I think I invented (another) new tropical drink (?)

But you tell me: THE COCONUT COOLER!
It goes something like this: In a tiki mug filled with ice, fill 3/4 with Cactus Cooler soda (don't look at the cactus pictured on the can), fill the rest of the mug with coconut rum...VIOLA! I give you the COCONUT COOLER...D-LISH! You can also add a "jigger" (I don't know what a "jigger" is, but I like saying it)of maraschino cherry juice and call it a FIZZY MAI-TAI!!! Am I a genius or a knucklehead? Please don't answer until you taste this crap.

1 jigger = 3 tablespoons = 1 1/2 ounces = 45 ml
maybe a little much?

1 Jigger=1.5 Ounce USA =1.56 Ounce UK =4.44 centiliters
A good double headed Jigger (bar tool) can be found online or any bar supply store.

Hope that helps.