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WARNING: doggie porn (hot pug action)

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My apologies to those for whom the warning subject line did not suffice... I'm pretty sure this is my most crass post ever, but it simply has to be shared.

The Velours, TikiBird & UtopianDreem, and I all joined the TikiPugs and their family to celebrate the Pugs' Ten Year Anniversary (congratulations, guys!) in Las Vegas this past weekend.

While relaxing in the beautifully appointed Aloha Room (which someone, I think it was either Lady Velour or UtopianDreem, has appropriately redubbed the "Den of Sin"), we were sipping our delicious mojitos when the TikiPugs' pugs, Gossamer & Tiki, began a romantic and energetic evening with their dog furniture.

It turns out that Gossamer has a special relationship with a rather large blanket, and Tiki cannot resist the feminine wiles of his dog bed. Both of them employed a similar "scoop & push" technique to arrange their dates into position, and then, um, I don't think I need to describe the rest.

Because I have pictures!

Now that I've descended into the grimy world of pornography, I'm feeling a little dirty. I think I'll take a shower now. (A cold one!)

UJ

bad dog.. someone get the hose.

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hubbahubba humuhumu,
Chongolio

UB

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boy I wish I could translate this, but then again maybe it is funnier with out it.

Humu you so naughty! :)

I ran it through the ole' Babelfish Translator and got this in response:
"Dakel Skip from because on the Rhine loves so gladly Herrchens leg. , it stands for the Hosenbrien well, the ungezeugte Dackelbrut."

Hmmm... I think it's lost in translation.

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[ Edited by: TNTiki on 2004-11-06 15:14 ]

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LOL no it is just a pic I found on the net.

hehe, that's great Humu!

I was at a party a couple of months ago..the little dog has a thing for the cat. You tell him to "get the cat" and he chases her, humping along the way until he gets his "pussy" errr...I mean kitty. Sorry about that.

I laughed. It was funny. The cat put up with it.

WARNING! Hot Interracial Weiner-Dog Candid Spy-Cam Britney-Spears Chewing-gum Witco Eames Tiki!

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I've said this before. I'll say it again; Sick, sick people.... I love it.

And on a more serious note:

some nice Halloween costume ideas for the Tiki Pugs' pugs.

TB

"Cats and dogs, living together....MASS HYSTERIA"!

Sabu, that's exactly what I witnessed.

Funny, my dog and one of my cats are best buddies...good thing they're both female!

UJ

On 2004-09-07 12:55, Tiki Bird wrote:
"Cats and dogs, living together....MASS HYSTERIA"!

heh heh Ghostbusters

(I admit it - I've been sucked into the Vortex of Canine Porn)

In case you're looking to buy a new house... Take a good look at the 3rd photo on this page:

http://www.btinternet.com/~crillboy/property_morephotos.cfm.htm

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OMG Formikahini. How the hell did you spot that? That's hilarious.

Alas, I can take no credit; it was sent to me on a humor list from friends out in the Bay area.

I just have to wonder if it's real, ya know? It's just so damn good, especially with the sweet faces of the realtors.

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PUGnography!

What are those dogs drinking?

There goes my household campaign to get a pug! I had picked the name "Snortin' Norton", but maybe "Englebert Humperdink" would be more appropriate.

In any case, that's not as bad to witness as my cat that would "scoot" only when company showed up. "Scooting" being the time-honored motion of the animal sledding on it's butt across the living room rug, propelled only by it's front legs,(with surprising speed) while the back legs are stuck straight ahead, toes pointed defiantly.

Hard to convince visitors that the pet only does this when there's company...oh the shame!

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TNTiki posted on Tue, Sep 7, 2004 7:18 PM

[ Edited by: TNTiki on 2004-11-06 15:15 ]

*On 2004-09-07 19:18, TNTiki wrote:*Someone else had that picture a couple of weeks ago and within a few hours it had been airbrushed.
TNTiki - so it really WAS real (the real estate photo)? I love it!

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On 2004-09-07 22:16, Formikahini wrote:
TNTiki - so it really WAS real (the real estate photo)? I love it!

Here's another animal cartoon that's so true.

Even Unga would have to agree with those sentiments.

Sabu

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Hey ZebraTiki,
Funny you should mention the name "Englebert Humperdink"...Humperdink is the nickname my wife and I gave our little dachshund/terrier mix's favorite "playmate". It's a beanbag floppy plush Teddy bear that she likes to wrap her little paws around and...well, you get the picture. She even puts the bears head right side up, next to hers when she's...well, you know. Funny as heck. And she's inspired at the most inopportune moments too!

TikiTimbo

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Ha! That poor little toy bear, it's innocence besmirched in sneak attacks by a dachs-terrier.. or is it a terrier-uhund?
:lol:

I know, poor bear! Plus she's nearly pulled all of the stuffing out of his head...through his cheek! I think she's more of a "terrier-uhund", she has more of a terrier personality (spunky)!

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