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The problem with Tiki Oasis III

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T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Tue, May 13, 2003 6:11 PM I didn't want to bring this up, but I've found a BIG problem with the Tiki Oasis III gig - I like you all and now find it hard to be an ultra-critical a-hole! Man, why'd I go? Before I left I had a bunch of pre-conceived notions on everyone that I hadn't actually met, which provided me with the, shall we say, creative license to shred! Now, I just sit at my desk, teary eyed, as I think about all the bonding (not that bonding Baxdog) that we did - mixing drinks, laughing, singing, peeing, smoking #*@, getting busted by the coppers, hurling. I ask that you all cheer Bong up a little by posting something that will really set him off! Sincerely, Your love Tiki - Bong
TT Trader Tiki Member Portland, OR Joined: Mar 06, 2003 Posts: 385	TT Trader Tiki Posted posted on Tue, May 13, 2003 9:09 PM Ye lords I missed out on Bong bonding? DAMN MY UNIT!! (It means something literally, but I'll just let the inferences go wild)
R RevBambooBen Tiki Socialite Huntikington Beach Joined: Nov 12, 2002 Posts: 7946	R RevBambooBen Posted posted on Tue, May 13, 2003 11:28 PM HEY BONG!, The problen with OASIS III is, you were there!!! HA! That should cheer up your sorry ass!! Get back to being an arse hole so I can concentrate on work!!!
CC Cherry Capri Member an uncharted desert isle Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 243	CC Cherry Capri Posted posted on Wed, May 14, 2003 7:04 AM For Bong.... WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS?
DZ Doctor Z Tiki Socialite Jasper's Reef, Torrance, CA Joined: Aug 01, 2002 Posts: 1620	DZ Doctor Z Posted posted on Wed, May 14, 2003 7:56 AM AAhhh... NOW I see... EVIDENCE!! While those are undoubtedly the feet of the sleeping Doctor Z, I believe the hands deftly applying the polish belong to Matteo! Of course, I could be wrong - I was alseep, after all! I mean hey, nail polish is one thing, but GLITTER GOLD is NOT my color! Puh-leeeze! Bong musta picked it out. Or maybe that one bartender... Last time I leave my f*%kin' door open when I go to sleep around YOU guys... But, as they say, "Payback's a bitch!" :wink: Doctor Z Mix-maestro of the Castaway Lounge, Redondo Beach, CA [ Edited by: Doctor Z on 2003-05-14 07:58 ]
T tiki-riviera Tiki Socialite Long Beach Joined: May 11, 2003 Posts: 689	T tiki-riviera Posted posted on Wed, May 14, 2003 8:02 AM Hey Bong, I only talked to you at Tiki III for about 10 seconds and I feel sad that I spent that much time of my life with you !
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Wed, May 14, 2003 10:26 AM Thanks all for cheering me down! Now, back to reality!
S SugarCaddyDaddy Member Huntington Beach, California Joined: Jun 03, 2002 Posts: 1500	S SugarCaddyDaddy Posted posted on Wed, May 14, 2003 10:35 AM Bong, Did you forget about my high-priced $25 table that you brought back for me in your truck? SugarCaddyDaddy's Schedule! [ Edited by: sugarcaddydaddy on 2003-05-14 14:17 ]
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Wed, May 14, 2003 1:42 PM Oh Yeah! The Witco table you scored for $25! Now I am pissed!
K kctiki Member Kansas City Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Posts: 439	K kctiki Posted posted on Wed, May 14, 2003 1:58 PM So Tiki_Bong wants to be set off? Well I was thinking of posting an essay on my own personal Tiki Weltanshauung and how it relates to our collective Polynesian Pop milieu. However, after Squawker was torn to bits like Lord of Flies, I've been reluctant to pontificate. But if it will make someone happy, I'll be glad to share my profound insights.
D DawnTiki Tiki Socialite next stop Hulaville! Joined: Sep 01, 2002 Posts: 1679	D DawnTiki Posted posted on Wed, May 14, 2003 2:10 PM Proceed with caution....
