New Geographic Designation

OooooooH, Don't be calling the Central Valley the Central Valley anymore. Nor shall you call it The San Juoaquin Valley (however you spell it). Our new name, which will bring lotsa money and edookated peoples will now and forever be called.............................................................................................................................................The Inland Bay area. Ooooooh. This, by a group that wants to build homes out here. We don't want more homes, we want edookated peoples. No meth labs, no tweakers. More jobs, high tech industry, and the bullet train. Bring it on, bring it on.

I'd like to order some jumbo shrimp from the Inland Bay Area.

"Inland Bay"...Is that oxymoronic or just plain moronic?