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The Man Song by Sean Morey

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All you guys wearing the ball and chain, I'm sure you can relate to this. Listen to this one. It's not scary. It's very funny. http://www.seanmorey.com/mansong.html

That guy needs to go to more strip joints and watch more Man Show.

That's not a man song. That's the un-manly song.

Now if you will excuse me, I need to go finish my needlepoint....

For those of you who missed it the first time around or new members (didn't say newbies) click on the link above and have a chuckle.

"Get in that kitchen and make me a pot pie!"

Okay BK, would you like a hair pie with that pot pie?

K

So a bored wife says to her husband, "Take off your pants and make me feel like a woman."

Her husband takes off his pants, hands them to her and says, "Here, iron these for me."

S
SES posted on Fri, Jan 30, 2004 4:24 PM

On 2004-01-30 16:24, susane wrote:
http://www.manties.net/

God help us.

Good one Unga...I guess I should never be a lounge singer since my name IS Vic.

My wife has actually asked me most of those questions....and being a dumbass ditz (at first) I answered a few truthfully, but I learned quickly to lie or my ass would be in a sling. Every man knows that thee most beautiful woman in the world is his wife...............sheeeeit.

M

Well, for starters, I wish to god that I hadn't clicked on that manties link. shudder

Does anyone remember this Steve Martin song?

Men

(Group of men singing in the background)
Men, men, men, men
Men, men, men, men...

It's great to be on a ship with men
and sail across the sea, oh,
We don't know where we'll land or when,
but it's great to be with men.

'Cause men can sweat and men can stink
and no one seems to care, oh,
We'll throw the dishes in the sink
and clog the drain with hair, oh!
(And clog the drain with hair, oh!)

Men, men, men,
We're a ship all filled with men,
So batten down the ladies' room,
there's no one here but men!
Men, men, men, men
Men, men, men, men...

There's men above and men below
and men down in the galley,
There's Butch and Spike and Buzz and Biff
and one guy we call Sally!
(And one guy we call Sally!)

Men, men, men,
We're a ship all filled with men,
You'll never have to lift the seat,
there's no one here but men!

Men, men, men, men
Men, men, men, men...

We're men and friends until the end
and none of us are sissies,
At night we sleep in separate beds
and blow each other kissies!
(And blow each other kissies!)

Men, men, men,
we're a ship all filled with men,
So throw your rubbers overboard,
there's no one here but men!

Amen (pronounced "Ahhhhh, men!")

On 2004-01-30 16:24, susane wrote:
http://www.manties.net/

Don't they know that nylon undies cause yeast infections?!? They don't breathe! :lol:

T

On 2004-01-31 23:43, martiki wrote:
Well, for starters, I wish to god that I hadn't clicked on that manties link. shudder

Does anyone remember this Steve Martin song?

Men

(Group of men singing in the background)
Men, men, men, men
Men, men, men, men...

...

Hey Martiki, I think it was Martin Mull not Steve Martin's song. Maybe Steve Martin Mull?
Another useless bit of information stored any in my brain....

M

Correct- It was performed by Martin Mull- but it was written by Martin Mull and Steve Martin.

I wasn't sure who's name it was best remembered for.

Whole lotta Martin goin' on!

-martin

chuckle chuckle. I heard The Man Song again today.

:music: He's The Man :music: He's The Man :music:

[ Edited by: Jungle Trader 2006-04-12 20:42 ]

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