Pimp my Segway!

When pimping your ride just isn't enough:

http://segwayjunkyard.com/customs.htm

That chrome (or SST) diamond plate really makes the ride. I woulda put some different wheels on the trailer. All it needs now is an ashtray and a big-ass sound system.

I want one that resembles a pirate ship.
Reminds me of GOB on Arrested Development.