A couple of Cannibals....

Two cannibals were feasting on a clown, when one cannibal turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Thanks, I'll be here all week!

After leaving the outhouse one cannibal turned to the other and said "That was tough. I just dumped my girlfriend."

Try the veal.

Why do cannibals prefer eating readers to writers?
Because writers cramp but readers digest.

Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law...and she still doesn't agree with me!"

A bunch of good cannibal stuff in this thread .

YoYo Island Moai say:
"When captured by cannibal, be sure to give him finger first."
:wink:

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

Cuz everyone knows they're very bitter

Like I said folks...All Week!

When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.

What did the cannibal get from the other cannibal, when he was late for dinner?

The cold shoulder.

Its almost the end of the week ladies and cannibals....

Discography of the band Cannibal Corpse:

Eaten Back To Life

1. Shredded Humans
2. Edible Autopsy
3. Put Them To Death
4. Mangled
5. Scattered Remains, Splattered Brains
6. Born In A Casket
7. Rotting Head
8. The Undead Will Feast
9. Bloody Chunks
10. A Skull Full Of Maggots
11. Buried In The Back yard

Butchered At Birth

1. Meat Hook Sodomy
2. Gutted
3. Living Dissection
4. Under The Rotting Flesh
5. Covered With Sores
6. Vomit The Soul
7. Butchered At Birth
8. Rancid Amuptation
9. Innards Decay

Tomb Of The Mutilated

1. Hammer Smashed Face
2. I Cum Blood
3. Addicted To Vaginal Skin
4. Split Wide Open
5. Necropediphile
6. The Cryptic Stench
7. Entrails Ripped From A Virgin?s Cunt
8. Post Mortal Ejaculation
9. Beyond The Cemetery

The Bleeding

1. Staring Through the Eyes Of The Dead
2. Fucked With A Knife
3. Stripped,Raped,And Strangled
4. Pulverized
5. Return To Flesh
6. The Pick-Axe Murders
7. She Was Asking For It
8. The Bleeding
9. Force Fed Broken Glass
10. An Experiment In Homicide

Vile

1. Devoured By Vermin
2. Mummified In Barbed Wire
3. Perverse Suffering
4. Disfigured
5. Bloodlands
6. Puncture Wound Massacre
7. Relentless Beating
8. Absolute Hatred
9. Eaten From Inside
10. Orgasm Through torture
11. Monolith

Bloodthirst

1. Pounded Into Dust
2. Dead Human Collection
3. Unleashing The Bloodthristy
4. The Spine Splitter
5. Ecstacy In Decay
6. Raped By The Beast
7. Coffinfeeder
8. Hacksaw Decapitation
9. Blowtorch Slaughter
10. Sickening Metamorphosis
11. Condemned To Agony

Live Cannibalism

1. Starring Through The Eyes Of The Dead
2. Blowtorch Slaughter
3. Stripped,Raped And Strangled
4. I Cum Blood
5. Covered With Sores
6. Unleashing The Bloodthirsty
7. Dead Human Collection
8. Gallery Of Suicide
9. Meat Hook Sodomy
10. Perverse Suffering
11. The Spine Splitter
12. Gutted
13. I Will Kill You
14. Disposal Of The Body
15. A Skull Full Of Maggots
16. Hammer Smashed Face

Gore Obsessed

1. Savage Butchery
2. Hatchet To The Head
3. Pit Of Zombies
4. Dormant Bodies Bursting
5. Compelled To Lacerate
6. Drowning In Viscera
7. Hung And Bled
8. Sanded Faceless
9. Mutation Of The Cadaver
10. When Death Replaces Life
11. Grotesque