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AGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

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mattfink posted on 06/28/2004
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Tiki-Toa posted on 06/28/2004

Please somebody call the Tiki Police and have this person arrested!

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Satan's Sin posted on 06/28/2004

This sort of thing gives kitsch a bad name.

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Atomicchick posted on 06/28/2004

That is a crack up! Speaking of crack, that is what it looks like the tiki was smokin'.

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Shipwreckjoey posted on 06/28/2004

I might just bid on this so (for lack of any better reason) I can say I'm the first one on my block to have one.

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MachTiki posted on 06/28/2004

On 2004-06-28 12:00, Shipwreckjoey wrote:
I might just bid on this so (for lack of any better reason) I can say I'm the first one on my block to have one.

DON'T DO IT SWJ!
All it will do is insite hordes of Parrotheads to congregate in your front yard chanting "Jimmy is God" and singing Margaritaville 87 times in a row. Neither you nor your neighbors want that!

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dogbytes posted on 06/28/2004

On 2004-06-28 12:00, Shipwreckjoey wrote:
I might just bid on this

we would mock you mercilessly.

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Unga Bunga posted on 06/28/2004

Bong,
You guys should all chip in and buy this for the upcoming Tiki Beach Burn shindig.

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Johnny Dollar posted on 06/28/2004

for target practice? :)

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net-tiki posted on 06/28/2004

That's it, I am going to have nightmares now. Thanks Macktiki.

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Unga Bunga posted on 06/28/2004

On 2004-06-28 12:56, Johnny Dollar wrote:
for target practice? :)

No, FUEL.

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naugatiki posted on 06/28/2004

I just might start a Jimmy Buffet wing in this house and put in all the low end tiki crap like Disney Tiki Mugs, mass produced poorly executed carvings from the Philippines, Native American "tikis". Then serve Mr. & Mrs. T mai tai mix with the cheap rum they sell in plastic bottles and sponge cake for puu puus.

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mattfink posted on 06/28/2004

Naugatiki:

Be sure to check out Spencer's gifts too, they have lots of heinous things that would fit in quite well in a "Buffet" style Tiki room....

Matt

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MachTiki posted on 06/28/2004

... Yes, and don't forget those adorable Parrot shaped mugs.

Plus, to really complete the look, buy one of the 1,000 "Parrothead Tiki Bar" wooden signs available on eBay. You know... the ones that use "mug" in the description in hopes that they'll catch us on a bad day.

[ Edited by: MachTiki on 2004-06-28 14:43 ]

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suburbanpagan posted on 06/29/2004

I can't think of a better topic name:
"ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!"

Poifect!
Seriously, I'm dying here! I had to see what "arrgghh" was all about and it fits perfectly!
some of his other "gems":
http://www.tikisbyruss.com/Previous.htm

[ Edited by: suburbanpagan on 2004-06-28 20:06 ]

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Turbogod posted on 06/29/2004

We were warned. It's right here on thier site.
To My ParrotHead Friends

Many of my customers are avid Jimmy Buffett fans (myself included). I have been working on a new carving of a parrot sitting on the head of a tiki. I will post the photo here when it is complete.

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MachTiki posted on 06/29/2004

"prthd6069" is currently the high bidder with $14.50. But hey, there's still two days left.
Before someone here bids on it, I recommend you change your eBay name to prthd6070. Actually, go ahead and change your TC name to that as well.

[ Edited by: MachTiki on 2004-06-29 12:38 ]

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Shipwreckjoey posted on 06/29/2004

Actually, if I ran across this at a garage sale I'd buy it for 50 cents, take it home, cut the parrot off the top, repaint it and stick it over in the corner of my lanai as background clutter. Or am I being too harsh?

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Johnny Dollar posted on 06/29/2004

(cyclical quote:" "this is an ex-parrot!!!"

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net-tiki posted on 06/29/2004

On 2004-06-29 12:19, Shipwreckjoey wrote:
Actually, if I ran across this at a garage sale I'd buy it for 50 cents, take it home, cut the parrot off the top, repaint it and stick it over in the corner of my lanai as background clutter. Or am I being too harsh?

50 cents! You better ask for some change back.

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MachTiki posted on 06/29/2004

Hey wait... I've got it.
Buy it for 50 cents. Cut off the parrot. Then sell JUST the parrot's head on ebay and make back your 50 cents.

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SeekingTiki posted on 06/29/2004

for sale wooden parrot $1 why not make .50?

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