PARTY is on/ Directions /Invite

What is there to do between the Farm and Halloween?
We could get bored, we could lose interest, we could lose some
TIKI brain cells.
Well then it must be time for the
"JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT SUMMER WAS OVER PARTY"
October 19th
I can't promise you the "FARM"
Oh my God was that fun!
I can promise
Some food
Some drink
Some music
Some décor
and some TIKI-freaks
Some verbal masturbation
And something to do.
It will be at The baxdog and KukuiNut's house.
That is Baxter and Sara to you and me!
We are getting help from wonderful friends like
Alnshely, Bong and Company, Floratina, and Sandy and Wes from
House of Tiki.
And Chiki too!!!!!!
It will be in North Tustin where the 22 the 5 meet the 55 freeways.
18641 Oak Ridge Santa Ana, CA. 92705
For you that have http://www.mapblast.com
We will follow with more info later
E-mail me if you can come
[email protected]

From LA head south on I-5 to the 55 Freeway, head north, 2 exits to 17th get off head east (right).

From LAX head south on the 405 Freeway to the 55 Freeway, go north about 6 miles until 17th street head east (right).

From the 91, head south until 91 turns into 55, still heading south, get off at 17th street towards Tustin or east.

Heading east on 17th, go 0.9 of 1 mile to Esplanade, turn left, go to the 1st stop sign Dodge and turn right, go 3 streets on your left and turn left on Winthrope, 2 more streets on the left is 18641 Oak Ridge. There are only two houses on Oak Ridge we are on the right.
(714) 633-0990 if you get lost

Have no brakes
Cannot stop
Mahalo to you
Baxdog

[ Edited by: thebaxdog on 2002-10-02 20:40 ]

[ Edited by: thebaxdog on 2002-10-02 21:05 ]

[ Edited by: thebaxdog on 2002-10-14 07:00 ]

Yo Bax! Don't forget that you are going to get some help from Chiki too!

Bax- I'm sorry but I can't make it on the date that you've set. I'm gonna be in Nor Cal during your party. Please post pics afterwards so that I can see what I missed. Have fun!

Hey Bax!

Tina and I would love to party with you and Sarah at your awesome tiki pad! I will just be coming back into to town that day from the East Coast, so maybe later in the day if the party goes into the evening.

Thanks for the offer, I will check back on the site for the particulars. Let me know if there is anything we can bring to the partaay!

Aloha,

Arty

Late update,
We have now opened the door for kids to come also.
Drinks for children will be made 1/2 strength.
Under 10 must have permission to mix drinks.

I posted directions and changed the title.
Shameless personal party plug. (sorry)
If any of you peeps did not get a personal invite, please try to make this party.
The lights are in the trees
The TIKIs are on there knees
The drinks will be made to please
To much food to call a tease
Way more fun than ZZZZZZZ's
I forgot to hook up the trapeeze
nice pool under the breeze
Bring your wife and girlfriend (you sleeze)
Biggest party on the 7 seas
no carrots or peas
we might have a small amount of cheese
with the directions I gave, you can get here with ease

You are no longer Baxdog!

You are SuessDog! (sp?)

Will there be any Green Eggs and Spam?

No, his dog, Cole, doesn't have fleas,
He might speak French or Vietnamese,
If you are allergic, you will probably wheeze,
Please cover your mouth if you sneeze,
Dry ice may cause a brain freeze,
Hopefully the blender won't seize,
Come on, catch the tiki disease!

The party's in Tustin,
At a place that ain't no dustbin,
I'm going with my wife, cause I'm her hus-band (close),
(If you're from Arkansas, your wife could be your cousin,)

On 2002-10-15 09:02, Tiki_Bong wrote:
The party's in Tustin,
At a place that ain't no dustbin,
I'm going with my wife, cause I'm her hus-band (close),
(If you're from Arkansas, your wife could be your cousin,)

Uh-oh,
Here we go,
Yes, come along,
And hear Tiki Bong,
As he tells his jokes,
To the Tiki folks,
At the house of Baxdog,
With music, food....and grog!

Ok...I tried.

SugarCaddyDaddy

SugarCaddyDaddy,

Your best rhyming is in your name!

The Farm (i.e. me, myself and Oi) will be there with mugs galore and some new ones not yet seen in yer hands good tiki peep'l - and perhaps never to be seen again! The crazy tiki fandango'n people will be treated to the following prototypes (small lil' electric kiln prototypes) of 1 Mr. G, 2 X-Eyes, 1 Sufferin' Bastard & 1 Kalifornia Ku (never to be produced - only 2 ever made) on top of some stock stuff. There will be a couple of prototypes (ssshhh!) for a magical Kingdom, some funky lidded things and a decanter or 2, an old purple headhunter (no jokes pleez),some overstock of some customized but never bought branded mugs and a few other oddities. I'm passin' them on to Bax - you deal with it bro - me, I'll just suck 'em down from my friendly I Dream of Tiki!
Holden

[ Edited by: smogbreather on 2002-10-16 00:37 ]

Holden, are you bringing some Bash mugs? I don't need the stationery. I mean, it's lovely and all, but that mug is one of my favorites ever.

