New 2009 "YoYo Island" Calendars wash ashore...

Surfing in amid the frothy foam on a far out, er, far-off, shore -- !

Our "Totally-Gone-YoYo" 2009 Calendar! More adventure, more wildlife, and even less comprehensible!

And plus also, in Exoti-Scope and PuPu-Vision --

-- our chock-full-O-chapters 2009 "FABU-FABU" Calendar, for those who may (or may not) have found out what intrepid investigatologist Odin Hyebahl knows about getting Lost on YoYo Island...

So big, only the biggest of thumbtacks can tackle 'em! So weird, only the weirdest of weirdos would want 'em! So bent, you'll have'ta book a night in Admiral Nelson's decompression chamber to avoid delirious N-O2-like effects! So -- oh well, either you get it, or you don't...

And if, after 2008, you're lucky enough to still have your Tiki Hut (or indeed any kind of thatch over your head), you're sure to appreciate the draft-stopping qualities of these barmy beauties... Oh yeah, they're burnable too, just in case they shut the utilities off.

Those who've had a year like we've had around here will also appreciate that they're just $1.00 over CafePirates' outrageous base price, so be sure to gaff yours outta the drink before this wacky island sinks!*

http://www.cafepress.com/yoyoisland

*Of course you can also get 'em when it rises again in the morning, too...

"Don't let it be forgot,
That once there was a Spot,
Where Blowfish all wore sunglasses,
and Tiki-times were hot..."
SOK

[ Edited by: Son-of-Kelbo 2008-11-15 16:14 ]

GILL vs. FINN

That would be March ("Totally Gone YoYo" Calendar).

S :wink: K

Hey speaking of Shelly's Dive! Is that old clam still around or did he end up in the dip?

edited for PC

[ Edited by: Ojaitimo 2008-12-03 12:46 ]

Hey man, don't slam the Clam, or he might put something scary in your next round...

Sorry, Timo, you should'a snapped up last year's calendar. But here's a little sample of what you missed.

Not too late to avail yourself of this year's questionably collectible draft-stoppers, though... :D

And of course the virtual variety are still available here: http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=26636&forum=1&7

-- for those who've decided to forgo their behavioral meds this Merry Olde Season...

Yo Ho Ho

"Don't let it be forgot,
That once there was a Spot,
Where Blowfish all wore sunglasses,
and Tiki-times were hot..."
SOK

[ Edited by: Son-of-Kelbo 2009-01-07 09:47 ]

Fair warning SOK. You and your muscle will be recieving a visit from the TNA soon.

Bring it on, bruddah. BTW, I think somebody stole your sunglasses --

-- 'Sokay, though -- he digs "T-n-A" as much as the demented Menehunes around here do (which is why we paddle out to Tee'nii H'ai after sundown)...

And speaking of paddling, I'm very pleased to report that this year's "Totally Gone YoYo" and "FABU-FABU" Calendars are moving better than ever [ :D ], proving that even some so-called 'normal people' will buy them also (and at just $1 over CafePirates' outrageous base price, some can even afford to!), though that doesn't mean they'll remain mentally sound after subjecting their eyeballs to 12 full months of YoYo Island lunacy...

It's still way-not-too-late to tack one up in YOUR Tiki Hut (We've even enticed a few ultra-orthodox "tiki traditionalists" to indulge in one or both eye-watering styles, this time around. Don't worry, I won't tell, honest).

Guaranteed printed on 100% paper. Individual pages suitable for framing or wrapping fish. Merchant is not responsible for psychological damage from prolonged visual exposure.

Get yours while they last...
S :wink: K

Bloody shameless end-of-January BUMP. :D

Can't make 'em any better, can't sell 'em any cheaper, but -- those who pick up the last few we have left in stock will receive a FREE "Year of the Ox" good luck incantation from The-Weird-Little-Shaman-Who-Lives-In-The-Cave on the far side of the island here (Regularly a Three-Pig-Two-Coconut value!), so don't miss this chance to outfit your outpost with a little extra Gung Hay Fat Choy (products contain no MSG), and rock your retinas with 12 months of the sort of manic visual manna you'd ordinarily need a moderate head-injury to otherwise experience...

Most types of medical insurance accepted.

S :wink: K

Hey SOK, I'll take a calender if she made it and you lost the clam!