Beyond Tiki, Bilge, and Test / Beyond Tiki
Naughty Lyrics (that aren't Supposed to be)
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 9:59 AM
Okay, I'll start: "Who's bending down to give me a rainbow? |
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 10:07 AM
"That umbrella, we employed it That always sounded a little kinky to me. P.S. - That's actually "Windy", a little iffy in itself. poot [ Edited by: purple jade on 2003-11-19 10:09 ] |
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Johnny Dollar
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 10:11 AM
"scuse me while i kiss this guy " (purple haze) |
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snarkoutgirl
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 10:31 AM
Darling it's better Little Mermaid soundtrack, "Under the Sea" |
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FLOUNDERart
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 10:39 AM
Growing up I always thought the Van Halen song (not sure which one) said "I reach down and ease the seed bag", apparently its ease the seat back. |
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 10:40 AM
LOL... |
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snarkoutgirl
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 10:42 AM
Yeah! "I reach down, between my legs...ease the seed bag" LOL! |
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Johnny Dollar
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 11:23 AM
that is... "PA-NA-MA!" J$ (David Lee Roth screaming sound) |
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 11:28 AM
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 11:34 AM
"You're the cutest thing that I ever did see, |
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Feelin Zombified
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 11:40 AM
"Number 47 said to number 3 -Elvis I've always wondered... Was that a Co-Ed prison? I didn't think we had co-ed prisons. Hmmmm... -Z |
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 12:52 PM
Not in the Frank Zappa version. |
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purple jade
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 1:45 PM
What about the Cheech and Chong version? |
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Johnny Dollar
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 2:11 PM
"Purple Jade... all round..!" |
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Kenike
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 2:42 PM
Anyone ever listen to Mel Henke's "La Dolce Henke?" The whole album is like that. "all that meat, and no potatos..." :drink: |
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thejab
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 3:05 PM
The version of Louie Louie by the Kingsmen was banned for nasty lyrics and even led to an FBI investigation on it. It took them some months and lots of money to determine that the words were unintelligable so it couldn't be considered obscene under federal law. The actual words to the song aren't nasty at all, as you can clearly understand on the original version by Richard Berry. One wonders why the FBI didn't listen to the original song! |
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Unga Bunga
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 3:12 PM
This is not a song, but in the same context. |
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Tiki Chris
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 3:16 PM
well then, some of the dirtiest talk on the tellie ever: "Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?" |
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Swanky
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 4:11 PM
"I could have danced all night and still have asked for more." I always thought the "dancing" was pure metaphor. "And done a thousand things I've never done before." |
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Swanky
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 4:12 PM
Oh, and one that no stripper should ever dance to because it's just wrong: "Brown Eyed Girl." |
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Johnny Dollar
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 4:15 PM
i have held that thought before as well swanky, and case in point, decode the following phrase by madonna: "I'm tired of dancing here all by myself, |
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Bike Shack
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 4:27 PM
"Joe Joe was a man that thought he was a woman"" |
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Shipwreckjoey
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 8:40 PM
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo -Spinal Tap |
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purple jade
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 8:43 PM
Now I'm pretty sure that was meant to be naughty! |
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Shipwreckjoey
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 8:45 PM
Jab - Maybe the FBI listened to the Stooges version of Louie Louie on Metallic KO! |
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TikiGoddess
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 9:00 PM
ACDC: "She told me to come but I was already there" Well, maybe those were supposed to be naughty from the start. |
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TikiGoddess
