New tiki paddle for navigating tricky tepid tropical currents

Aloha all- Christopher C- checkin' in, to present an indispensible little item, should the swollen tides of the holiday squalls sweep you unexpectedly into threatening waters-
This handy rowing device will keep your craft upright, through a virtual sea of mai-tais!!

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py holidays!

Looks like it can handle a birthday spank or two, as well. nice!