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JD
Johnny Dollar posted on 04/09/2004

bright green screen contrasts
against spreadsheet and drawing
oops boss is coming

my life knows no rule
by pipe of poppy yet once
must have tikishout

flame rocks aloha
hanford gives words of wisdom
kids go to your rooms

T
TikiMaxton posted on 04/09/2004

Good ones, JD! Of course, this is exercise is rendered quite simple by the fact that Polynesian Pop's name has five sylables. Observe:

Polynesian Pop
Will break every mug you own
Just give him a chance.

Polynesan Pop:
"Sign my Book of Tiki, please".
But where? No more room!

I got a million of 'em!

K
Kailuageoff posted on 04/09/2004

Florida Tiki
Your visage is curious
Wayne Coombs made it so

--

Of what use limits
A Grog Log is within sight
Look! Here is Pablus

--

Florida mountains
Cybertiki has $ to burn
fill dirt volcano

--

Paint sticks to burlap
tiki mugs have many curves
No nude girls today

--

Bre-elle and Tristan
Film is unnecessary
Your image haunts us


When is this tiki thing going mainstream?

[ Edited by: kailuageoff on 2004-04-10 10:58 ]

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pablus posted on 04/09/2004

rev' rend ben's sermon
east coast tiki revival
hale tiki, arrrrrrrrr

Basement Kahuna
mixing Tiger Woods one more
rum soaked green jackets

Swanky builds temple
Kiliki lifts high the torch
There is Hukilau

San Francisco calls
Martiki's Falernum Fount
Flows Freely to mug

F
FLOUNDERart posted on 04/09/2004

you guys killing me
way to much time on your hands
get yourselves a life

LOL

JD
Johnny Dollar posted on 04/09/2004

On 2004-04-09 13:30, FLOUNDERart wrote:
you guys killing me
way to much time on your hands
get yourselves a life

LOL

UB
Unga Bunga posted on 04/09/2004

I Freaky
Fo Da Tiki

STCB
Sabu The Coconut Boy posted on 04/10/2004

Open Ebay box,
Mug shards like tea leaves, foretell
"Negative Feedback"

B
badmojo posted on 04/10/2004

L@@K! EAMES TIKKI VASE!
SHAG LIKE TIKI MUG MUGS GLASS!
BUFFETT PARROT HEAD!

[ Edited by: badmojo on 2004-04-09 20:26 ]

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FLOUNDERart posted on 04/10/2004

On 2004-04-09 15:15, Unga Bunga wrote:
I Freaky
Fo Da Tiki

seven syllables
unga bunga bad haiku
ten more you do need

UB
Unga Bunga posted on 04/10/2004

On 2004-04-09 20:10, FLOUNDERart wrote:

On 2004-04-09 15:15, Unga Bunga wrote:
I Freaky
Fo Da Tiki

seven syllables
unga bunga bad haiku
ten more you do need

So that's what haiku is.
I thought we were doin some kinda mod poetry beatnic crap.

K
Kailuageoff posted on 04/10/2004

holy grail tiki
Edge of Texas covets it
Outbid once again

T
tikifish posted on 04/13/2004

I, Goodwill shopper
Spy mug on far away shelf
Sheisse! A German Beer Stein!

Sweet Leilani mugs
Much like unchecked coat hangers
Quickly multiply

Enigmatic Bob
Your vacant smile, elusive
Your eyes, two black dots

T
Tikiwahine posted on 04/13/2004

On 2004-04-09 20:10, FLOUNDERart wrote:
seven syllables
unga bunga bad haiku
ten more you do need

Dude, you sound like Yoda! Or is that Grover?

R
Raffertiki posted on 04/13/2004

Name be getting stale
nice fishy has no legs
reborn I will be, Raffertiki

Prophetic I am.

F
freddiefreelance posted on 04/14/2004

He collects postcards,
Sharing with all Boys & Girls.
It must be Sabu!


Rev. Dr. Frederick J. Freelance, Ph.D., D.F.S

[ Edited by: freddiefreelance on 2004-04-14 09:05 ]

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Formikahini posted on 04/14/2004

Formikahini
Seeks eBay budget Shaheen
Is Hell freezing soon?

Kamehameha
Cut va va voom in my size?!
Pay rent? F*ck, no - BID!

You mean I won it?
For less than sixty? HOW?! Oh!:
VLV's over!

STCB
Sabu The Coconut Boy posted on 04/15/2004

Freddie Freelance sips
Fine ales, while playing his mom's
Roselli 8-tracks

Sabu


[ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy on 2004-04-15 12:29 ]

K
Kailuageoff posted on 04/15/2004

Baxter, Denny, Lyman
A comedic counterpoint?
King Kukulele

T
Tiki-bot posted on 04/15/2004

Oasis is near
Cannot wait to spend, spend, spend
But I'm unemployed

MP
mrs. pineapple posted on 04/15/2004

tiki haiku, yes!
where can we put all the mugs?
mmmm, must drink from them

polynesian pop
why you dropping all your mugs?
make a mosaic

I've belonged to a haiku list for about 6 years, my college friends started it, and you must compose all posts in haiku.
Most of the posts are about BBQ's and art openings, etc.
'Searing hot crowbar' somehow got to be the default 5 syllable line, I like Polynesian Pop, myself :)

T
Tikiwahine posted on 04/15/2004

Tikiwahine
Will she attend Hukilau?
Only time will tell

P
PolynesianPop posted on 04/16/2004

Polynesian Pop
Is he also Pop Ylop?
What a handsome stud! :wink:


**Poly-Pop ***

He who dies with the most broken mugs WINS!

[ Edited by: PolynesianPop on 2004-04-15 19:44 ]

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PolynesianPop posted on 04/16/2004

OK, I'm on a roll...

Dropped another mug
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Must be drunk again :P


**Poly-Pop ***

He who dies with the most broken mugs WINS!

[ Edited by: PolynesianPop on 2004-04-15 19:47 ]

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Tiki-bot posted on 04/16/2004

broken mug shards lay
like rapa nui moai
poly pop drinks more

gather broken shards
I think this piece was a nose
where'd I put the glue?

no one can see cracks
Hale Tiki rides again!
oh no! an earthquake!

T
TikiMaxton posted on 07/07/2004

Well, since it was (sort of) revived...

Advice to newbies:
Utilize the 'Search' function;
Avoid getting 'Bonged'

MT
Mai Tai posted on 03/22/2006

Bump for this topic
Phoenix rising from ashes
Pained TC haiku!

J
joefla70 posted on 03/23/2006

I was just thinking
There should be TC haikus
Voila, here they are!

JD
Johnny Dollar posted on 03/23/2006

almost two years by
bump revives haiku: it is
an e-timecapsule

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