEONE to post that!! I am used to self depracion, I was doing it last night when I was watching "Fast Cars and Tiki BARS". :)
PJ purple jade Member New Orleans Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Posts: 1450	PJ purple jade Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 6:43 PM I would think for mrsmiley it would be "BROKEN PIPE". (and I luv u 2, B.) Akin to NEWLY RENOVATED, also ominous is NEW MANAGEMENT. And then there's MAITAI MIX shudder.
BK Basement Kahuna Tiki Socialite Jawja Province, Isle of North America Joined: Oct 14, 2002 Posts: 3618	BK Basement Kahuna Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 7:12 PM "Carribean Feel" or "Jimmy Buffett"
M Monkeyman Tiki Socialite Vista, CA Joined: Mar 04, 2003 Posts: 2386	M Monkeyman Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 8:43 PM Limited Edition
D donhonyc Tiki Socialite The Quiet EAST Village Joined: Jan 13, 2003 Posts: 1196	D donhonyc Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 8:57 PM I second the 'closed forever' and 'newly renovated' and last but not least 'jimmy buffet'. I'd also like to add: "OUTTA ORGEAT" In fact, you can add your own drink ingredient and just put an "OUTTA" in front of that and you can have your very own two worst words!
T tikimug Member 1217 mi. North of the Mai Kai Joined: Apr 01, 2002 Posts: 752	T tikimug Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 9:10 PM Here's a quick one... NON-Flame Retardent ... and my personal non-TC one Cheers Queers!
TD Tiki Diablo Member socal Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 1916	TD Tiki Diablo Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 10:26 PM "FLORIDA STYLE" Aahhh, sorry guys, just a little carver's humor. WAYNE has the patent, no?
P pablus Tiki Socialite www.thecrazedmugs.com Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Posts: 2163	P pablus Posted posted on Thu, Nov 13, 2003 10:26 PM Aloha `oe
K Kon-Hemsby Member Andover, England Joined: Sep 17, 2003 Posts: 1287	K Kon-Hemsby Posted posted on Fri, Nov 14, 2003 1:51 AM BOTTLE'S EMPTY
FZ Feelin Zombified Tiki Socialite The Exotic Shores of Lake St. Clair Joined: Jul 15, 2003 Posts: 1340	FZ Feelin Zombified Posted posted on Fri, Nov 14, 2003 6:13 AM I'm suprised it wasn't posted yet, but I think I may have the winner: MONDAY MORNING -Z
FG Futura Girl Member Joined: Oct 01, 2002 Posts: 933	FG Futura Girl Posted posted on Fri, Nov 14, 2003 6:13 AM "thrown out" as in... when we ask at a garage sale if they had any old match books or post cards or other various cool things and the folks holding the sale reply... oh that old stuff?
DZ Doctor Z Tiki Socialite Jasper's Reef, Torrance, CA Joined: Aug 01, 2002 Posts: 1620	DZ Doctor Z Posted posted on Fri, Nov 14, 2003 7:34 AM KOHALA CHARMS! (oh, wait. That's actually just one word, but...)
KK Kava King Tiki Socialite Kensington-on-Avondale Joined: Sep 20, 2002 Posts: 217	KK Kava King Posted posted on Fri, Nov 14, 2003 9:59 AM "Cavity Search"
K Kailuageoff Member Honolulu Lounge,Lewes, DE Joined: Mar 27, 2002 Posts: 1506	K Kailuageoff Posted posted on Fri, Nov 14, 2003 11:32 AM Tiki Trader Damn Haole Frat Party Conga Line Let's Limbo [ Edited by: Kailuageoff on 2003-11-14 11:37 ]
T tikibars Tiki Socialite Aku Hall, Chicago Joined: Apr 11, 2002 Posts: 2034	T tikibars Posted posted on Fri, Nov 14, 2003 12:25 PM Y'know, I STILL can't handle either "Ni!" or "it!".
T TikiGardener Member 1st website dedicated to Tiki Gardens Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 1368	T TikiGardener Posted posted on Fri, Nov 14, 2003 12:51 PM On 2003-11-14 12:25, tikibars wrote: Y'know, I STILL can't handle either "Ni!" or "it!". ECKY THUMP!
G GECKO Member South Sea Arts Honolulu Joined: Jun 01, 2002 Posts: 1049	G GECKO Posted posted on Fri, Nov 14, 2003 2:12 PM how bout DA ROOF!..... about 5 months ago I went to a local antique shop and purchased a few tings made of porcelin/ceramic(tiki mug and a hula figure) I jumped into da car and started towards home and asked da wahine to pull da stuff out of da bag so I could check'em out ya, she said "I don't see'um no where" so where are da fuk are they???? DA ROOOOOOOF! dam $80 down da drain.
T the75stingray Member Dayton, Ohio Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 447	T the75stingray Posted posted on Fri, Nov 14, 2003 2:51 PM Can WAL-GREENS count as two words?
TB Tiki Baron Tiki Centralite Culver City CA Joined: May 14, 2003 Posts: 62	TB Tiki Baron Posted posted on Fri, Nov 14, 2003 3:44 PM I would have to say there are two phrases that just make my heart sink - the first is:: What's that?? Which is the response I get when I've said the following - I'd like to order a Scorpion - What's that?? Technically it's the look that goes with this statement that makes me cringe a little. The answer What's that?? regarding anything Tiki...it hurts. But with my friends it gives me a chance to "spread the word" so in that case it's not so bad. My next two words that I hate would be Cover Charge I rarely go to a place with a Cover Charge that's worth it. Cover Charges at Tiki Bars are typically the worst because (in most/but not all cases) it is for a band that most likely thinks Martin Denny would be the owner of their favorite restraunt. No offence to those Tiki Bar owners who are trying to make ends meet by bringing in these kind of bands -- because the two word phrase STAYING OPEN is most important. T.B. [ Edited by: Tiki Baron on 2003-11-14 15:45 ]
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Fri, Nov 14, 2003 4:26 PM On 2003-11-13 18:24, mrsmiley wrote: I was doing it last night when I was watching "Fast Cars and Tiki BARS". :) Is that movie even worth renting? Anyone else here seen it? A Tiki Cheers To You! [ Edited by: Unga Bunga on 2003-11-15 03:38 ]
MTT Mano Tiki Tia Member Lomita, CA Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 129	MTT Mano Tiki Tia Posted posted on Sat, Nov 15, 2003 12:10 AM I'm not sure why, but I hear these A lot SHIT BAG DUMB ASS NICE TEETH
K kooche Member Los Angeles CA Joined: Apr 19, 2003 Posts: 577	K kooche Posted posted on Sat, Nov 15, 2003 11:06 AM the two words i loathe most "family gathering" or "happy holiday" lucky there are only 2 manditory meetings a year... a chump attitude for a new pop i know...but the truth is you can never go home...

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