I guess I'll need to bring my checkbook!

Hey Bax, when does this thing start? And what time are you sending these pagans home? I will be in the area, I might stop in to say Greetings to Tiki Centralites, if I don't get out of "my prior engagement" to late.

Hey Floratina,
I'll bring a Bash mug or 2 - I'm diggin' up all of the old stuff. After Bax emailed me back that there are well over 50 people likely to attend, I'm going to bring about 15-20 mugs and let Bax hand them out to the collectors. I'll also bring a bunch of Dinky misprinted shots (we got an order from SDSU we printed the shots UCSD - drrr uhhh!) for the non tikiphiles. Poly Pop - don't bring your checkbook - these are freebies!

Hey, on a separate note - did you guys know that we're reproducing the Mai Kai Mystery Bowl and their Cook Islands Decanter (both are in the book). The bowl is massive!

Holden

That smogdog is the man
Bringin as many mugs as he can
but if he don't bring enough
givein them up might be tough
this silly tiki thing starts at 6
and we kick you out when you act like dicks
we should still be up at three
whatchin the the bongos 88th pee
make sure when you leave your not in the news
that stupid dumbass driver that had to much booze
I hope I have enough booze and good food
but bring your own camper if you plan to get screwed
cause kids will be here and kids will be there
they might act like us and give us a scare
if you sleep on the floor or car through the night
I'll make you green corn cakes and sausage allright
bloody marys in a Tiki mug make you feel better
try to remember how far your arm went up her sweater
I hope to see each and every one there
to party like tikis without so much a care
now it's late this 3rd grade poem I must send
cause "I'm fucking tired"

that is THE END

Now that Bax has gone to sleep,
It's time for Coconut Boy to creep,
Over his wall, and through his yard
On stealthy toes, while trying hard,
to avoid his pesky raccoon traps
While Baxy snores and Baxy naps,

Time to put back all the tikis
He borrowed sometime late last week, he's
worried that Baxdog soon will miss them,
When he makes his Friday rounds to kiss them,
As he does each Friday night like clockwork,
I've never seen anyone but Mr. Spock work
So hard to keep a sober face,
But on Friday nights, (after Will And Grace),
He takes a break, walks outside
Sees his tikis, gets misty-eyed,
And tenderly bestows his kissage
upon each primal wooden visage,
Then he goes inside and hugs,
every one of his tiki mugs.

But Sabu, he not really worried,
Because he carefully made sure he'd
Replaced each tiki that he'd stolen
With a lifesize bust of Gena Nolin
And Bax, so busy writing poems,
Could care less if they were Garden Gnomes
And while he and Bong play Dr. Suesses
Less and less cooked, Sabu's goose is,

And now the tikis, all replaced
Have left Sabu's crime quite untraced
And now with clear, and guilt-free heart he,
Looks forward to Baxdog's killer party.

A standing ovation from the crowd

Never thought a Tiki Events post could be so enjoyable. Great work, fellas!

Trader Woody

Baxdog!

We'd like to go
I'll let you know
when I fly from the East Coast.
We hope to show
to the party you'll throw
and to Tiki Central we'll toast!
If my plane's not late
we'll be there by eight,
and hopefully even by six.
Can't wait to come home
and throw "The Dog" a bone,
and maybe a couple of sticks.

Aloha,

Uncle Arty

You'll see me
and Lady V
She wants to know
'bout the trampoline

The dog ate my tibia! Yeah, that's my story and I'm stickin' to it! Can't make the party but Alnshely are stoppin' by my pad to pick up about 50+ defective Sven/Drinky mugs for the event! Have a blast!
Holden

arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!
deep breath!
arrgghhhhhhhhhhh. Blaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
arghhhhhhh! breath! blahhhhhhhhh! urrrrrrggg!
boooolahhhhhhhggggggggg!! Ohhhhhh. must better now!3-days!!! 3-days!!! Must go run now! hope you all had fun, smokin' and drinkin'!!!
another one is coming on. Argggh uuhhgerrr, blllllllaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhgerrrrrrr!! won't be long, see you all in 3 months!!!

[ Edited by: bamboo ben on 2002-10-20 07:55 ]

Bamboo!
We're having a luau on the 20th of December at Biff's Pad (with the AKU
in the front yard) come by for a blue hawaiian!
-Mbo

we'll be there cause we aint square!