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 9:02 PM
Jerry Lee Lewis: "Good Golly Miss Molly you sure like to ball" |
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 9:42 PM
Remember this 80's flashback by Dexy's Midnight Runners? :music: Come on Eileen :music: **Poly-Pop *** He who dies with the most broken mugs WINS! [ Edited by: PolynesianPop on 2003-11-19 21:43 ] |
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Futura Girl
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Wed, Nov 19, 2003 10:35 PM
from Cheryl Lynn's disco hit "Star Love" (but then most disco lyrics had tons of double entendre...) "Why don't you take me in your arms and rocket me." |
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Doctor Z
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Thu, Nov 20, 2003 12:39 AM
"If you want to kiss this guy, Doctor Z [ Edited by: Doctor Z on 2003-11-20 00:39 ] |
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Thu, Nov 20, 2003 2:45 AM
Speaking of naughty just discovered this auction. Think he's really from Beaver? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3567707459 |
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Tiki Chris
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Thu, Nov 20, 2003 6:02 AM
those lyrics should be attributed to robert johnson (or whoever he stole 'em from). [ Edited by: Tiki Chris on 2003-11-20 06:02 ] |
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Johnny Dollar
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Thu, Nov 20, 2003 6:17 AM
Andrea True/More, More, More: But if you want to know no big secret she was a pr0n star, so so much for higher intentions... |--) |
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SES
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Thu, Nov 20, 2003 7:38 AM
I've got a great CD called "Raunchy Business Hot Nuts & Lollipops" It's music from 1928-1939 that is full of inuendos. Love it! A lot of the blues is suggestive. |
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DaneTiki
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Thu, Nov 20, 2003 11:21 AM
[ Edited by: DaneTiki 2009-08-30 19:14 ] |
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Johnny Dollar
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Thu, Nov 20, 2003 11:31 AM
(wink wink, nudge nudge) wasn't that originally a Smokey Robinson song? Not to bust on Johnny Rivers, I love "Secret Agent {Asian} Man..." but I think he did alot of covers, riding the implicit racial politics of music in the 60's... |
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thejab
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Thu, Nov 20, 2003 1:00 PM
Yea! Rock 'n' roll has come a long way since the early 60s! I won't quote Iggy's lyrics here because I'm a gentleman. |
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thejab
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Thu, Nov 20, 2003 1:11 PM
I love old blues and R&B tunes with sexual innuendo. There are some great CD compilations of these ("Copulatin' Blues" is one of the titles). Check out this 1948 Dinah Washington tune:
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Tiki Chris
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Sun, Nov 23, 2003 9:32 AM
She'll be ridin' six white horses when she comes! |
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purple jade
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Sun, Nov 23, 2003 9:45 AM
:lol: So you've had a dirty mind since childhood, Chris? :lol: |
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Sun, Nov 23, 2003 12:34 PM
I love the English-langugage Caribbean songs, they have always been ALL about double entendre: "I asked my lady what could I do she wanted big bamboo four feet long I bought my woman a banana plant she wanted big bamboo four feet long I gave my woman a coconut she wanted big bamboo four feet long I gave my woman some sugarcane :), em |
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Sun, Nov 23, 2003 3:28 PM
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purple jade
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Sun, Nov 23, 2003 4:32 PM
OMIGAWD!!! |
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Sun, Nov 23, 2003 6:50 PM
From the song 'Shake, Rattle, and Roll' comes the lyric ... 'Like a one-eyed cat peeking in a seafood store' I also like some of the lyrics in the kiddie Bubblegum songs of the late 60's, with this being my favorite, from the Lemon Piper's 'Jelly Jungle' Take a trip on my pogo stick Vern |
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Rorysm
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Mon, Nov 24, 2003 12:30 PM
What about the Who's ... "Momma's got a squeezebox, daddy doesn't sleep at night" |
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Kenike
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Mon, Nov 24, 2003 5:38 PM
I think I've heard that...isn't there a song on there called "If You See Kay?" :drink: |
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Klas
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Mon, Nov 24, 2003 7:35 PM
Check out this album for some really naughty ones... |
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Kenike
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Tue, Nov 25, 2003 11:17 AM
Wow! I've been looking for a copy of "Stickball" since I was a teenager. I just ordered that CD. Thanks for mentioning it! :drink: |