BEYOND TIKI -MCC Any Pirates in these Tropical Waters?

YOU Were fairly WARNED!
Surrender Thyne ALE!!!!!!!
Now here be a right smart bottle opener. It be of solid bronze and weighs approximately 3.5 oz. It is roughly 3.5 x 2.5 inches and ¼ of an inch thick.
It is available in yellow bronze.
It carries on the front side a wild haired skull struck through by a fine fluked anchor whose chain forms the border. Beneath the skulls dagger clenching jaw flies a banner decrying “Surrender Thyne Ale”
On the reverse side there be a portion of a map of the Spanish Main, the western shore of the isle of Hispaniola and a favorite port-o-call for all self respecting pyrates, Tortuga!!
The small island to the south of the peninsula is Vache Island (Cow Island to a non-Frenchie) a favorite haunt of Edward Teach (Black Beard), and crew.
No Privateer or Pyrate vessel should be without this here fine tool used in the liberation of Your favorite hop laden libation. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This opener is priced at $27.50 usd please include 8.24% sales tax for California residents as well as $6.00 usd for shipping and handling
If You feel this piece would make a fine addition to your Tiki Bar, by all means please, contact me at: [email protected]