Post #11204 by thebaxdog on Thu, Oct 17, 2002 12:19 AM

That smogdog is the man
Bringin as many mugs as he can
but if he don't bring enough
givein them up might be tough
this silly tiki thing starts at 6
and we kick you out when you act like dicks
we should still be up at three
whatchin the the bongos 88th pee
make sure when you leave your not in the news
that stupid dumbass driver that had to much booze
I hope I have enough booze and good food
but bring your own camper if you plan to get screwed
cause kids will be here and kids will be there
they might act like us and give us a scare
if you sleep on the floor or car through the night
I'll make you green corn cakes and sausage allright
bloody marys in a Tiki mug make you feel better
try to remember how far your arm went up her sweater
I hope to see each and every one there
to party like tikis without so much a care
now it's late this 3rd grade poem I must send
cause "I'm fucking tired"

that is THE END