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Do I get a medal or a punch in the face?

Trader Woody

Both!

Damn, you guys talk too much...

So is that the record? Is there a list of the top ten posters?

1 Tiki_Bong Huntington Beach, CA Mar 25, 2002 508
2 Trader Woody Oxford, UK Mar 25, 2002 504
3 tikifish Toronto,Canada Mar 25, 2002 494
4 bigbrotiki Mar 25, 2002 480
5 PolynesianPop Island 909 Mar 25, 2002 412
6 bamboo ben Tiki Jun 02, 2002 354
7 midnite_tiki Curvy Lombard St Mar 25, 2002 344
8 Swanky TN Apr 03, 2002 339
9 thejab Oakland, CA Mar 25, 2002 316
10 hanford_lemoore Mountain View, CA Mar 23, 2002 312
It's Woody in the lead, no here comes Bong on the outside, heeeeere comes Tikifish right up the middle. There's toiletpaper coming from behind, and there is birdpoop on the rail.

OH my golly gosh
Do you people realize we have 9 and 1/2 pages
of people who have posted less than ten times
We have 4 and 1/2 pages of people that joined and never posted ANYTHING
WHAT are you doing out there?
Stop your loitering and get on the keyboard.
Don't be scared, they are only words.
Sticks and stones you know.
Pip pip and all that.
NOW STOP WATCHING AND TYPE SOMETHING.

They must be on webTV and wondering when the next show is coming on!

502!!!!!

I either need another hobby, or I genuinely like you guys.

Both!

My gawd, I've often felt like I was hogging these boards. Now that I've seen the totals above, I feel like a rather shy and retiring fellow.
Perhaps the wastrels that ain't posted took berth here only so's they could draw from our grog ration. And not being accustumed to the spirits in these latitudes, most likely became drunk and fell through the scuppers.