Unluck Tourist Decanter

I just got one today. Now, I quit smoking weed many many years ago, but the first thing that popped into my head when I saw it was how easy it would be to modify it into a very cool smoking device. Will anyone admit to doing so? It almost seems as if it was designed that way on purpose. Well, since I can use it that way, I am going to get a funnel and pour beer in it. That air hole allows it to be used as a beer bong also. Tommorow I will be hungover and there is a good chance the decanter will be broken on the floor....