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What's you favorite mustard?

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Tiki_Bong posted on 11/20/2003

(take it away...)

DZ
Doctor Z posted on 11/20/2003

Colonel Mustard,
in the drawing room,
with the candlestick.

Did I win?

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freddiefreelance posted on 11/20/2003

Grey Poupon Deli Mustard. It's the best mustard from Grey Poupon, & I like the horseradish in deli mustard.

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tikimug posted on 11/20/2003

I like the cut of your mustard, son.

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Rain posted on 11/20/2003

boar's head horseradish mustard

JD
Johnny Dollar posted on 11/20/2003

jalapeño mustard rox de sandwich...

i recall the brand was 'sandwich pal..."


[ Edited by: Johnny Dollar on 2003-11-20 14:06 ]

TC
Tiki Chris posted on 11/20/2003

Inglehoffer Sweet Hot Mustard

&

Kosciusko Spicy Brown Beer Mustard

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FLOUNDERart posted on 11/20/2003

Dear Tiki Bong

I think I like the yellow mustard best.

FZ
Feelin Zombified posted on 11/20/2003

Sweet Hot Beaver mustard (!)

I actually have about a dozen different mustards on any given week. I like to rotate. So many mustards, so little time...

-Z

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tikifish posted on 11/20/2003

You know you will answer just about any survey out there when you start discussing your favourite mustard!

UB
Unga Bunga posted on 11/20/2003

Mustard
Monica went to the dry cleaners and said," Excuse me, I wold like to get my dress cleaned."
And the little old man was barely able to hear her and said,"What did you say?"
She replied,"I would like to get my dress cleaned sir."
And the old man still could not hear her and said,"Come again?"

She replied."
No, Mustard."


(copied/pasted from the internet)
As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection.

A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard.

The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side.

"Hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said.

I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers.

I love mustard.

I had no napkin.

I licked it off.

It was not mustard.

No man ever put a baby down faster.

It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding.

With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue.

Later (after she stopped crying from laughing so hard) my wife said,

"Now you know why they call that mustard..."Poupon."



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thebaxdog posted on 11/21/2003

Pass the mouse turd please.
Annies Natural
Horseradish
Musterd

UJ
Unkle John posted on 11/21/2003

Ugly Mus-tard

BK
Basement Kahuna posted on 11/21/2003

Idun Sennep mustard from Norway is hard to beat. And that good Altmeister seasoned vinegar from Germany. A good slice of red onion, Bayerischer Limburger, and both of those on black bread or peasant bread and some good Spaetzel and red cabbage on the side puts the old world Ooompa in my day (and the scent of death on my breath, but it's worth it!).

CM
Cool Manchu posted on 11/21/2003

I like plain ol' French's in the squeezable bottle...

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johntiki posted on 11/21/2003

On 2003-11-20 21:47, Cool Manchu wrote:
I like plain ol' French's in the squeezable bottle...

God bless French's...an American institution! Nothing has livened up more drab bologna and cheese sandwiches!

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tiki-riviera posted on 11/21/2003

You know what I love about mustard? When you
squeeze the bottle and a clear runny liquid comes out onto your hot dog! Man I hate that so much. Stupid clear liquid!

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Alnshely posted on 11/21/2003
MTT
Mano Tiki Tia posted on 11/21/2003

Beaver Honey Mustard
MMMMMMM!!!
A T.T.S.
taste treat sensation
not to be confused with
superb taste sensation, that is the key

TB
Tiki Bird posted on 11/21/2003

Goulden's for me.

PJ
purple jade posted on 11/23/2003

"Mustard Star Salad" circa 1970.
MMMMMMMM...mustard-flavored jello.

BK
Basement Kahuna posted on 11/24/2003

Mmmm...radishes. :(

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paranoid123 posted on 11/24/2003

What is that really spicy mustard they have at Top Dog in Berkley? Beaver mustard? That is some good $#!+!

Other good mustards is from Philppe's (of the French Dipped sandwich fame) in Los Angeles, Zataran's creole mustard, and (if you can believe it) Ralph's brand brown deli mustard.

CM
Cool Manchu posted on 11/26/2003

I hate the runny mustard liquid as well. So much so, I have trained myself to shake it everytime.

Man, I hate that stuff. :)

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Cultjam posted on 11/26/2003

I squeeze the packets before I open them.

French's for me. As in I'll have french fries with my mustard.

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Tiki_Bong posted on 11/26/2003

On 2003-11-24 00:05, paranoid123 wrote:
Beaver mustard?

That just begs for a joke, but I won't go there. Well, I mean I do go there, but not there, there now.

JD
Johnny Dollar posted on 03/29/2011

clearly, mustard is a topic that is of great concern in the tiki community. apparently trader vic had strong feelings about mustard.

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drgoat456 posted on 03/29/2011

Grey Poupon followed by Sante Fe Green chili mustard. It's so good and spicy you could eat it with a spoon.

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rugbymatt posted on 03/29/2011

"Stadium" ballpark mustard from Cleveland. Despite the grayish yellow color, the taste is complete awesomeness.

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thePorpoise posted on 03/30/2011

I've heard that's a good mustard.

Handlmaier's bavarian sweet mustard is perfect for grilled wurst.

best US mustard for wurst (heh) is Schaller & Weber.

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tikicoma posted on 03/30/2011

Aunty lilikoi's Passion Wasabi Mustard ! I usually don't like sweet mustard but this is so good it's all I want to use anymore.

UB
Unga Bunga posted on 03/30/2011

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Jungle Trader posted on 04/16/2011

Is wasabi mustard? I wanna scream WASAAAABIIII!

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