JT Jungle Trader Member Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca. Joined: Jan 04, 2003 Posts: 3772	JT Jungle Trader Posted posted on Wed, May 14, 2003 2:50 PM Was Bong showin' everyone his petrified tiki?
S suicide_sam Member LBC Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 670	S suicide_sam Posted posted on Wed, May 14, 2003 4:18 PM My only problem was that before the Oasis I got a sty in my eye and had to walk around all weekend like my eye was growing an eye of it's own. I went to an optimist but he just said, "You'll be fine" [ Edited by: suicide_sam on 2003-05-14 16:18 ]
T tikimug Member 1217 mi. North of the Mai Kai Joined: Apr 01, 2002 Posts: 752	T tikimug Posted posted on Wed, May 14, 2003 4:37 PM Here you go Bong, I heard you like Shag... right? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3520093921&category=280 I hope this will make you feel better! :wink:
C Cultjam Member Phoenix, Arizona Joined: Apr 21, 2002 Posts: 367	C Cultjam Posted posted on Wed, May 14, 2003 4:38 PM Will that listing EVER go away???
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Wed, May 14, 2003 4:41 PM On 2003-05-14 13:58, kctiki wrote: So Tiki_Bong wants to be set off? Well I was thinking of posting an essay on my own personal Tiki Weltanshauung and how it relates to our collective Polynesian Pop milieu. However, after Squawker was torn to bits like Lord of Flies, I've been reluctant to pontificate. But if it will make someone happy, I'll be glad to share my profound insights. We decline your invitation. Kansas City, Kansas City here I cum...
CC Cherry Capri Member an uncharted desert isle Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 243	CC Cherry Capri Posted posted on Wed, May 14, 2003 5:18 PM I, of course, did not witness this unsuitable activity. And there is no proof that I was there. I retired early to my room after the show with a dark, hairy and handsome gorilla for a night I will never forget - and who will vouch for my whereabouts. However, I did notice a bottle of my white sparkly polish was missing in the morning. It's all about love Z and girl...
HH hula hula Member da 9th island/ vegas Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 407	HH hula hula Posted posted on Wed, May 14, 2003 6:16 PM I smell blood in these waters...
T tikivixen Tiki Socialite Vallejo CA Joined: Aug 28, 2002 Posts: 726	T tikivixen Posted posted on Wed, May 14, 2003 6:17 PM My only problem was that before the Oasis I got a sty in my eye and had to walk around all weekend like my eye was growing an eye of it's own. I went to an optimist but he just said, "You'll be fine" Well, if he's an optimist of course he told you you'll be fine. For your second opinion, I'd consult a pessimist. [ Edited by: tikivixen on 2003-05-14 18:28 ]
K kctiki Member Kansas City Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Posts: 439	K kctiki Posted posted on Thu, May 15, 2003 8:22 AM On 2003-05-14 18:16, hula hula wrote: I smell blood in these waters... Sung to the tune of "The Theme to Billy Jack": ...and the bloody morning afterrrr, one tin tiki swims awaaaaayyy...
TD Tiki Diablo Member socal Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 1916	TD Tiki Diablo Posted posted on Thu, May 15, 2003 9:46 AM Stye? You had a stye Fred? Never saw it.
S Shipwreckjoey Member San Diego, CA Joined: Nov 29, 2002 Posts: 1794	S Shipwreckjoey Posted posted on Thu, May 15, 2003 4:22 PM Bong - while rummaging around in my wallet the other day lookin' for some mis-placed cash, I came across this little card I got from the ACLU that said: "If you are stopped by the police" and continues to list several possible police encounter situations & how they recommend you deal with them. I thought, damn I shoulda dug this out last friday night and handed it to Bong while he was talkin' to the cops in rm 135! Once again, due to exsessive alcohol intake I missed another chance to help out.
R RevBambooBen Tiki Socialite Huntikington Beach Joined: Nov 12, 2002 Posts: 7946	R RevBambooBen Posted posted on Fri, May 16, 2003 10:17 PM SHIP! You are Classic!!!

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