Monster House - Tiki for sale on eBay

If someone did that to my fireplace and called it Tiki...I would want to sell it too...:)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=12605&item=4372012475&rd=1

May they can get "Extreme Home Makeover" to tear the thing down and start over...