Happy Birthday Mike "Capt. R.H. Falernum "

Have a great Birthday Mike! (Today!) to my favorite Science Guy on TC.

Woohoo! Happy Birthday to You!

All hail the genius creator of the Tiki Bar Name Generator!
Happy B'Day tocayo!

Thanks! I just saw this... now... for the first time... because I'm a terrible human.

Your cake is a little.......old now, but we saved you a piece!
your present of a Puppy, yea.... well that's still in the box, sorry......
Happy Birthday!......bu....ddy...

I'm going to elect to believe you got me Schrödinger's, um, puppy.
That way, as long as I don't look in the box, he's both alive & dead.

Or something. I never fully grasped the Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment.

Maybe we should just get you a nice T-Shirt at this point
it would be much more.....pleasant! (also a bit less smelly)

And a nice "Old Fashioned" with some curly fries!