Camel Toads

Camel toads? That's too funny.

I think she is mistaken in her definition, aren't there both male and female versions of this phenomenon? http://ctoe.bolt.com/

With all due respect to our Vice P...

[ Edited by: DawnTiki 2005-10-13 10:08 ]

I think that the retarded lady should go tell the boys parents!! Duh, I think your son is getting high on camel toads. That article is hilarious!!!

[ Edited by: The Sperm Whale 2005-10-13 10:15 ]

Toad licking is also known as "Lillipadding, frenching the prince, and doing Kermit."

Just happened to find a letter while "cleaning" the room? Suuuuuurrrre....

Has anyone seen the documentary, Cane Toads? I think that's where the whole toad licking thing came from... Side note, I just saw "Serial Mom" again the other day, I forgot the band in the film was called "Camel Lips" and were played by the band L7. The costumes had padding in the crotch to exaggerate the "camel". Funny stuff.

I think the lady was right on target, her Godson is looking to lick some Camel Toads.

To answer the second question listed above, Bing Crosby had 6 sons & 1 daughter.

I have also heard CamelToes called "Smuggling a Duncan" (as in a yo-yo)...
There is a visual for 'ya...

On 2005-10-13 10:02, DawnTiki wrote:
aren't there both male and female versions of this phenomenon?

Eeeeeuw! That's the most disgusting thing I've seen all day!

Camel Toad reminds me of the hoax camel spiders

I remember findng a note in my brother's room saying he was going out looking for "moose knuckles".

I think the Camel stops here?
read my lips

And don't foreget this awesome song! I have the MP# if you need to hear it desperately!

Artist: Fanny Pack
Song: Camel Toe

Lyrics:

walking down the street
something caught my eye
a growing epidemic that really ain't fly
a middle aged lady
i gotta be blunt
her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front

I could see her uterus her pants were too tight
She must've owned panties that were not in sight
She walked right by the poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie. a Camel Toe

[Chorus]
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe

girl thats gotta hurt
take some time and adjust can't you see people staring
and making a fuss
could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance
is your crotch hungry girl
cause its eating your pants
do you enjoy the comotion and attention it brings
the only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing
in public putting on an x rated show grossin people out
with your Camel Toe

[Repeat Chorus]

first day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress
a little quick to wearin
wearin pum pum shorts
and its causin me much distress
whoomp there it is
yeha right in the front
everybody come and get a good look
i can see everything through the panty cling every cranny
and every nook
you better take a quick minute
before you step outside
and check the area thats pubic
or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up
like rubic
take these words of advice
cause its not very nice
i wanna put you al in the know
girls don't sleep
don't let your pants creep
watch out for
The Camel Toe

Cougar! Bwahahahahaaa!