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HH

ok now i've seen it all...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3300248427

wish they'd at least show us the cove (blurr out the naughty bits)


[ Edited by: hula hula on 2002-12-14 21:09 ]

Hmmmm....I think I'd prefer the mystery girl.

T

Someone should order that! Strictly for research purposes, of course.

D

This came up earlier...watch out, some kinda sumthin goin on in these photos

http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=1085&forum=5

[ Edited by: DawnTiki on 2002-12-14 21:34 ]

Me and the missus were at a newsstand with a naughty section in Sylva, North Carolina once and we saw an oriental-themed flick for sale called "Moo-Shoo Poke" :)

someone bid on it and got it well at least we know that someone likes it !

I'll drink a cola to that!!!

.............

H

Did you have a looong, looonely night, SlovakTiki?

On 2003-01-06 09:40, Humuhumu wrote:
Did you have a looong, looonely night, SlovakTiki?

Ha ha HahhHar! I was feeling rather squirlly this morning.

Entering the title of the DVD into Google I was able to locate several distributors for this, I'm sure, lovely and artistic motion picture. Sadly... No Tikis in the cover art.

There is a porn film I saw called "Pet of the Month". It was from the mid-70's. In one scene the main characters are shown checking out Trader Vic's, Don the Beachcomer, the Luau, and the Seven Seas, respectively, in Waikiki.

Wow! So... Was this, actually, a Porn Film? Or one of those silly Playboy Films where the girls walk around trying to act like normal human beings with brains and all, and then going home and posing in their lingerie as the "ready themselves for their baths?"

Wow! So... Was this, actually, a Porn Film? Or one of those silly Playboy Films where the girls walk around trying to act like normal human beings with brains and all, and then going home and posing in their lingerie as the "ready themselves for their baths?"

Ha ha.That was an amusing post. No, this was actually a hardcore porn flick. The scene was fairly brief. It showed the guy and girl walking in Waikiki and the camera panned to the signs for those restaurants. It showed them checking them out very briefly.

[ Edited by: SlovakTiki on 2003-01-12 19:09 ]

Heh heh,

It says "Tiki Tenders", but it's got nekkid ladies on the cover. That's nasty.

http://store.xmeg.com/detail/?pid=38422&aff=1000
(4 Hrs of Erotic Island Action)

Sabu

The video cover shows 3 women and 1 man - Everyman's fantasy - "let me see if I can disappoint 3 women instead of just 1"

I was tied down and forced to watch a tasteful little flick called 'Hawaiian Exctasy' recently, and it features some nice no holes barred action (Surely you mean a superb storyline featuring a Tiki found in the Hawaiian surf which gives the finder the path to sexual enlightenment, and also includes a scene in which an old professor type reads that Hawaiian Mythology book with the Tiki on the cover - Ed)

Trader Woody

So... Were the guys in the Video Rental Store supposed to get the "in" joke when they read, on the cover of Tiki Girl, "Cum On I Wanna Lay Ya!"? Oh, my God! Where are the Turtles when you need 'em?

On 2003-01-13 23:52, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:
Heh heh,

It says "Tiki Tenders", but it's got nekkid ladies on the cover. That's nasty.

http://store.xmeg.com/detail/?pid=38422&aff=1000
(4 Hrs of Erotic Island Action)

Sabu

Clearly here again, "Tiki" was used just as a buzzword to get attention for a re-packaged compilation of generic island sex clips.
Someone give me money for a film, and I'll show them what a real Tiki porno can look like! As I always say, if it says Tiki on it, it should have Tiki in it! (Errh..yeah..well...)

I cracked up reading the titles only under "Customers who ordered this item also purchased..."

P

And what, exactly... even approximately... would a "real tiki porno" look like?

Maybe we're on to something here.

bigbrotiki wrote:
I cracked up reading the titles only under "Customers who ordered this item also purchased..."

"Attack of the Sea Snakes" - Phew, the mind boggles...
I've not read such a worrying porno title since "Caught by Dwarves".

Trader Woody

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