Just takin' a little break...

Whew! Man, I've been studying and studying to take this lame ass entrance test tomorrow in order to get a teaching credential.

Oddly enough, it's only stuff you need to know in order to finish elementary school. (Guess I should've spent less time trying to look up Susan Spencers skirt back then.)

My brain is so full of useless information that I'm not drinking tonight just in case it might have torched the brain cell that had an answer I'll need tommorow in it.

I just now finished reading about Napoleon Bonapart and how he instituted the Colonic Code down there in France.

The best thing for a colonic code is to have several warm water enemas in quick succession. Works better with Vicks.

Trustar

You know Susan Spencer too?

I happen to be wearing Susan Spencers dress right now.
With friends like you who needs an enema.
My big joke in fourth grade was,
Did you know that Napoleon died when he blew his Bone-a-part
Wahha Wahha heh heh heh

Where does Ivan the Terrible come into the scene???

On 2004-11-05 19:32, RevBambooBen wrote:
Where does Ivan the Terrible come into the scene???

Before he was terrible, he was great...

[ Edited by: TNTiki on 2004-11-06 15:35 ]

Bong-

Screw teaching History.

Teach, Anger Managment!!

On 2004-11-05 19:28, thebaxdog wrote:
Did you know that Napoleon died when he blew his Bone-a-part

I thought that was Elvis. And how can you have an enema without the vodka?

You can't teach anger management.....you smoke it.