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Worst band names

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T tikitortured Member Huntington Beach Ca. Joined: Apr 08, 2004 Posts: 332	T tikitortured Posted posted on Mon, Oct 24, 2005 8:04 PM Goo Goo Dolls (baby want a ba ba?) The Band (you pretty much just gave up didn't you) Wang Chung (an hour later I still don't want to hear them) Yeah Yeah Yeah's (Uh...NO) The The (Oooh clever, get it?) Kajagoogoo (baby want a binky?) Def Leppard (just like Led Zeppelin, except we suck)
T tikivixen Tiki Socialite Vallejo CA Joined: Aug 28, 2002 Posts: 726	T tikivixen Posted posted on Mon, Oct 24, 2005 8:12 PM Tears for Fears...oh, SO precious. And we're real clever, we can think of a rhyme! yuk.
G Gigantalope Member Shinola, California Joined: Aug 01, 2004 Posts: 913	G Gigantalope Posted posted on Mon, Oct 24, 2005 8:48 PM Beatles is pretty hoakey
D donhonyc Tiki Socialite The Quiet EAST Village Joined: Jan 13, 2003 Posts: 1197	D donhonyc Posted posted on Mon, Oct 24, 2005 9:35 PM U2. Sheesh..yeah they'll really get far with a name like that. Good-luck!
P pappythesailor Member Mass. Joined: Jul 07, 2005 Posts: 1566	P pappythesailor Posted posted on Tue, Oct 25, 2005 9:10 AM He's not really a band but I always thought musician/composer Dick Hyman had the worst show business name ever.
MT Mai Tai Tiki Socialite Exotic Isle of Alameda Joined: Mar 21, 2004 Posts: 1438	MT Mai Tai Posted posted on Tue, Oct 25, 2005 10:47 AM Fudge Tunnel. 'nuff said.
MT Mai Tai Tiki Socialite Exotic Isle of Alameda Joined: Mar 21, 2004 Posts: 1438	MT Mai Tai Posted posted on Tue, Oct 25, 2005 10:50 AM Or any number of 1980's hair metal and death metal bands. Helloween, Mercyful Fate, etc.
IZ I, Zombie Member the Les Baxter Grotto (Minneapolis) Joined: Jul 14, 2003 Posts: 539	IZ I, Zombie Posted posted on Tue, Oct 25, 2005 10:50 AM Hey Pappy, Some of his LP titles didn't help either! Organ Antics of Dick Hyman Dick Hyman: The Man From O.R.G.A.N
KBT3 King Bushwich the 33rd Tiki Socialite Ling Cod Beach, CA 90808 Joined: Jan 10, 2005 Posts: 1737	KBT3 King Bushwich the 33rd Posted posted on Tue, Oct 25, 2005 11:35 AM Then there are some band names that would take on new meaning because of events that followed years after the particular band formed. Gerry and the Pacemakers Anthrax Katrina and the Waves
T thejab Grand Member (1 year) Tradewinds Apartments, Alameda, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2992	T thejab Posted posted on Tue, Oct 25, 2005 12:03 PM I hate band names that use alternate spellings or abbreviations to look clever: Stryper Inxs XTC, but at least they didn't suck You get the idea. Even the Beatles would fit in this category so I'll agree with Gegantalope!
JD Johnny Dollar Tiki Socialite Flyover, Missourah Joined: Oct 01, 2003 Posts: 3159	JD Johnny Dollar Posted posted on Tue, Oct 25, 2005 12:26 PM colostomy grab bag
T tikitortured Member Huntington Beach Ca. Joined: Apr 08, 2004 Posts: 332	T tikitortured Posted posted on Tue, Oct 25, 2005 3:54 PM Yeah, you're right Mai Tai, I forgot about Fudge Tunnel. That's a bad, bad name. What about Mustard Plug? What the hell is that? Gross! I always hated John Cougar Mellencamp. One of the best "take-offs" of a band or artist is John Cougar Concentration Camp. That's good stuff.
T tikifish Member Toronto,Canada Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2720	T tikifish Posted posted on Tue, Oct 25, 2005 4:00 PM Glass Tiger!
T tikitortured Member Huntington Beach Ca. Joined: Apr 08, 2004 Posts: 332	T tikitortured Posted posted on Tue, Oct 25, 2005 6:53 PM Mind Over Four = Lame.
A alohabros Member westernus Joined: Feb 04, 2004 Posts: 533	A alohabros Posted posted on Tue, Oct 25, 2005 9:05 PM On 2005-10-25 18:53, tikitortured wrote: Mind Over Four = Lame. ... yeah, but what's in a name...
