The Twelve Days of Tiki Christmas

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K KuKuAhu Member Kahiki, Ohio Joined: Dec 23, 2002 Posts: 567	K KuKuAhu Posted posted on Tue, Dec 7, 2004 2:27 PM Just thought we might have some corny Xmas laughs by collectively putting together a 12 Days of Xmas with a Tiki Central spin. I'll start it, and then each person can add the following days until we get a complete twelve day song/wishlist. Your contribution should at least ryhme enough with the original song as to make it recognizable. Otherwise, anything goes. Just add your contribution onto the song when you post it so that each post contains the latest version. When we get to the end, the last poster will put up the whole thing. Oh, and whoever gets day five should really consider something spectacular for the gift as that is the big bridge kind of part. Savvy? Okay, here goes: "On the first day of Tiki Christmas my true love sent to me... A drink menu signed by Don Beach."
C cynfulcynner Member Ocean Beach, San Francisco Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 1799	C cynfulcynner Posted posted on Tue, Dec 7, 2004 2:33 PM On 2004-12-07 14:27, Ku Ku Ahu wrote: Okay, here goes: "On the first day of Tiki Christmas my true love sent to me... A drink menu signed by Don Beach." Two Kahiki Mugs.
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Tue, Dec 7, 2004 2:44 PM On the third day of Tikimas my true love sent to me... Three Tikis Frenching! [ Edited by: Unga Bunga on 2004-12-07 15:08 ]
F freddiefreelance Member San Diego, Ca. Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Posts: 3006	F freddiefreelance Posted posted on Tue, Dec 7, 2004 3:16 PM On the fourth day of Tikimas my true love gave to me: 4 Honu Lagers.
GT Geeky Tiki Member Las vegas Joined: Oct 15, 2002 Posts: 533	GT Geeky Tiki Posted posted on Tue, Dec 7, 2004 3:17 PM Four crawling drunkards Edit: Oops, to late, I'll head over to another day. [ Edited by: Geeky Tiki on 2004-12-07 15:18 ] [ Edited by: Geeky Tiki on 2004-12-07 15:19 ]
T Tikiwahine Tiki Socialite Victoria, BC Joined: Apr 09, 2003 Posts: 3295	T Tikiwahine Posted posted on Tue, Dec 7, 2004 3:24 PM 5 witco stools!
GT Geeky Tiki Member Las vegas Joined: Oct 15, 2002 Posts: 533	GT Geeky Tiki Posted posted on Tue, Dec 7, 2004 3:32 PM Six wahines lei-ing
T Tikiwahine Tiki Socialite Victoria, BC Joined: Apr 09, 2003 Posts: 3295	T Tikiwahine Posted posted on Tue, Dec 7, 2004 3:37 PM seven carvers carving
M martiki Official Mixologist http://www.smugglerscovesf.com Joined: Mar 29, 2002 Posts: 3059	M martiki Posted posted on Tue, Dec 7, 2004 3:51 PM Eight uke's a-strummin'
R Raffertiki Member L.I. Joined: Oct 31, 2003 Posts: 1527	R Raffertiki Posted posted on Tue, Dec 7, 2004 4:21 PM ...nine roasting pigs...
RB Rum Balls Tiki Socialite Da Big Island Joined: Oct 04, 2004 Posts: 910	RB Rum Balls Posted posted on Tue, Dec 7, 2004 4:24 PM :music: "Ten...fifths of rum!" :music:
J johntiki Member MD Joined: Mar 31, 2002 Posts: 1528	J johntiki Posted posted on Tue, Dec 7, 2004 4:44 PM "Eleven, Poly-popsters Posting..."
T Tikiwahine Tiki Socialite Victoria, BC Joined: Apr 09, 2003 Posts: 3295	T Tikiwahine Posted posted on Tue, Dec 7, 2004 5:22 PM Twelve Tiki Bars.... ...and I think we need to re-name it "Tikimas"
K KuKuAhu Member Kahiki, Ohio Joined: Dec 23, 2002 Posts: 567	K KuKuAhu Posted posted on Tue, Dec 7, 2004 5:41 PM Excellent, nice work! A truly tiki Xmas carol indeed. What a luau it would be! Ku bless us every one... Anyway, here it is in it's entirety: "On the twelfth day of Tikimas my true love gave to me... Twelve Tiki Bars... Eleven Poly-popsters posting... Ten fifths of rum Nine roasting pigs... Eight uke's a-strummin'... Seven carvers carving... Six wahines lei-ing... Five Witco stools! Four Honu Lagers... Three Tikis frenching... Two Kahiki Mugs... And a drink menu signed by Don Beach" Heh, heh, heh! Oops, I mean ho, ho, ho! Don Ho that is. Cheers! Ahu
R Raffertiki Member L.I. Joined: Oct 31, 2003 Posts: 1527	R Raffertiki Posted posted on Tue, Dec 7, 2004 6:22 PM Don Ho ho ho, and to all a tikified good night.
