Disney Acquires Santo Lucha Libre Franchise - Bilge

W WhiteDevilPress Tiki Centralite Candor-on-Asperger, Florida Joined: Mar 18, 2022 Posts: 31	W WhiteDevilPress Posted posted on Sun, Mar 20, 2022 1:21 PM Disney Entertainment has announced the acquisition of the Santo lucha libre franchise, and the rejuvenated masked wrestler will be returning to the Star Wars universe, as a black transsexual android dwarf who takes on the Empire to combat interstellar climate change. Santo, himself no stranger to alien threats, stated in a press release that he is "looking forward to serving in the capacity of a social worker, rather than an enforcer" in Disney's struggle to reconcile true evil with its concept of family-friendly entertainment. In a month when Disney has run afoul of Florida's new law prohibiting public school grooming, and had four of its employees arrested in a Florida child trafficking sting, the company is "eager to distance itself" from a growing public perception of its not-so-family-friendly political leanings. An outraged fringe group referring to themselves as "Imagineers" issued a manifesto of demands, but Floridians breathed a sigh of relief to learn they would not be moving there.
I Iolani Tiki Socialite Joined: Sep 30, 2003 Posts: 124	I Iolani Posted posted on Fri, May 6, 2022 9:48 AM BRB. Gonna send this breaking news to WDWNT.
T TIKIGIKI Tiki Socialite Australia Joined: Aug 18, 2022 Posts: 452	T TIKIGIKI Posted posted on Fri, Feb 3, 2023 6:24 PM Wait...wait! The actor is FAR too white for Disney. He'll have to be recast! Or maybe he "identifies" as "black"...yes? [ Edited by TIKIGIKI on 2023-02-03 18:25:12 ]

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WhiteDevilPress Posted posted on Sun, Mar 20, 2022 1:21 PM

Disney Entertainment has announced the acquisition of the Santo lucha libre franchise, and the rejuvenated masked wrestler will be returning to the Star Wars universe, as a black transsexual android dwarf who takes on the Empire to combat interstellar climate change.

santo and leia

Santo, himself no stranger to alien threats, stated in a press release that he is "looking forward to serving in the capacity of a social worker, rather than an enforcer" in Disney's struggle to reconcile true evil with its concept of family-friendly entertainment.

santo and alien

In a month when Disney has run afoul of Florida's new law prohibiting public school grooming, and had four of its employees arrested in a Florida child trafficking sting, the company is "eager to distance itself" from a growing public perception of its not-so-family-friendly political leanings. An outraged fringe group referring to themselves as "Imagineers" issued a manifesto of demands, but Floridians breathed a sigh of relief to learn they would not be moving there.

santo and kid

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Iolani Posted posted on Fri, May 6, 2022 9:48 AM

BRB. Gonna send this breaking news to WDWNT.

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TIKIGIKI Posted posted on Fri, Feb 3, 2023 6:24 PM

Wait...wait! The actor is FAR too white for Disney. He'll have to be recast! Or maybe he "identifies" as "black"...yes?

[ Edited by TIKIGIKI on 2023-02-03 18:25:12 ]