What's you favorite mustard?

(take it away...)

Colonel Mustard,
in the drawing room,
with the candlestick.

Did I win?

Grey Poupon Deli Mustard. It's the best mustard from Grey Poupon, & I like the horseradish in deli mustard.

I like the cut of your mustard, son.

boar's head horseradish mustard

jalapeño mustard rox de sandwich...

i recall the brand was 'sandwich pal..."

[ Edited by: Johnny Dollar on 2003-11-20 14:06 ]

Inglehoffer Sweet Hot Mustard

&

Kosciusko Spicy Brown Beer Mustard

Dear Tiki Bong

I think I like the yellow mustard best.

Sweet Hot Beaver mustard (!)

I actually have about a dozen different mustards on any given week. I like to rotate. So many mustards, so little time...

-Z

You know you will answer just about any survey out there when you start discussing your favourite mustard!

Mustard
Monica went to the dry cleaners and said," Excuse me, I wold like to get my dress cleaned."
And the little old man was barely able to hear her and said,"What did you say?"
She replied,"I would like to get my dress cleaned sir."
And the old man still could not hear her and said,"Come again?"

She replied."
No, Mustard."

(copied/pasted from the internet)
As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection.

A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard.

The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side.

"Hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said.

I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers.

I love mustard.

I had no napkin.

I licked it off.

It was not mustard.

No man ever put a baby down faster.

It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding.

With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue.

Later (after she stopped crying from laughing so hard) my wife said,

"Now you know why they call that mustard..."Poupon."

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[ Edited by: Unga Bunga on 2003-11-20 15:17 ]

Pass the mouse turd please.
Annies Natural
Horseradish
Musterd

Ugly Mus-tard

Idun Sennep mustard from Norway is hard to beat. And that good Altmeister seasoned vinegar from Germany. A good slice of red onion, Bayerischer Limburger, and both of those on black bread or peasant bread and some good Spaetzel and red cabbage on the side puts the old world Ooompa in my day (and the scent of death on my breath, but it's worth it!).

I like plain ol' French's in the squeezable bottle...

On 2003-11-20 21:47, Cool Manchu wrote:
I like plain ol' French's in the squeezable bottle...

God bless French's...an American institution! Nothing has livened up more drab bologna and cheese sandwiches!

You know what I love about mustard? When you
squeeze the bottle and a clear runny liquid comes out onto your hot dog! Man I hate that so much. Stupid clear liquid!

http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/mustard.html

Beaver Honey Mustard
MMMMMMM!!!
A T.T.S.
taste treat sensation
not to be confused with
superb taste sensation, that is the key

Goulden's for me.

"Mustard Star Salad" circa 1970.
MMMMMMMM...mustard-flavored jello.

Mmmm...radishes. :(

What is that really spicy mustard they have at Top Dog in Berkley? Beaver mustard? That is some good $#!+!

Other good mustards is from Philppe's (of the French Dipped sandwich fame) in Los Angeles, Zataran's creole mustard, and (if you can believe it) Ralph's brand brown deli mustard.

I hate the runny mustard liquid as well. So much so, I have trained myself to shake it everytime.

Man, I hate that stuff. :)

I squeeze the packets before I open them.

French's for me. As in I'll have french fries with my mustard.

On 2003-11-24 00:05, paranoid123 wrote:
Beaver mustard?

That just begs for a joke, but I won't go there. Well, I mean I do go there, but not there, there now.

clearly, mustard is a topic that is of great concern in the tiki community. apparently trader vic had strong feelings about mustard.

Grey Poupon followed by Sante Fe Green chili mustard. It's so good and spicy you could eat it with a spoon.

"Stadium" ballpark mustard from Cleveland. Despite the grayish yellow color, the taste is complete awesomeness.

I've heard that's a good mustard.

Handlmaier's bavarian sweet mustard is perfect for grilled wurst.

best US mustard for wurst (heh) is Schaller & Weber.

Aunty lilikoi's Passion Wasabi Mustard ! I usually don't like sweet mustard but this is so good it's all I want to use anymore.

Is wasabi mustard? I wanna scream WASAAAABIIII!