C christiki295 Member LA-2547 mls east Hawaii &5500 Easter Is Joined: Apr 09, 2003 Posts: 3837	C christiki295 Posted posted on Wed, Dec 15, 2004 7:27 PM Way to bring the yuletide tiki spirit!
M MaiTaiMafia-Old Member Kapolei, HI Joined: Dec 03, 2004 Posts: 84	M MaiTaiMafia-Old Posted posted on Mon, Dec 20, 2004 11:19 PM Excellent job, all of you! Finally, I feel the true spirit of the season.... (Okay I've had a little help from my liquid friend here)
T Tikilicious Member NYC Joined: Jun 11, 2004 Posts: 179	T Tikilicious Posted posted on Tue, Dec 21, 2004 7:19 AM LOL! Hey! That was great! Thanks for the yultide joy! :D Lenore
T tikifish Member Toronto,Canada Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2720	T tikifish Posted posted on Tue, Dec 21, 2004 9:23 AM On the first day of Tiki Christmas my true love sent to me, Sabu the Coconut Boy. On the second day of Tiki Christmas my true love sent to me, 2 fez clad monkeys, and a Sabu the Coconut Boy. On the third day of Tiki Christmas my true love sent to me, 3 TIki Bobs, 2 fez clad monkeys, and a Sabu the Coconut Boy. On the fourth day of Tiki Christmas my true love sent to me, 4 Books of Tikis, 3 Tiki Bobs, 2 fez clad monkeys, and a Sabu the Coconut Boy. On the fifth day of Tiki Christmas my true love sent to me, fiiiiive broken mugs! 4 Books of Tikis, 3 Tiki Bobs, 2 fez clad monkeys, and a Sabu the Coconut Boy. On the sixth day of Tiki Christmas my true love sent to me, six Bongs a-typing, fiiiiive broken mugs! 4 Books of Tikis, 3 Tiki Bobs, 2 fez clad monkeys, and a Sabu the Coconut Boy. On the seventh day of Tiki Christmas my true love sent to me, seven Vintage menus, six Bongs a-typing, fiiiiive broken mugs! 4 Books of Tikis, 3 Tiki Bobs, 2 fez clad monkeys, and a Sabu the Coconut Boy. On the eighth day of Tiki Christmas my true love sent to me, eight hula nodders, seven Vintage menus, six Bongs a-typing, fiiiiive broken mugs! 4 Books of Tikis, 3 Tiki Bobs, 2 fez clad monkeys, and a Sabu the Coconut Boy. On the ninth day of Tiki Christmas my true love sent to me, nine bamboo t-shirts, eight hula nodders, seven Vintage menus, six Bongs a-typing, fiiiiive broken mugs! 4 Books of Tikis, 3 Tiki Bobs, 2 fez clad monkeys, and a Sabu the Coconut Boy. On the tenth day of Tiki Christmas my true love sent to me, ten Vitco carvinks, nine bamboo t-shirts, eight hula nodders, seven Vintage menus, six Bongs a-typing, fiiiiive broken mugs! 4 Books of Tikis, 3 Tiki Bobs, 2 fez clad monkeys, and a Sabu the Coconut Boy. On the eleventh day of Tiki Christmas my true love sent to me, eleven bongo drummers, ten Vitco carvinks, nine bamboo t-shirts, eight hula nodders, seven Vintage menus, six Bongs a-typing, fiiiiive broken mugs! 4 Books of Tikis, 3 Tiki Bobs, 2 fez clad monkeys, and a Sabu the Coconut Boy. On the twelfth day of Tiki Christmas my true love sent to me, twelve flaming cocktails, eleven bongo drummers, ten Vitco carvinks, nine bamboo t-shirts, eight hula nodders, seven Vintage menus, six Bongs a-typing, fiiiiive broken mugs! 4 Books of Tikis, 3 Tiki Bobs, 2 fez clad monkeys, and a Saaaaaaabu the Coco-nut Booooooy! [ Edited by: tikifish on 2004-12-21 09:24 ]
STCB Sabu The Coconut Boy Tiki Socialite Carson, California Joined: Aug 20, 2002 Posts: 2807	STCB Sabu The Coconut Boy Posted posted on Tue, Dec 21, 2004 10:45 AM On 2004-12-21 09:23, tikifish wrote: On the first day of Tiki Christmas my true love sent to me, Sabu the Coconut Boy. A little Sabu goes a long way. That's why you can now buy Sabu The Coconut Boy Gift Certificates in denominations of $20. Merry Christmas!
PJ purple jade Member New Orleans Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Posts: 1450	PJ purple jade Posted posted on Tue, Dec 21, 2004 11:19 AM I got the Sabu sampler, six luscious flavors: Coconut-chocolate Coconut-banana Coconut-pineapple Coconut-guava Coconut-macadamia and Coconut-mango (this one smells funny...)

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