Halloween Jokes to tell

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

I hate canned humor, but here goes:

A husband and wife were planning to go to a Halloween costume party. But on the night of the party the wife tells her husband to put on his bear costume and go by himself as she doesn't fell much like going after all.

Later on that evening, the wife starts getting suspicious and begins wondering what her husband may be up to at the party, so she puts together a new costume and heads over to the party to see what's up.

She peers through the window and sure enough sees the bear taking to all the women and playing a bit of grab ass and hanky panky.

So she enters the party (in costume) and starts coming on to Mr. Bear. She takes him in to a dark bedroom for a little romp action. After which she takes off back home before her husband returns.

As soon as he returns home she asks "well, how was the party". Her husband says "I decided to go play poker with my buds, so I let me dad use my costume. He said he had a great time!".