Become a Tiki Carny

Why not combine your love of Tiki with filling your pockets with grubby $1 bills, smoking bad reefer, and impregnating impressionable 15 year old girls:

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Trader Woody

I gotta get one for the back yard!

How cool would this be??? Travel the country from tiki event to tiki event...I'm imagining this complete tiki/Polynesian carnival that pops up in towns hosting bar crawls, Hukilau's, etc. But now that I think of it there are only two things in this world that scare me and one is nuclear war. The other thing that scares me are Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage.