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Battle my Monkey!

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Baby Stitch is a Garlic-Eating Pirate Monkey with a Battle Rating of 9.8.

Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey.
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey?def=Baby+Stitch


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Tikibelle

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[ Edited by: Tikibelle on 2005-02-14 01:15 ]

That's one hard monkey to beat.

This is the best I could do against baby stitch...somewhat ironic, innit?
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?att=ass+muncher&def=Baby+Stitch

And this is so sad but so funny...
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?att=tangaroa&def=Baby+Stitch

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?att=banana+hammock&def=Baby+Stitch

'K, I'm done. Baby Stitch cheats.

[ Edited by: purple jade on 2005-02-14 10:23 ]

NitEvil-La beats Baby Stitch! Eating brains must help.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?att=NitEvil-La&def=Baby+Stitch

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Doofus Beats all! 10.0

Caution....excessive monkey handling can lead to ueven muscle tone!

don't let this happen to you!

B

And as far as Giant Battle Monster,
BadMojo is a Giant Ape that eats Trees, and is Covered in Spines, Covered in Bumps and Nodules and Blind. Hmmmmm....

Covered in bumps and NUBBINS??????

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Yea... that was fun.
"Basher the Lemon-Eating Cowboy Monkey" didn't win one stinking fight. Think I'll try it some more.

giant battle monsters says: rodeo is a Giant Ape that has a Massively Swollen Skull, Bulletproof Skin and four Extra Limbs, can Generate Electricity, and lives in the tunnels of the London Underground

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hewey posted on Wed, Feb 16, 2005 4:30 PM

Well, I am a bone-eating pyscho monkey, and I cant beat the little bugger...

Must have been his damn garlic-injected monkey breath

If you name your monkey Trader Vic, you get a Fruit-Eating Love Monkey.

I hope I have the occasion to call someone a Pie-Eating Zombie Monkey one of these days.

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