New Yorker Caption Contest

Anyone have a good caption for this contest? Think Mugs, Mugs, Mugs in the old Tiki News.

http://contest.newyorker.com/CaptionContest.aspx?affiliate=ny-caption

Crass and obvious but...Well, y'know, it's Tiki Central...*****

"There's been a particularly high level of mole activity this year."

*****Before you get your grundies in a bundle please note that I'm happily a member of Tiki Central and haven't yet stormed off in a huff. (I do, however, reserve the right to storm off in a huff at some future date.)

Chicago SunTimes film critic Roger Eberts entry