Learn to play the Hawaiian Steel Guitar, ask me how!

If you've always said "gee, I'd like to learn how to play the Hawaiian steel guitar, so I could be a chick/dude magnet", here's your chance!

Tiki Bong, as in * the * Tiki Bong is offering to teach you, yes you, how to play the Hawaiian Steel Guitar.

If you're in the LA/OC/Inland Empire area and would like to take lessons, PM me for more details.

Bong, if you could teach such a sorry one as ME how to play, it would truly be proof of your divinity.
Because I've never EVER been able to play music on anything more sophisticated than a kazoo...

P.S. Are chick/dudes transvestites? Didn't know they were so big on steel guitar.

Hey PJ,

I have a special mail order steel guitar course if'n you're interested.

(Chick/Dudes are really useful during that time of the month, if you know what I mean, wink, wink, nod, nod, nudge, nudge, grab your ankles, crap you ankles)