G Gigantalope Member Shinola, California Joined: Aug 01, 2004 Posts: 913	G Gigantalope Posted posted on Tue, Oct 25, 2005 10:47 PM Both the Bleu Chunks and the Durocs were names I hated because they were so stupid, but I ended up sort of enjoying when I got over the bad Pun. (A Duroc is a large brick colored breed of pig)
T tikitortured Member Huntington Beach Ca. Joined: Apr 08, 2004 Posts: 332	T tikitortured Posted posted on Tue, Oct 25, 2005 11:03 PM OH, how could I forget 'The String Cheese incident' Whatever the 'incident' was, I hope it was more exciting than their music.
MT Mai Tai Tiki Socialite Exotic Isle of Alameda Joined: Mar 21, 2004 Posts: 1438	MT Mai Tai Posted posted on Wed, Oct 26, 2005 10:35 AM Here's a bad album title - Gang Green's "Older, Budweiser." Combining that title with their name makes for ick.
S stuff-o-rama Tiki Socialite Central Coast of California Joined: Nov 20, 2003 Posts: 757	S stuff-o-rama Posted posted on Thu, Oct 27, 2005 1:37 AM I don't know why, but the three word band trend drives me nuts My Chemical Romance My Morning Jacket Big Drill Car Death Cab for Cutie (ok, that's 4) I haven't heard these bands because I can't get past the names...
JD Johnny Dollar Tiki Socialite Flyover, Missourah Joined: Oct 01, 2003 Posts: 3159	JD Johnny Dollar Posted posted on Thu, Oct 27, 2005 5:34 AM "hall and oates..." wtf? a large gathering space and a pile of grain? i just don't get it, that's too confusing...
CM Cool Manchu Member PDX Joined: Aug 03, 2003 Posts: 564	CM Cool Manchu Posted posted on Thu, Oct 27, 2005 9:28 AM I always thought that the Actionslacks was a pretty lame name. Great band, bad name. :)
T tikitortured Member Huntington Beach Ca. Joined: Apr 08, 2004 Posts: 332	T tikitortured Posted posted on Fri, Oct 28, 2005 4:33 PM Lynrd Skynrd = Laym
A alohabros Member westernus Joined: Feb 04, 2004 Posts: 533	A alohabros Posted posted on Fri, Oct 28, 2005 5:03 PM ... the bravery... ... elsie & the three baboons... ... the cowsills... ... tom tom club... ... haircut 100... ... 10,000 maniacs...
S Shipwreckjoey Member San Diego, CA Joined: Nov 29, 2002 Posts: 1794	S Shipwreckjoey Posted posted on Fri, Oct 28, 2005 7:08 PM B.R.M.C. - anybody can name their band after a fictional motorcycle club from a 1950's Brando movie. If you guys REALLY wanna impress me call your band The Hells Angels. Death Cab For Cutie - probably copped this name from the Beatles' "Magical Mystery Tour" movie. If asked to name the Bonzo Dog Band album this song appeared on I'm sure the silence would be deafening. Flock of Seagulls - this band took off like a herd o' birds. [ Edited by: Shipwreckjoey 2005-10-28 22:40 ]
F foamy Tiki Socialite The Land of Pleasant Living Joined: Jun 15, 2004 Posts: 597	F foamy Posted posted on Sat, Oct 29, 2005 7:13 AM Captain Beyond. Stupid name, great band. At least the first two albums.
T tikitortured Member Huntington Beach Ca. Joined: Apr 08, 2004 Posts: 332	T tikitortured Posted posted on Thu, Nov 3, 2005 10:11 PM The Dave Mathews Band - It don't get worse than that!
CM Cool Manchu Member PDX Joined: Aug 03, 2003 Posts: 564	CM Cool Manchu Posted posted on Fri, Nov 4, 2005 9:31 AM Captian Beefheart always bothered me. Maybe its because I am not English...
C Chongolio Member The Coast of Kauai Joined: Oct 02, 2002 Posts: 2765	C Chongolio Posted posted on Tue, Nov 8, 2005 2:06 PM Leftover Salmon stinks
T tikifish Member Toronto,Canada Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2720	T tikifish Posted posted on Tue, Nov 8, 2005 2:11 PM I agree, the 'Beatles' is totally lame.
M MachTiki Tiki Socialite San Diego, CA Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Posts: 1369	M MachTiki Posted posted on Wed, Nov 9, 2005 6:32 AM "And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead". Geezuz, it takes a week just to say their name. Kinda makes "INXS" & "U2" look pretty good. At lease there's time to say their name before you go to bed. And how do they shorten that? "I know", says the pretentious singer who's annoyed that we all don't think he's clever, "let's go by AYWKUBTTOD! That's much shorter and easier to remember".
F freddiefreelance Member San Diego, Ca. Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Posts: 3006	F freddiefreelance Posted posted on Wed, Nov 9, 2005 8:23 AM On 2005-11-04 09:31, Cool Manchu wrote: Captian Beefheart always bothered me. Maybe its because I am not English... It's even worse if you know how he got the name: His grandfather used to hit on Don van Vliet's old girlfriends by leaving the bathroom door open while he peed while muttering "So large, like a fine Beefheart..."

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