Worst. Miniature. Golf. Ever.

Come visit The Safari Amusement Park....


"Incredibly, the lion's sculpt perfectly reflects the horror he should be feeling with all of the holes that've been drilled into his body. Seems more like blatant property destruction than an act of nature, and this lion's oppressors didn't stop at the head. No, they were going straight for the throat. I mean ass."

"Oh mystic powers - hear my call...
From my limbs, let new life fall..."
http://www.christophermerritt.com

[ Edited by: Tangaroa on 2004-05-19 12:25 ]

Here's a good one.
Be warned, there is a cool tiki (I remember seeing a photo of it here) at the last hole, and the commentator is not nice. I agreed with him until he got to the tiki.

http://www.redtongue.com/golfintro.html

[ Edited by: Unga Bunga on 2004-05-19 13:48 ]

I don't know, UB - I kinda liked the part about "Go ahead: lick the asbestos [that tastes like strawberries]. You know you want to."

On 2004-05-19 13:41, Unga Bunga wrote:
...the commentator is not nice...

http://www.redtongue.com/golfintro.html

Oh man - this one is much better than my post!

Yes, the milk is comin' out my nose...