What do you suppose this would smell like?

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I'm hoping it smells like coconuts. Or maybe a mix of rum, pineapple, and sweaty men in polyester suits.

Maybe it smells like flaming, rum-soaked, ladies undergarments.

I have heard it smells like chicken.

Oh wait, no...it TASTES like chicken. Yeah, that's it.

I think, what was the question? There was one?

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