warning!!! reward for capture of escaped deadhead new " wakani white" at tiki oasis!!! reward !!!

BE ON THE LOOKOUT AT "TIKI OASIS" OUR TOP SECRET NEW MINI BOTTLE OF "DEADHEAD MINI WHITE RUM" CONTAINER HAS ESCAPED ALONG WITH A BUNCH OF THE MINI'S. IT IS REPORTED THAT THEY ARE HIDING THROUGHOUT THE GROUNDS AT THE "CROWNE PLAZA" HOTEL. IF FOUND PLEASE RETURN TO SAMMY VELVET AND CLAIM YOUR REWARD ... SHE IS DANGEROUS AND WILL TRICK YOU INTO LETTING HER GO .. BUT DONT BE SWAYED BY HER SMOOTH TASTE AND SWEET FRAGRANT AIRE ... MORE NEWS TO FOLLOW... WE ARE SURE THEY ARE HEADED TO THE HOTEL TO REEK HAVOC AND CAUSE MAD DRUNKENESS !!! THE DEADHEAD CREW WILL BE THERE ON FRIDAY .. KEEP CALM AND DO NOT PANIC ... FIND HER AND BRING HER BACK !!!!