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If this isn't the 7th Sign, What is?
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Turbogod
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05/20/2004
To me this news(?) story is certainly a sign of the coming Apocalypse. Hasselhoff Has Rapping Down To An Ice-T Rap legend Ice-T is risking his massive reputation on his latest recruit - middle-aged former beach bum David Hasselhoff.The original gangsta believes he can turn the ex-Baywatch star into hip hop's next big thing.Ice and Hasselhoff, 51, are neighbours in Los Angeles and have struck up a close friendship. The rapper - real name Tracey Morrow - told The Sun: "The man is a legend, we are going to show a whole new side of him. "He's gonna come out as Hassle the Hoff. "The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour." The Hoff meister is no stranger to the music industry having conquered Germany through his soft rock skills. And he notched up a no 35 hit in the UK with If I Could Only Say Goodbye in 1993. [ Edited by: Turbogod on 2004-05-20 12:42 ] |
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Johnny Dollar
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05/20/2004
next, KITT gets the pimp-car accessories... [ Edited by: Johnny Dollar on 2004-05-20 13:24 ] |
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Feelin Zombified
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05/20/2004
Tee hee. :) heee hee hee.. haahahahahaaa. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :lol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! :lol: aaaa haa.. ahem. I needed that. -Z |
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Tikiwahine
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05/20/2004
shudder |
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Unga Bunga
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05/20/2004
You are not going to believe this video. http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300 |
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Johnny Dollar
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05/20/2004
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Unga Bunga
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05/20/2004
And just when you thought it was safe to go back to the movies: |
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Turbogod
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05/20/2004
Oh Holy Hell. Scroll down to the 956 reviews. This immortal CD is like a musical pinch behind the balls. [ Edited by: Turbogod on 2004-05-20 14:16 ] |
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dogbytes
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05/20/2004
hmm. wonder why you had this site bookmarked.. :) its hypnotic. and thankyousoverymuch now i have that song stuck in my head. which wouldnt be so bad, if i also didnt have thise visions of Flying Hasslehoff etched in my brain too. |
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mig
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05/20/2004
Okay... yes, that video has been seen on here before, and it is AMAAAAZING!!! And as far as the Amazon reviews... do you know that I am directly connected to them? I have posted the full story here: http://www.hotshotcity.com/origins A little bit of good history for y'all. Anybody who has my email address especially should find that story to be... particularly good. mig |
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purple jade
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05/20/2004
He...bites a fish at the end? And...is that a green eggs and ham mask on his face? |
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Raffertiki
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05/20/2004
I'll get you for that. |
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johntiki
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05/21/2004
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Turbogod
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05/21/2004
Well Damn Mig. That is some full circle stuff. Those reviews have got to be some of the funniest things I have ever read off the internet. Kudos to you and "Dave". Great, now the rabbit hole just keeps getting deeper. |
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SES
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05/21/2004
LOL... re the "Hassle" Move the "H" and give me an "o" and that's more like it! :wink: |
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Tiki Diablo
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05/21/2004
Hey, I'm Trader Hasselhoff!!! WTF? |
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docwoods
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05/21/2004
He graduated from the the same high school as I did. |
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Johnny Dollar
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05/26/2004
Googlism for: david hasselhof david hasselhof is everybody happy |
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lanikai
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05/28/2004
Germany thinks!? |
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purple jade
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05/28/2004
I think many people on TC have much to owe to the way one particular German thinks. |
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Formikahini
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05/28/2004
1.) Johnny Dollar, I am scarred for life. I know, you warned me, but I was NOT prepared for that!! 2.) "Hasselhoff has expressed concern that the studios want to give the movie a lighter tone than he would like to see. "I don't want it to be a joke version like 'Starsky and Hutch," Hasselhoff told the BBC." Um, Dave-baby, then you'd probably best not make this one... 3.) Mig, that makes my day!! What an accomplishment, to have started such a major trend. And they make my stomach hurt from laughing, especially the spelling variations!!! Oh, and I forgot: 4.) I use the Gary Coleman, Kit and Hasselhoff photo (sans tha doctoring!) as an exercise in my Spanish classes. Really. I have a game in which one kid has a wierd photo and must describe (purely in Spanish, natch) what it looks like to another kid who cannot see it, but must draw it according to the description given him. They can ask all the questions they want, as long as it's all in Spanish. The best moment, each time we play, is the look on the Describer's face when I hand her the wierd photo for each new round. They gag on this one. [ Edited by: Formikahini on 2004-05-28 10:51 ] |
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Trader Woody
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05/28/2004
I apologise for the whole of the UK for this unforgivable lapse of taste. Trader Woody |
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Turbogod
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06/04/2004
All fear has been erased. It was a hoax. Mig was this you again? [ Edited by: Turbogod on 2004-06-03 17:46 ] |
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TikiGardener
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06/07/2004
It looks like David might read this newsgroup... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040607/ap_en_tv/people_hasselhoff It appears you've all driven him to drink... |
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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07/01/2006
If you live in the neighborhood of USC, you might be able to find one of these stenciled chalk-designs. If not, just click on the outline of David Hasselhoff to enlarge it, print it out, and photograph yourself with it somewhere. Sabu |
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