funny news articles

Dallas just elected their first Hispanic, Lesbian, sherriff.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20041103/us_nm/election_dallas_dc_1

It's about time. I guess, I don't know...

Hey if they get one more we could get some hot hispanic girl on girl good cop bad cop kind of action going.

Oh yeah, thats what I'm talking about!

I remember about '81 when a horrible storm hit Florida, Cuba and Dominica. There were horrible photos of fat men in sun hats dragging the remains of razor thin drowned bodies that washed ashore...Big Photos and lots of them....some were close enough to add copy that made it appear as though the people hauling off the bodies had got them on sale at Buffums, or Bullocks.

Oh...

I dunno, but this is frikkin hilarious.

I wonder if he had one of those Creationist
Grand Canyon books in his back pocket?

If ever there was an example of nature weeding out the stupid, this one would be it. If only they hadn't fed the lions...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20041103/od_nm/odd_taiwan_lion_dc

TG,
Classic! I certainly wouldn't have expected a fundamentalist to say "Come bite me!" :)

Good for the new sheriff in town!As for the man trying to convert the king of beasts saying "Jesus will save you!"-apparently,he was lion.